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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.

I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.

Any potential customers?

D X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£75 sounds expensive. Cuddles that last longer than 3 Mississippi lead to marriage.

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"£75 sounds expensive. Cuddles that last longer than 3 Mississippi lead to marriage. "

Good point, never thought of that...what if i go in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£75 sounds expensive. Cuddles that last longer than 3 Mississippi lead to marriage.

Good point, never thought of that...what if i go in disguise?"

Minions look cuddly and it's illegal for them to marry. Win win.

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.

I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.

Any potential customers?

D X"

Now this is a great side gig to my spooning masterclass... genius

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I only pay £60/hr for therapy and it has longer-lasting effects too

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'd rather have a full body massage for that price.

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.

I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.

Any potential customers?

D X

Now this is a great side gig to my spooning masterclass... genius"

Great mind and all that....

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I love cuddling and can't recall my last cuddle, if it was a female I'd book her

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"I only pay £60/hr for therapy and it has longer-lasting effects too "

Ah! But I would probably enjoy it much more than your therapist, and the joy of making others feel better must last quite a while, so that must worth the few extra quid?

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"I'd rather have a full body massage for that price."

What about 15 mins £30 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I love a cuddle but would never pay for one

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"I love cuddling and can't recall my last cuddle, if it was a female I'd book her "

STAFF NEEDED! Must be female and good at giving cuddles. Good package of extras, depending on the customer.

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Ah I love a cuddle but would never pay for one "

There are cuddles, and there are cuddles. I would be offering the latter, and as a special introductory offer, I was thinking of a free slice of Lemon Drizzle with every booking?

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"I love cuddling and can't recall my last cuddle, if it was a female I'd book her

STAFF NEEDED! Must be female and good at giving cuddles. Good package of extras, depending on the customer. "

When does your Scottish branch open ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love cuddling and can't recall my last cuddle, if it was a female I'd book her

STAFF NEEDED! Must be female and good at giving cuddles. Good package of extras, depending on the customer. "

Now who could refuse such an offer of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would very much like a cuddle on the sofa whilst watching TV,and having hair stroked. Or a cuddle last thing at night or first thing in the morning in bed.

I'm not paying for it though

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Damn all these years I've been giving them away for free.

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"I would very much like a cuddle on the sofa whilst watching TV,and having hair stroked. Or a cuddle last thing at night or first thing in the morning in bed.

I'm not paying for it though "

Hair stroking would be an optional part of the service, as would washing and brushing if the client wished it. A cuddle on the sofa would be part of the basic package with a choice of position. To be held in the arms in a seated position is basic, as is the laying down spoon. However, the head to toe whilst brushing hair and feeding malteasers is a little extra. As far as not paying we would have a very good loyalty scheme which would entitle you to a free sixth cuddle.

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By *ingdongandBelle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Damn all these years I've been giving them away for free. "

If you are good at something, you should never give it away for free.

A FREE KISS with every cuddle........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd pay £75 for someone to stroke my back for an hour and give me those exquisite shudders I love.

T

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.

I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.

Any potential customers?

D X"

I can see a need for those who lack connection - it's a sign of the times.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I'd rather have a full body massage for that price.

What about 15 mins £30 ?"

No, wouldn't ever pay for a cuddle

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