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Man burns bum after mistaking cleaning wipes for toilet paper

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Leon Gleed, 29, from Rica, south Wales, used the antibacterial wipes, which he mistakenly thought were for personal use, on himself, but they were actually cleaning wipes for the bathroom.

He later developed a rash and discovered his mistake.

Leon - whose girlfriend bought the wipes - told Metro.co.uk: "I thought the product was wet wipes you use to go to the toilet with – but as it turned out, that wasn’t the case.

"When I developed the soreness I knew something wasn’t quite right and when I checked the packaging it said ‘kills 99 percent of bacteria.

"Sadie [his girlfriend] said to me ‘how can you be so stupid’, but I think cleaning products should have warning labels on them so they’re more identifiable.

"I’ve come through the worst of it now – I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week!

"Being a lorry driver it was hard to get in and out of the truck for a while because of the constant chafing and burning pain.

"The only way I can describe it is like the night after a hot curry but ten times worse!

"I know it was a silly mistake to make but I’m convinced there’s other people out there who have done the same!"

A spokesperson for Tesco, which sells the wipes, said: "We were sorry to hear about this. We make the labelling on our packaging as clear as possible for customers."

Ouch.....

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Enough news for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least they got rid of the 99 % bacteria clean as a whisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHA, At least a clean botty.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London


""I know it was a silly mistake to make but I’m convinced there’s other people out there who have done the same!""

That will be why...
"Tesco, which sells the wipes, said: "We were sorry to hear about this. We make the labelling on our packaging as clear as possible for customers.""

Every stupid instruction has been inspired by at least one stupid person.

KM

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues "

Me too, when camping and had nothing else.

I think he probably had some other sores or something down there already.

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

Why are these cretins always Welsh ffs!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm pretty sure those sort of wipes have a red chemical warning symbol.

More importantly, I bet he flushed it thus adding to the wet wipe islands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he should just have used a copy of the sun. Then it would have been all over the news.*

*That's if you can call what the sun does news.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm just pleased to see evidence of another man that actually cleans his butt, even if he has had a little mishap along the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could have been worse. He could have used Veet wipes. And cooled it off with canestan.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

He should have reached for the pledge polish wipes: He could have been the proud owner of a both a nice clean and subsequently sparkling arsehole.

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By *avid4olderMan
over a year ago

North Coast

When I was younger I (naively) rubbed deep heat on the inside of my thighs for a strain … when I closed my legs my balls rubbed against the deep heat …..the was a burning experience

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I saw this story yesterday and had to have a chuckle, but then realised he was my doppelganger! I guess I have the brains.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"When I was younger I (naively) rubbed deep heat on the inside of my thighs for a strain … when I closed my legs my balls rubbed against the deep heat …..the was a burning experience "

A guy I went to uni with did the same with deep freeze and was nicknamed snowball for the rest of the year .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it said it was in the metro, but are you sure it wasn’t the same writer that used to write for the daily sport or even Viz?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Why are these cretins always Welsh ffs!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues

Me too, when camping and had nothing else.

I think he probably had some other sores or something down there already. "

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"At least they got rid of the 99 % bacteria clean as a whisle "
Be fucked if i'm going to use his ass as a whistle.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues

Me too, when camping and had nothing else.

I think he probably had some other sores or something down there already. "

In my experience Wild Mint is the nicest thing to use if you're caught short whilst camping... its as soft as tripple ply andrex, and leaves you with a pleasant tingling afterglow Just don't get confused and grab a handful of baby nettles instead

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I have a question.

Having already done a fairly silly thing, affecting an embarrassing area, why the actual cocking fuck has he decided to go to the papers with it???

At what point did his life become so utterly devoid of meaning that 2 minutes of mild notoriety for wiping his arse wrong seemed like a step up?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Did he get bleached?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I have a question.

Having already done a fairly silly thing, affecting an embarrassing area, why the actual cocking fuck has he decided to go to the papers with it???

At what point did his life become so utterly devoid of meaning that 2 minutes of mild notoriety for wiping his arse wrong seemed like a step up?"

Some people don't care if people laugh at their expense.

He probably thought it was funny, and might spread a little happiness.

Plus, he probably got paid for the story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packaging was a bit misleading. Hope he got paid so he can treat himself to a bidet

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Packaging was a bit misleading. Hope he got paid so he can treat himself to a bidet"

Hope he doesn't buy a jet washer by accident.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a question.

Having already done a fairly silly thing, affecting an embarrassing area, why the actual cocking fuck has he decided to go to the papers with it???

At what point did his life become so utterly devoid of meaning that 2 minutes of mild notoriety for wiping his arse wrong seemed like a step up?"

I actually had a friend who did the same and he posted about it on Facebook .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's nowt worse than scratching yer bollocks after you've chopped some chillies up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine running to the paper and admitting this. I nearly died laughing when I saw it on FB.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This is the news you don't get from Tom

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"This is the news you don't get from Tom "

Tom will catch up in a couple of weeks when the Express reprint the story....

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By *uriousBunnyWoman
over a year ago

Derby

It’s dipshittery like that we need to level out the cost of living and government news. What a tool. But gave us a giggle I guess!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yikes! winced just reading the thread title! Painful!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Burn, burn, burn, my ring of fire, my ring of fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the news you don't get from Tom

Tom will catch up in a couple of weeks when the Express reprint the story...."

Surely he's a mail reader?

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