FabSwingers.com forum: Can you say let's have sex without saying the word sex

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy…… bend over darling

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam - thy bloomers….discard them post haste and assume the position if thou would be so kind.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it comes up you're having it

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Let's rub uglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garden needs attending to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Can I show you my collection of cornflakes boxes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumpy pumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you ..... naked ..... now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy getting jiggy with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy getting jiggy with it?

Ooh, yes please

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Fancy a cwtch?

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By *oger Yoo-DaylieMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Fancy some horizontal/vertical/horizontal/perpendicular rhumba?

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk "

Would you like to do some integration testing?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Remove your knickers wench.

That reminds me. ! Cheddar gorge ain't that big.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m so wet

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?"

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. Those who know, know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a cwtch?"

How come you know the Welsh for it..’cwtch’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a bit of how's your father?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I wanna jump your bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for a naked bed wrestle

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Drop yer drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy some rumpy pumpy?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Let’s play hide the sausage ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she looks into my eyes, feels my touch, hears my breathing, she knows.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Drop yer drawers "

and 10 bob's yours...

Are you willing for a shilling?

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

Let’s swap body fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna lolly

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

It's in the kiss

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By *m272Woman
over a year ago

London

Fancy a fu*k

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work"

Did you get as far as the user acceptance testing?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Let’s bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What spoon do you want to be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Effie, brace yourself"

Bonus kudos if you know the film!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work

Did you get as far as the user acceptance testing?"

We did! And the user never had a single complaint...

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Let's fornicate

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Shall we get to know each other in the biblical sense?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Let’s bang"

Well if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to have coitus?"

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work

Did you get as far as the user acceptance testing?

We did! And the user never had a single complaint..."

That's good to hear. Did he get to do any retests? Just to double check of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you 30 seconds free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darling, let's make some love custard"

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Are you moist? If so let's have intercourse

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Whats going up when the sun goes down

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Burnley

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk "

My FDD needs upgrading to a HDD and installing in your chassis xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you 30 seconds free. "

Boaster...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I say but I find being naked, in lingerie or flashing boobs/bare ass/pussy is effective...

If I had to say something, it would probably be - I'm feeling lonely! Sin xo

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Fancy a cwtch?

How come you know the Welsh for it..’cwtch’"

Possibly because…….. I’m Welsh?

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Have you 30 seconds free. "

Darling….. this won’t take long, did it?

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

My FDD needs upgrading to a HDD and installing in your chassis xx"

Like it!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work

Did you get as far as the user acceptance testing?

We did! And the user never had a single complaint...

That's good to hear. Did he get to do any retests? Just to double check of course."

Testing took place several times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've finished reading Harry Potter would you like to Slytherin my Hufflepuff???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's about the dance with no pants.

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work

Did you get as far as the user acceptance testing?

We did! And the user never had a single complaint...

That's good to hear. Did he get to do any retests? Just to double check of course.

Testing took place several times a day"

Would you like to test my Python? Perhaps we could have a Java afterwards?

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By *ogger130Man
over a year ago

Far North

Lie back or walk back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you 30 seconds free.

Boaster..."

It may be false advertising

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By *rstar87Man
over a year ago

Chelmsley Wood (Brum)

Shall we watch porn in the mirror

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do you want to go make the sheets crusty?

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

What about simple “Shall we go for it?”

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I told a partner...

My interface needed it's dependencies updating...

#programmerSexyTalk

Would you like to do some integration testing?

I think that was used too...

It was a game of how much could we give a double meaning to, and if someone saw our slack dm's it would just look like work

Did you get as far as the user acceptance testing?

We did! And the user never had a single complaint...

That's good to hear. Did he get to do any retests? Just to double check of course.

Testing took place several times a day

Would you like to test my Python? Perhaps we could have a Java afterwards? "

Now you're speaking my language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on the grass

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