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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have you tried eBay?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Let me look to see if I have any in stock….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried eBay?"

I’m watching one but it’s only been washed to eBay standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me look to see if I have any in stock…."

Thank you brother

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

This description is like looking in a mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This description is like looking in a mirror.

I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Looking for a constantly refilled ice bucket to dunk my balls in after work

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Have you tried eBay?

I’m watching one but it’s only been washed to eBay standards

Get out the pressure washer once it's delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This description is like looking in a mirror.

I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard

Well fuck me!…. Would ya?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Can you pay for delivery??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried eBay?

I’m watching one but it’s only been washed to eBay standards

Maybe you should try ddBay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a constantly refilled ice bucket to dunk my balls in after work

You know if you’ve been working hard when you can smell your own balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried eBay?

I’m watching one but it’s only been washed to eBay standards

Get out the pressure washer once it's delivered

I’d end up spaffing before I finished cleaning her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This description is like looking in a mirror.

I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard

Well fuck me!…. Would ya?"

If you put some lippy on, then yes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm looking for a lobotomy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you pay for delivery??

It will be money well spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This description is like looking in a mirror.

I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard

Well fuck me!…. Would ya?

If you put some lippy on, then yes

On my tea towel holder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried eBay?

I’m watching one but it’s only been washed to eBay standards

Maybe you should try ddBay

Nice

I’ll give them a whirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a lobotomy "

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This description is like looking in a mirror.

I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard

Well fuck me!…. Would ya?

If you put some lippy on, then yes

On my tea towel holder?

Give it a trim first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D not DD here... *flings arms out..."I must, I must, I must increase my bust"

NBVN x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Phew! Failed to reach any requirements. I feel like a winner!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit. I’m out *super sad face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D not DD here... *flings arms out..."I must, I must, I must increase my bust"

NBVN x"

Are you a brunette this week?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phew! Failed to reach any requirements. I feel like a winner!

Cherry x"

Not even the smooth fanny lips part?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

I qualify, but you’re gonna have to put some effort in

Oh I need to garden sorting too, can you do that while you’re here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

DD = Deep Derrière?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dammit. I’m out *super sad face "

You may fit into next weeks search

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

This has made me laugh

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Would you settle for a redhead, fully waxed, with a fine pair of G cups?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

I qualify, but you’re gonna have to put some effort in

Oh I need to garden sorting too, can you do that while you’re here? "

I’ve been on a Lady Garden course which makes me an expert around these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D not DD here... *flings arms out..."I must, I must, I must increase my bust"

NBVN x

Are you a brunette this week?

Well... I am rocking a brunette root smudge with blonde weaves. So not technically fully brunette

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has made me laugh"

Yes, those look DD minimum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Would you settle for a redhead, fully waxed, with a fine pair of G cups?

No, my filters are set for this week. You might be exactly what I’m looking for next week

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Looking for a constantly refilled ice bucket to dunk my balls in after work

There's a mental picture!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D not DD here... *flings arms out..."I must, I must, I must increase my bust"

NBVN x

Are you a brunette this week?

Well... I am rocking a brunette root smudge with blonde weaves. So not technically fully brunette

NBVN x"

Rules can be broken though

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette = 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D not DD here... *flings arms out..."I must, I must, I must increase my bust"

NBVN x

Are you a brunette this week?

Well... I am rocking a brunette root smudge with blonde weaves. So not technically fully brunette

NBVN x

Rules can be broken though

My thoughts exactly

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a constantly refilled ice bucket to dunk my balls in after work

There's a mental picture!! "

Those look like they fit the bill

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Oh feck not my thread then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

DD = Deep Derrière?

Ha ha no I was referring to the new emmm model hack that’s going around

Use a pad bra on the bum to make it look more rounder

It’s make the rounds on other platforms

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I think j fits the bill perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

I qualify, but you’re gonna have to put some effort in

Oh I need to garden sorting too, can you do that while you’re here?

I’ve been on a Lady Garden course which makes me an expert around these parts.

Ah but there’s no lady garden left, I’m sure we’ll find some other way to put your skills to the test

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette = 0

Nothing a bit of hair dye couldn’t sort out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh feck not my thread then

You could be next weeks winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

DD = Deep Derrière?

Ha ha no I was referring to the new emmm model hack that’s going around

Use a pad bra on the bum to make it look more rounder

It’s make the rounds on other platforms "

I’ve never seen this

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

And if you look up into the sky you might also be lucky enough to see a seagull shitting upside down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think j fits the bill perfectly

Does she tick all the boxes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

I qualify, but you’re gonna have to put some effort in

Oh I need to garden sorting too, can you do that while you’re here?

