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Unsolicited Dick Pics - A perfect response...

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

This will be going out to everyone who sends an unsolicited knob pic.

https://youtu.be/RCSYBeWuDhw

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get "

Check your inbox x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get "

Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.

300 iq 4d chess moves here

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get "

Same here. *Can't wait for our next dick pic.

I bloody love Olivia Coleman too.

Winston

*that's not an invitation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^Peep shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.

300 iq 4d chess moves here "

It would be the only reply you’d get

Checkmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

Check your inbox x"

Posted me some gin didya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.

300 iq 4d chess moves here

It would be the only reply you’d get

Checkmate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s for my big angry cock pic next then…….

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Who’s for my big angry cock pic next then……. "

^^^^gets block in early......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s for my big angry cock pic next then…….

^^^^gets block in early......

Winston "

You loved it the last I showed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.

300 iq 4d chess moves here

It would be the only reply you’d get

Checkmate "

Oof, emotional damage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.

300 iq 4d chess moves here

It would be the only reply you’d get

Checkmate

Oof, emotional damage. "

Better than the damage the eye bleach does!

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By *dible_KinkCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Haha brilliant

Mrs

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fantastic! love Olivia Colman

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"This will be going out to everyone who sends an unsolicited knob pic.

https://youtu.be/RCSYBeWuDhw

Winston "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get

Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.

300 iq 4d chess moves here

It would be the only reply you’d get

Checkmate

Oof, emotional damage.

Better than the damage the eye bleach does!"

Eye bleach means things to cleanse the eyes, after something gross and revolting.

And I'll stop right there because I'm clever and know if I make the next joke, its ritual suicide

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

There are other options:

https://1drv.ms/u/s!AnTXs8bPCbfPs6pKV6UajhFBpxhe9g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!"

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free dick rating? Jackpot!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

A rough guide to pants.

Brilliant.

Winston

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

*Inserts applause emoji*

Now how do we get that set up as auto reply?

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"*Inserts applause emoji*

Now how do we get that set up as auto reply?"

I may have pasted the link into notes.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston "

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!"

I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!

I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.

Winston "

I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok OP wins with that one.

But I done a clever one and googled ugly dick pics.

So when I get an unpolished one I send it.

I get wtf is that, I reply you sent an ugly dick pic I'm returning the favour.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!

I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.

Winston

I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed "

Job for the weekend right there.

Winston

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Do people actually just send dick pics then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok OP wins with that one.

But I done a clever one and googled ugly dick pics.

So when I get an unpolished one I send it.

I get wtf is that, I reply you sent an ugly dick pic I'm returning the favour.

"

Unsocialised autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people actually just send dick pics then "

Yeh and ask if I ‘wanna meet now’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok OP wins with that one.

But I done a clever one and googled ugly dick pics.

So when I get an unpolished one I send it.

I get wtf is that, I reply you sent an ugly dick pic I'm returning the favour.

Unsocialised autocorrect "

Hahahaha I love that! I might copy you! X

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yeah but what are you wearing?

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Wasn’t there a film or tv series called raised by wolves..? I didn’t realise HBO made a whole tv series on how to respond to dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but what are you wearing? "

Chanel number 5

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yeah but what are you wearing?

Chanel number 5"

You're so sophisticated

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh that was funny

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Which bit?

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Yeah but what are you wearing? "

Sweat. Sticky, hot, clammy sweat.

Winston

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Do people actually just send dick pics then

Yeh and ask if I ‘wanna meet now’"

Happy days

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!

I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.

Winston

I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed "

Better late than never.....

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

2 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

3 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

4 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

*sign here

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!

I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.

Winston

I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed

Better late than never.....

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

2 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

3 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

4 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

*sign here

Winston

"

YESSSSSSS!!!!!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Fantastic

I’ve shared with many friends

Thanks for the laugh!

We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.

Winston

Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!

I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.

Winston

I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed

Better late than never.....

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

2 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

3 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

4 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

*sign here

Winston

YESSSSSSS!!!!!"

Just noticed the numbering is out of sync.

Oh the shame.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics… dick pics…. Dick pics …. Dick pics ….. dick pics

Whoop whooo whoop

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