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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And got quite sunburnt today?

He kept telling me I should should run some cream in, but did I listen and do it... No!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was me on monday morning, slept on sun lounger in garden after a night shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

Are you OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always slather the suncream on before i go out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was me on monday morning, slept on sun lounger in garden after a night shift

Oh no, that's the worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not me, I'm a shadow walker - hate the sun and hate the heat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

Are you OK?

Yeah, just fat, lazy and less motivation than a fallen leaf.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nope, I'm in Covidsville, UK and have been doing interviews via Teams allllllll day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look on the bright side (for me), it gives me an opportunity to rub lots of after sun over your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot but survived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And got quite sunburnt today?

He kept telling me I should should run some cream in, but did I listen and do it... No!

That'll teach you not to listen or do as you're told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look on the bright side (for me), it gives me an opportunity to rub lots of after sun over your boobs

C. "

Wait....how did her boobs get burnt??

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Ooooh sunburn - natures etch-a-sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to cover myself in suncream as I work outside all day.

Lee

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"Ooooh sunburn - natures etch-a-sketch"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"No, not me, I'm a shadow walker - hate the sun and hate the heat

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went swimming in a lake at the weekend and sun burnt the back of my knees! That's quite painful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh sunburn - natures etch-a-sketch"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look on the bright side (for me), it gives me an opportunity to rub lots of after sun over your boobs

Wait....how did her boobs get burnt??

Very low cut summer dress!

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I did at the weekend got out of the hot tub that's in its own shaded cover to dry off on a lounger and got quickly burnt

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"No, not me, I'm a shadow walker - hate the sun and hate the heat

Yup part Scottish so I am the same me and the sun have never been friends lol

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Only burnt the middle part of my back, any solutions for getting that lotion into hard to reach areas..?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm still sat in the office and not seen any sun yet!

*Break out the tiny violin*

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only burnt the middle part of my back, any solutions for getting that lotion into hard to reach areas..?

Best thing to use is a radiator roller, the type used for painting behind the radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only burnt the middle part of my back, any solutions for getting that lotion into hard to reach areas..?

Squirt loads of sun cream on laminate floor and then roll and slide in it until all areas are covered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not me, I'm a shadow walker - hate the sun and hate the heat

Yup part Scottish so I am the same me and the sun have never been friends lol"

I think it was Billy Connolly who said that Scottish people start off blue and it takes them a week in he sun just to get white

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a moon tan

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

The ideal scenario

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

"Only burnt the middle part of my back, any solutions for getting that lotion into hard to reach areas..?

Best thing to use is a radiator roller, the type used for painting behind the radiator

Amazing, I’ll try that..,cheers

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

"Only burnt the middle part of my back, any solutions for getting that lotion into hard to reach areas..?

Squirt loads of sun cream on laminate floor and then roll and slide in it until all areas are covered.

Sounds messy, think I’ll try the mini roller first but appreciate the suggestion

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I tan so I'm lucky. I go out sit in the sun and fall asleep. Sun good on my body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

Are you OK?

Yeah, just fat, lazy and less motivation than a fallen leaf."

Sounds like a day in bed is the best thing for you. You do a fair few steps in your job daily!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I stayed in the shade as much as possible.

I did melt on buses though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In work all day walking around heat takes it out me plenty of ice cream and cold drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been sensible today and stayed indoors, drawn the blackout blinds, hidden in a cupboard and slathered my skin in copious amounts of sunscreen. I always have a mega twat tan from working outside and I really don't need to be adding to it with extra lines and stripes on my days off.

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By *icboobs26Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

No one is as burnt as the mum at school drop off on Monday morn!!! She was redder than red!!! Weirdly she still had it all out on show again. Not botherd to cover it up to save it happening again! Looked painful!!

Stay safe people.

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I use 50 sun screen, safety is first

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

Are you OK?

Yeah, just fat, lazy and less motivation than a fallen leaf."

Fat !!!!! Seriously !!! Im calling bullsh*t on that 1

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've had the day off today and barely left my bed.

Are you OK?

Yeah, just fat, lazy and less motivation than a fallen leaf.

Fat !!!!! Seriously !!! Im calling bullsh*t on that 1

I've loaded 3 clothes sizes on since my last uploads!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No, I stayed inside

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By *witchedUpCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

Pinks tits are very red after today!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

So I've been a sick but going a lovely golden brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to having various moles removed I avoid the sun

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"So I've been a sick but going a lovely golden brown

Fucking hell I read that proper wrong

I read "so I've been sick but growing a lovely beard"

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I work outside everyday all year

Weirdly I burn once hot shower to take the sting away then I’m ok after

I don’t use any sun block as when I do I seem to burn even more

And this is apparent in other hot country’s too after 2 weeks in Egypt the coolest day was 36 and didn’t burn once

Sun block seems to have the opposite effect on me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I work outside everyday all year

Weirdly I burn once hot shower to take the sting away then I’m ok after

I don’t use any sun block as when I do I seem to burn even more

And this is apparent in other hot country’s too after 2 weeks in Egypt the coolest day was 36 and didn’t burn once

Sun block seems to have the opposite effect on me "

It serves like cooking oil on you?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"So I've been a sick but going a lovely golden brown

Fucking hell I read that proper wrong

I read "so I've been sick but growing a lovely beard"

Ive been out

but I did say sick

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