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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Too short or not short enough?

Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who likes short shorts?

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

No.... chubb rub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a pair of Speedo's once but the S rubbed off and I was never allowed back at the swimming pool.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I had a pair of Speedo's once but the S rubbed off and I was never allowed back at the swimming pool."

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"I had a pair of Speedo's once but the S rubbed off and I was never allowed back at the swimming pool."

Did you complain to the manufacturer?

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over a year ago

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I (mrs) very much like to wear short shorts... a little flash of bum cheek every now and again

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think when you can see the crease of the arse cheeks that's too short.

Call me a prude but that's just what I think.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I (mrs) very much like to wear short shorts... a little flash of bum cheek every now and again "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not anymore at my age , don’t want to be called Doreen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only with heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5" is fine. 3" is short short running style

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Cheam


"Who likes short shorts?"

We wear short shorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes short shorts?

We wear short shorts!"

That you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this time of year when Dora puts hers on for a countryside walk.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Might have to get out my 1980’s admiral football shorts!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"Too short or not short enough?

Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some… "

Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.

Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.

3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.

9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Too short or not short enough?

Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…

Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.

Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.

3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.

9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in."

Oops

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Too short or not short enough?

Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…

Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.

Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.

3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.

9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in."

Wow, I thought being good-looking enough to stop traffic was just a figure of speech!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Oh, and a driver awareness course on top too..

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Too short or not short enough?

Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…

Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.

Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.

3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.

9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in.

Wow, I thought being good-looking enough to stop traffic was just a figure of speech!"

It was still worth it though

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