FabSwingers.com forum: What to discuss during phone sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I always have a little play before the call, so your kinda worked up and horny before you even start....things flow better that way. Obviously just an opinion, it 2orks for me....its just finding what works for you I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?"

Why don’t you write down a few pointers - I dunno like ‘what are your fantasies?’ That way if you draw a blank you can use your notes to help you get going. I wouldn’t worry about it tho - before long you’ll be waxing lyrical so freely that you’ll be turning yourself on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have a little play before the call, so your kinda worked up and horny before you even start....things flow better that way. Obviously just an opinion, it 2orks for me....its just finding what works for you I guess.

I did, I was! It was more like the fact that she expected from me to start the conversation or something… I had no knowledge of her likes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?

Sounds wuite organized! You are way too organized for fab haha but thank you

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By *lidMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Talk about the price of fuel that gets most moaning

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?"

I think the thought of it is more erotic than actually doing it for u OP.

I may be wrong but this is impression I'm getting so far.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Ask her who her current provider is, whether she's happy with them and explain in exhaustive detail how you could do so much better.

Oh fuck, sorry...that's a sales call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?"

Was she on here? If so I'd have had a gander at her profile to see what she likes then take it from there

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The Tory leadership selection process?

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Put some porn on designed specifically for female audience ( much better to watch than the filth aimed at men anyways ),l... then just watch what's happening and describe it in detail,as if you were doing it to her.

I learnt a lot of Roy Walker,from Catchphrase:

"Say what you see"

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Ask what she would like on her Pizza

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

" What am I doing wrong lol…"

Doing something you have no experience in.

Haven’t practiced, and out yourself in a sink or swim situation.

Phone sex and talking dirty are an art form. Too often it devolves into bad literotica or you just bollocking on about how your big dick is going to ruin her or how you are going to lick pussy for hours.

How to improve? Honestly, read, watch, listen to stuff on the internet.

Find what works for you, if its forced or fake its easy to tell and will put the other person off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s natural or it’s not. That’s what I’ve realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna call"

Who you gonna call?

Nut Busters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna call

Who you gonna call?

Nut Busters! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *onybart2404TV/TS
over a year ago

keady

Err sex I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone, I noted down the important ones! If you have anymore ti add feel free id love to become a maestro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of which, I’d love some phone fun on this balmy Thursday morning. Anyone up for it?

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I once had a really awkward phone call with a guy, we just ended up in a painful silence to the extent that I ended the call because I felt so bad! And this is why I now have a note on my profile saying I’m not into phone sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very early in the call ask what she likes and as she tells you expand on it for her.

Get her to say what she wants you to draw and then paint a picture in her mind mind explaining everything in the picture in great detail.

Good phone sex is a bit of an art. Not everyone is good at it and not all calls are the same. They are very personal and have to be tailored to each caller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put on a Lilly Savage or Alan Carr voice, if you're going to fail, do it with style and verve.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Phone sex for me only works if I know the person, have had sex with them before, I've tried it with a random or two and it just feels plain daft and awkward

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Phone sex for me only works if I know the person, have had sex with them before, I've tried it with a random or two and it just feels plain daft and awkward

^^^This. I think it only works if you know the other person. Mr KC and I used to have great phone sex when he worked away (pre video calls and phones with facility to take good pics).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to tell her what to do and place thoughts in her mind based on what ghost me is doing to her

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I once had a really awkward phone call with a guy, we just ended up in a painful silence to the extent that I ended the call because I felt so bad! And this is why I now have a note on my profile saying I’m not into phone sex

Was it with me?

I've tried it and it was awful. Awkward, very unsexy and tbh a turn off. It clearly isn't for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not as good as it sounds isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about the cost of Lurpak and she will melt like butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love phone sex. Best get in the mood first. Best experiences are when both already masturbating, know each others kinks.

Then just tell them what you're doing, what you would like to do to them, listen to them say the same. If they're into it, most fun is giving each other institutions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ram a paint brush into a bucket of wallpaper paste and say "mmm that's the sound of my cock plunging into your wet hole!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?"

How did she get your number? Have you fucked her before?

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Ram a paint brush into a bucket of wallpaper paste and say "mmm that's the sound of my cock plunging into your wet hole!""

Lololololol

That should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at audio porn for women. There’s your inspiration (and likely sone useful pointers on how women want to be talked in fantasy sex)

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

... On the 3rd stroke the time will be 13:07 not bloody 1:00 in the morning....

Your dialing the wrong bloody number!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?

How did she get your number? Have you fucked her before? "

We had a brief exchange of messages on fab

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Phone sex does nothing for me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank anybody

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Was it with me?

I've tried it and it was awful. Awkward, very unsexy and tbh a turn off. It clearly isn't for me. "

Haha! I’ve decided I’m just too socially awkward! I don’t like phone calls at the best of times, I probably shouldn’t have let myself be talked into it!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Discussion" doesn't seem to be the right word about phone sex to me. A discussion sounds like something you have about pre-Keynsian economics or string theory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a phone call today for “Phone sex” with a lady and completely blanked… It felt super awkward as I had no connection to her mentally or anything!

Is it my fault due to inexperience? What am I doing wrong lol…

Plus anything to discuss in your opinions?

How did she get your number? Have you fucked her before?

We had a brief exchange of messages on fab"

Although you're words didn't quite come out, did she not therefore at least try to encourage you a little. As she was obviously initially keen for the call to happen it, could have got you out of your brain fog moment if she'd taken the lead a bit.

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By *unky_Fab_FellaMan
over a year ago

Nr Boston

I guess if you're stuck for something to say, you could always ask her to put the phone between her legs and you could ring her a few times

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

If you've got two handsets in your house you can line up the microphone end of one with the speaker end of the other and watching them performing 69 (or perhaps that should be 069). If you have a third handset you can turn the other two on, if they haven't already managed that between themselves, and listen in to the action. Just make sure that nobody involved gets an STD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dial 0 for a blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘What phone tarrif have you got?……ooohhhh. 2gb of data? …that’s big!!!!!

Slide a gif into my whatsapp !!!!!

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