FabSwingers.com forum: It's International Town Criers Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy International Town Criers Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yay"

Yay!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Noisy buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noisy buggers

That's their job!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Noisy buggers

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Buggering is usually a noisy affair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy International Town Criers Day."

Our Town Crier is called Barry.

Straight up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey yeee hey yeee jims erection is a tribute to the leaning tower of piza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy International Town Criers Day.

Our Town Crier is called Barry.

Straight up."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey yeee hey yeee jims erection is a tribute to the leaning tower of piza"

Cowabunga.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Yodel-lady-Hoo-Hoo!" No, I won't take yer pizza order. Bugger off it's too hot.

Now where did I miss lay my German leather Lederhosen shorts & me pork pie hat then with the feather in it (it sends the German Shepherdess's crazy!?)

"Oi shepherdess bird stop trying me clothes on!"

Why do women do that with guy's clothes?

We are not posh & becks - get yer own budgie smuglers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shrewsbury's town crier is a local celebrity and 7 feet tall and two inches. Don't forget the two inches.

https://youtu.be/jb797ybLU7M

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Shrewsbury's town crier is a local celebrity and 7 feet tall and two inches. Don't forget the two inches.

https://youtu.be/jb797ybLU7M"

2 inches can be very important, Jim.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Shrewsbury's town crier is a local celebrity and 7 feet tall and two inches. Don't forget the two inches.

https://youtu.be/jb797ybLU7M"

Height or girth?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What do they do and achieve?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"What do they do and achieve?"

They spread the news Tom… loudly…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Shrewsbury's town crier is a local celebrity and 7 feet tall and two inches. Don't forget the two inches.

https://youtu.be/jb797ybLU7M

2 inches can be very impotent, Jim."

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He's the Shrewsbury VIP. But he's not that Impotent.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Shrewsbury's town crier is a local celebrity and 7 feet tall and two inches. Don't forget the two inches.

https://youtu.be/jb797ybLU7M

2 inches can be very impotent, Jim.

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He's the Shrewsbury VIP. But he's not that Impotent."

You cheeky sausage

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is a town crier the equivalent of the Scottish bagpipes...

Full of air and people wishing he would stop

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