FabSwingers.com forum: New to fab

By *ilberto42 OP Man
over a year ago

north wales

How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message someone who wants to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a good starting question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not giving my secrets away any more.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Join in with forum/cam room chat. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore how the 'lol' turns a negative into a positive

NBVN x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Change your mindset!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place is fuckin shit lol

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"
you dont

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Send plenty of cock pics,

Tell the lady you want to eat her pussy for hours

And make sure you say you can't accommodate or travel

You'll be knee deep in glunge before weekend

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

With a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, you're not. The whole thing is designed to keep mens' ego's in check.

It's all one elaborate blue ball test bed. Waft the possibilities in front of them, just outside of arms reach, but in reality, it was never even there.

Standard forum piss taking aside, good pictures, genuine bio, don't be a dick, be patient, realise there is fuck all guarantee of anything on this site, because you're selling yourself, not buying others.

If you don't sell, rethink why, if you want to buy, go elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understand that it’s not an instant thing on here.

If you want to meet people there and then go to clubs and socials. Remember nothing is guaranteed going to them though.

What were your expectations OP?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Good punctuation.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"

You don’t lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Remove Prestatyn from your home town and you’ll do well brother

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"

Be different - stand out ...and sex will come to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you after profile advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Com'on guys, let's stop keeping the secret to our selves, it's not fair on the new guys

It's cake mate, they all get wet over cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"

You can't get laid in here.. its a virtual chat room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"
not look at it that way maybe? It’s a swingers site. Google swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"

flash you big cock for the SLUT’s and or wallet for the GOLD-DIGGERS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your user name to pavement

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Com'on guys, let's stop keeping the secret to our selves, it's not fair on the new guys

It's cake mate, they all get wet over cake

We're not all that easy, it takes custard with the cake for some of us ladies to get moist knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punctuation

Dick pics over the toilet naturally

Send random friend invites

Even though you have never spoke to them

And oh getting nasty after you get told to fuck off always a favourite for the lady’s lol

In all seriousness just be yourself chat normally enjoy

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

If you want your cock sucked by random men who can’t string a sentence together then you’ve come to the right place…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good punctuation."

I'm not quite sure if you are saying this in jest but it isn't far from the truth for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx

flash you big cock for the SLUT’s and or wallet for the GOLD-DIGGERS

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx

flash you big cock for the SLUT’s and or wallet for the GOLD-DIGGERS

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it to the thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By treating women with respect, reading profiles and having a well crafted profile,

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It's not insta shag, put the work in, good profile, get chatting to people on chat rooms and forums and go from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send plenty of cock pics,

Tell the lady you want to eat her pussy for hours

And make sure you say you can't accommodate or travel

You'll be knee deep in glunge before weekend "

Great advice

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By *ilberto42 OP Man
over a year ago

north wales

Thank you all for advice much appreciated x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Com'on guys, let's stop keeping the secret to our selves, it's not fair on the new guys

It's cake mate, they all get wet over cake

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I could tell you but you've only been here 2 weeks so you're going to have to wait a couple of months yet at least probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Com'on guys, let's stop keeping the secret to our selves, it's not fair on the new guys

It's cake mate, they all get wet over cake

We're not all that easy, it takes custard with the cake for some of us ladies to get moist knickers

That's just playing hard to get, you'll be wanting cutlery as well I suppose

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Welcome! Some pointers:

• Detailed profile that has a bit of humour, charm and mystery (it also puts me off if someone has just ‘liked’ every single thing on the list of interests and has their ‘looking for’ set at 18-99 - being selective is attractive)

• A selection of good quality clear photos that aren’t just of your dick (check the background and details in your pics - it matters! Messy background, awful bedding, dirty fingernails, awful boxers etc)

• Read someone’s profile before messaging to see if you are what they are looking for

• I personally hate when someone messages with dirty chat before we’ve even spoke - it’s an instant block

• Don’t persistently message if you don’t get a response - if they wanted to reply, they would have

• A genuine compliment goes a long way, as long as it doesn’t seem to be a generic copy and paste message

• Get involved in the forums - it’s a good way to chat to others and show your personality

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"

42 - The answer was staring you in the face (it's in your username!).

Best advice, seriously, don't be a dick and have proper conversations and don't send dick pics unless asked.

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"

Philosophers have been grappling with this question since ancient times. I think it might even be one of Zeno's lesser known paradoxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change your user name to pavement "

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