FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst film ever made, and why is it “Ad Astra”?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s on the telly soon. It’s a pile of cack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tourist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiz Show

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Highlander 2

Hollow Man

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

Southland Tales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fast track no limits

It’s a bad fast and the furious rip off

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ISqueosPMyo

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp Fiction"

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Pearl harbour quite possibly the cringiest film EVER oh and that 80s classic Howard the duck watched it as a kid thought it was good recently watched it utter garbage

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Promethus

Don't know if that's spelt right pre quill the Alien.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The last 10-15 mins of Ad Astra was awful. Rest of film not too bad.

Snakes on a Plane was decent however Snakes on a Train was worst film I've seen.

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Naked nuns with big guns

It is about drug runners in Columbia dessing as nuns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signs, aliens come to earth to each humans, to find out they are 70% water which they are allergic to, fucking hilariously poor film.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Promethus

Don't know if that's spelt right pre quill the Alien. "

I enjoyed that haha

was boring but not the worst live seen.

Check out 'The Greasy Str#ngler' omg

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cordon shit about lesbian vampires

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dude Where's My Car ...

An absolute pile of American unfunny bollocks

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I am mother. Just didn't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Pearl Harbour ..

I remember someone taking me to see that at the cinema...

I thought it was so bad I got up and walked out 25 minutes in

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By *amie366Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Has anyone see vivairium?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, there’s ‘good bad’ I.e so bad that it becomes somehow endearing such as the many b, c and z films from the glorious 1980’s (especially Italian and Asian cinema) *see the Ninja output of a Mr Godfrey Ho for some classics! - and then there’s downright bad.

In the latter, wholly more ignominious category I’ll throw in big budget turds such as the utterly risible, The Last Jedi, Transformers and pretty much any of the Fast and Furious films.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Jack and Jill starring Ben Stiller. Whenever we have guests who are outstaying their welcome we put it on the DVD, works every time.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ooh...

Jaws 2.

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp Fiction"

Sorry, but officially off my Christmas card list

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You take that back!

I thoroughly enjoyed that and thought it was excellent

The worst for me was something called "Nine" (not "9", the animated film), it was an awful musical which I walked out of the cinema from

LvM

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cats

Any of the Pirates of the Caribbean

Anything by Michael Bay

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+1 to Ad Astra. For a science fiction film, the science in the film was abysmally bad.

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By *ewburylad86Man
over a year ago

Newbury

"Ooh...

Jaws 2.

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

And I thought Sharknado was dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, where's my car?

I can't even describe the pain that film caused me..

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

The human centipede

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The Sacha Boron Cohen film Grimsby was truly awful.

Tears of the Sun

The Regal

Dune (the recent version) was just tedious

Tenet (overly complicated as if complexity means it's good)

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Zardoz, what was Sean thinking when he agreed to do this utter utter shite

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Norbert with Eddie Murphy as usual playing everyone.

Ocean's 8. Couldn't even get to the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grease never seen the whole movie and know I never will

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Cannot believe Dudley Do-Right hasn’t been mentioned.

I am usually optimistic that films will pick up but couldn’t even do that with this one.

Ten minutes and it was off.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Zodiac. Think it was about 2 hours long but felt like 10.

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

“Voyage of the rock aliens”.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I win this hands down ...... no contest.

Lost in Translation.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't mind slow films... But agree that Ad Astra was VERY poor on so many levels.

I have to add

No Country for old men

Donnie Darko

The Big Lebowski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, it’s gotta be Koyaanisqatsi surely? Who else was put through the torture of having to watch this at school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Italian Job remake

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Car Wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical Magic was utter shite

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Mamma Mia

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

The Batman. My gosh that was a mind numbing slow dull movie. If I was at cinema I would have left long before the end

The actor was ok but the script complete shit , the sequences were shit. The action set pieces were short or uneventful

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Star Wars and all it’s sequals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sin city 2

Only coz I don't think they should have done another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars and all it’s sequals"

. You lie!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Cheam

The last air bender. Like how!? The cartoon series was and still is an amazing show only for it to be made into one of the worst movies ever.

It’s just sad

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"Pulp Fiction"

Never....Best film ever

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Star Wars and all it’s sequals"

Return of the Jedi has not aged well at all. The first 2 films are better without the added cgi.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

After Earth

Will Smith funded/produced it to give his son's career a boost and it completely backfired.

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