I’ve been on a Lady Garden course which makes me an expert around these parts.

Ah but there’s no lady garden left, I’m sure we’ll find some other way to put your skills to the test

You might end up with a head like mine in that case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And if you look up into the sky you might also be lucky enough to see a seagull shitting upside down. "

Turn that frown upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

DD = Deep Derrière?

Ha ha no I was referring to the new emmm model hack that’s going around

Use a pad bra on the bum to make it look more rounder

It’s make the rounds on other platforms

I’ve never seen this

Posted the wrong video

But here you go

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwe6dQCQbnw&feature=emb_title

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette = 0

Nothing a bit of hair dye couldn’t sort out

I spend a small fortune being blonde. I'll be invoicing you for a re-colour!!

I'll wait til you want a blonde.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

DD = Deep Derrière?

Ha ha no I was referring to the new emmm model hack that’s going around

Use a pad bra on the bum to make it look more rounder

It’s make the rounds on other platforms

I’ve never seen this

Posted the wrong video

But here you go

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwe6dQCQbnw&feature=emb_title"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can change my wig

Emmm don’t have DD boobs

But I am pretty shour my ass is at least a DD if that counts

DD = Deep Derrière?

Ha ha no I was referring to the new emmm model hack that’s going around

Use a pad bra on the bum to make it look more rounder

It’s make the rounds on other platforms

I’ve never seen this

Posted the wrong video

But here you go

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwe6dQCQbnw&feature=emb_title

But mines is real as you can see very hard to hide a bra when you nothing on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette = 0

Nothing a bit of hair dye couldn’t sort out

I spend a small fortune being blonde. I'll be invoicing you for a re-colour!!

I'll wait til you want a blonde. "

Only the weekend to wait for then

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The natural brunette roots are taking over

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

I think you can find one in the middle aisle in Aldi

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Aww, only 1 out of 3. Never mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The natural brunette roots are taking over

Are your lady garden lips smooth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

I think you can find one in the middle aisle in Aldi"

I don’t pick things that have been fingered by everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww, only 1 out of 3. Never mind

You’ve got to be in it to win it

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette = 0

Nothing a bit of hair dye couldn’t sort out

I spend a small fortune being blonde. I'll be invoicing you for a re-colour!!

I'll wait til you want a blonde.

Only the weekend to wait for then

Super

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"This has made me laugh

Yes, those look DD minimum

Brunette with FF

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette? Check

Big bazookas? Check

Trimmed? Check

Waxed undercarriage?

- it's shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you planning on doing with this brunette once you have her?

Need to know this before considering availability...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a 28 day returns policy if receipt kept on such order

Royal Mail

Registered delivery

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has made me laugh

Yes, those look DD minimum

Brunette with FF"

Oh marvellous, things are looking up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette? Check

Big bazookas? Check

Trimmed? Check

Waxed undercarriage?

- it's shaved"

I don’t want stubble rash on my bobbies helmet you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a yoghurt, ideally strawberry but happy with raspberry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you planning on doing with this brunette once you have her?

Need to know this before considering availability..."

I don’t know??? This approach has never worked before

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Would you settle for a redhead, fully waxed, with a fine pair of G cups?

No, my filters are set for this week. You might be exactly what I’m looking for next week

Pfft! Beggars can't be choosers, Rex

Fuck me now, or lose me forever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Would you settle for a redhead, fully waxed, with a fine pair of G cups?

No, my filters are set for this week. You might be exactly what I’m looking for next week

Pfft! Beggars can't be choosers, Rex

Fuck me now, or lose me forever!

You lost me the moment I glared deep into your eyes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Would you settle for a redhead, fully waxed, with a fine pair of G cups?

No, my filters are set for this week. You might be exactly what I’m looking for next week

Pfft! Beggars can't be choosers, Rex

Fuck me now, or lose me forever!

You lost me the moment I glared deep into your eyes

You smooth bastard

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"And if you look up into the sky you might also be lucky enough to see a seagull shitting upside down.

Turn that frown upside down

A poet,

And don't even know it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"…. a brunette with a nice pair of DD’s (minimum) and a nicely trimmed lady garden that’s waxed around the lips and undercarriage area. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Brunette? Check

Big bazookas? Check

Trimmed? Check

Waxed undercarriage?

- it's shaved

I don’t want stubble rash on my bobbies helmet you know

Put a hat on it and it'll be just fine

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Does black count as brunette? If so then full house and well overshot in the boob department!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Does black count as brunette? If so then full house and well overshot in the boob department! "

*starts jumping up and down excitedly while raising her hand* Me, me. Please pick me

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