FabSwingers.com forum: I need to train the dog

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To close the bedroom door behind him. He barges it open, jumps on the bed and annoys me for a bit then fucks off back downstairs letting the light from the hallway stream into the room. Im all snug now and don't want to get up to close the door

If you could train your pet to do one thing what would it be?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"To close the bedroom door behind him. He barges it open, jumps on the bed and annoys me for a bit then fucks off back downstairs letting the light from the hallway stream into the room. Im all snug now and don't want to get up to close the door

If you could train your pet to do one thing what would it be?"
Make a cup of coffee and toast Bagels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rip the throat out of my ex

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

close the door and make me a cup of coffee

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i would train my cats to not sleep on my fecking sky box grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pets know that no alarm clock = weekend = mummy will have a lie in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id train mine to stop being such a wuss, hes scared of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be nice and friendly with other dogs

it would be so nice to let him have a run on the field as opposed to being constantly on a lead at close quarters

he is the most placid animal ever in the house and with people

until, that is, he sees - or sometimes just hears - another dog

doesn't matter what size or how friendly or how aggressive they are, he'll have a bash

the dogs home think he was either been attacked as a pup or that he has been made to fight

i think the former cos he is a nervous little chap beneath all the bravado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be nice and friendly with other dogs

it would be so nice to let him have a run on the field as opposed to being constantly on a lead at close quarters

he is the most placid animal ever in the house and with people

until, that is, he sees - or sometimes just hears - another dog

doesn't matter what size or how friendly or how aggressive they are, he'll have a bash

the dogs home think he was either been attacked as a pup or that he has been made to fight

i think the former cos he is a nervous little chap beneath all the bravado "

is he a Westie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be nice and friendly with other dogs

it would be so nice to let him have a run on the field as opposed to being constantly on a lead at close quarters

he is the most placid animal ever in the house and with people

until, that is, he sees - or sometimes just hears - another dog

doesn't matter what size or how friendly or how aggressive they are, he'll have a bash

the dogs home think he was either been attacked as a pup or that he has been made to fight

i think the former cos he is a nervous little chap beneath all the bravado

is he a Westie?"

nah he's a heinz 57

cross between a staffie and a border collie

all black bar a white chest,

got a staffy head but not stocky and with longer legs than a staff

if frankenstein had started out on dogs ...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"to be nice and friendly with other dogs

it would be so nice to let him have a run on the field as opposed to being constantly on a lead at close quarters

he is the most placid animal ever in the house and with people

until, that is, he sees - or sometimes just hears - another dog

doesn't matter what size or how friendly or how aggressive they are, he'll have a bash

the dogs home think he was either been attacked as a pup or that he has been made to fight

i think the former cos he is a nervous little chap beneath all the bravado "
Bussy, my new dog is exactly the same, Jeckyll and Hyde totally....

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