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— The Peculiarity of POPCORN —

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Lådìes, Géntlemèn, Binariës, Whatevëries, Inçlusìvitíes and Purveyors of Fine Prònóuns...

I have come across many a controversial thread on this fine licentious fora. And there will always be at least one¹ Fabber/Fabette who will remark "Grabs Popcorn!".

But please, I implore - can you state the flavour of popcorn you are grabbing??!!??

It is too much to ask?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Plain.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like the sweet flavour best but always end up gagging on random little corn sheaths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sweet and salty one in the yellow bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plain."

I can't believe it's not Butterkist.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Cinema-style sweet, although there's a lovely peanut butter and almond one I'm also very partial too, but forgetting the brand!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Horrible stuff. Like eating polystyrene the way it squeaks on your teeth.

Pass me a bag of minstrels instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always reach for the sweet popcorn when drama in unfolding

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I always reach for the sweet popcorn when drama in unfolding "

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What happens if there's a Fab crisis? Do you reach for the salty ones?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sweet and salty fan here

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sweet and salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Coconut

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I dont like popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always reach for the sweet popcorn when drama in unfolding

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What happens if there's a Fab crisis? Do you reach for the salty ones?"

Nope, the harder stuff, Ben & Jerry’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got more seasoning than your local cinema chain. Spent more on glaze popcorn seasoning than cake this year

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year "

Sucks when that happens!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Sweet because I’m salty enough already.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year "

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If it wasn't for the fact that you live in an Igloo I'd been sending you to stand in the corner for that foul recommendation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coconut "

Well I be damned did not know such a thing existed until I just googled it. I am going to have to try some.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Toffee Crisp popcorn- the Queen of popcorn.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Coconut "

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My goodness Minnie! Where on earth have you been these past months? Where did you spring from?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Coconut

Well I be damned did not know such a thing existed until I just googled it. I am going to have to try some."

Aldi sell it

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Toffee Crisp popcorn- the Queen of popcorn."

Oh where is this from???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year

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If it wasn't for the fact that you live in an Igloo I'd been sending you to stand in the corner for that foul recommendation. "

Only last year you say. Should never of been a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year

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If it wasn't for the fact that you live in an Igloo I'd been sending you to stand in the corner for that foul recommendation.

Only last year you say. Should never of been a thing "

It was glorious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coconut

Well I be damned did not know such a thing existed until I just googled it. I am going to have to try some.

Aldi sell it"

See you there, we can go wild in the aisles together

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.

(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd rather eat cardboard, although there's not that much difference. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.

(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!) "

I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.

(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)

I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post "

Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it. "

I’d ask for a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

I’d ask for a refund "

Or he should just take his willy out of the bag.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"Horrible stuff. Like eating polystyrene the way it squeaks on your teeth.

Pass me a bag of minstrels instead "

Totally agree with every word

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

I’d ask for a refund

Or he should just take his willy out of the bag."

He told me that was sausage for later

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'd rather eat cardboard, although there's not that much difference. Luke "

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The gospel, according to Luke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.

(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)

I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post

Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty. "

Mere mortals like me need elevating to your level of popcorn poshness

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

I’d ask for a refund

Or he should just take his willy out of the bag.

He told me that was sausage for later "

You have to carry an extra treat, the popcorn doesn't last through the trailers.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

I’d ask for a refund

Or he should just take his willy out."

That's very forward, Nelly.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.

(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)

I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post

Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty.

Mere mortals like me need elevating to your level of popcorn poshness "

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Calm yourself, dear sir. She's not posh; she's 'nouveau riche'. An echelon lower than posh.

If she was she would have mentioned Harvey Nichols™.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post

Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty.

Mere mortals like me need elevating to your level of popcorn poshness

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Calm yourself, dear sir. She's not posh; she's 'nouveau riche'. An echelon lower than posh.

If she was she would have mentioned Harvey Nichols™. "

Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.

What popcorn would you go for?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

I’d ask for a refund

Or he should just take his willy out of the bag.

He told me that was sausage for later

You have to carry an extra treat, the popcorn doesn't last through the trailers."

Nomnomnomnom

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.

What popcorn would you go for? "

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I would go for a flavour fusion of Hot Dog, Nachos and diet cola popcorn, in lieu of the real thing; I never have enough hands to carry the aforementioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.

What popcorn would you go for?

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I would go for a flavour fusion of Hot Dog, Nachos and diet cola popcorn, in lieu of the real thing; I never have enough hands to carry the aforementioned. "

And you said my chosen flavour was foul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.

I’d ask for a refund

Or he should just take his willy out.

That's very forward, Nelly. "

Brazen Nelly? Never! I've been warned about your chicanery, CD. Now go and play with your popcorn.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.

What popcorn would you go for?

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I would go for a flavour fusion of Hot Dog, Nachos and diet cola popcorn, in lieu of the real thing; I never have enough hands to carry the aforementioned.

And you said my chosen flavour was foul "

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At least you're paying attention to my vituperation.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

It is too much to ask OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee flavour

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