FabSwingers.com forum: Got to clear my conscience

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I am admitting and coming clean . I stole a ping pong ball from woolworths in 1970. If you stole something in your youth now is the time to confess. You will bevforgiven .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I stoke an entire cricket kit from a local pavilion when I was around 15 ..

I was a twat as a teenager

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I stoke an entire cricket kit from a local pavilion when I was around 15 ..

I was a twat as a teenager

stole ffs

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I stoke an entire cricket kit from a local pavilion when I was around 15 ..

I was a twat as a teenager

stole ffs

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what did you do with the kit grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took home some sunglasses recently from work (that evening) that a customer had left behind earlier that morning.. Feel dreadful even though they'd have ended up in lost property. Don't even like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumped a train Warrington to London

Then London to Dover and didn’t pay for any of it

Only drawback got caught on ferry to France was three miles away from getting away in France

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Filled my 81 plate escort up at South mimms services knowing I didn't have the cash. Write them a cheque from an account that was closed. Never heard from them again.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

A lot of cleansed soles . God Bless you all .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweets from the shop I did a paper round for.

I'm sorry mr shop keeper

Claire

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I stoke an entire cricket kit from a local pavilion when I was around 15 ..

I was a twat as a teenager

stole ffs

what did you do with the kit grumpy

Played cricket with it for over a year ..

Sad I know but I was like 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it was said once by shaggy

It wasnt me

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Shoplifted a lot of food and drink from ages 13 - 15

Stole a really nice NewEra cap from a surf shop in Cornwall when I was about 14

Bumped quite a few train journeys.

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I stole a radiator key from B&Q maybe 30 years ago now

Couldn't see the point in queuing 20 deep for a 50p item, so I just tucked it up my sleeve and walked out.

I was sure I'd get stopped just because my face would give it away, but I made it out safely. I still feel a twinge of guilt whenever I bleed the radiators to this day.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Half a crown out my mums purse!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

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1888!?!

Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I stole a radiator key from B&Q maybe 30 years ago now

Couldn't see the point in queuing 20 deep for a 50p item, so I just tucked it up my sleeve and walked out.

I was sure I'd get stopped just because my face would give it away, but I made it out safely. I still feel a twinge of guilt whenever I bleed the radiators to this day."

law breaker

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Half a crown out my mums purse!

x"
candy 5 Hail Mary's xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

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1888!?!

Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?"
brilliant

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

You must have been one of its first customers

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

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1888!?!

Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?"

Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging

I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

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1888!?!

Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?

Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging

I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!! "

Were you anywhere near Whitechapel also?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

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1888!?!

Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?

Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging

I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!!

Were you anywhere near Whitechapel also?"

Might have been !

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By *ust ask in privateMan
over a year ago

teesside

Pack of polos in way home from school. Got to keep the breath fresh ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

•

1888!?!

Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?

Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging

I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!!

Were you anywhere near Whitechapel also?

Might have been ! "

Stands to reason; thief and serial murderer. I think I've solved the case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a buggar....stole lots of cd's from HMV, I still wonder if I'm to blame for them going bust!

Almost got caught stealing a poster from a card shop as the buzzers went off as I walked through the doors....

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I was a buggar....stole lots of cd's from HMV, I still wonder if I'm to blame for them going bust!

Almost got caught stealing a poster from a card shop as the buzzers went off as I walked through the doors...."
there's a poster in hmv Stockport with your face on it WANTED .

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

A 1986 Ford Sierra lol

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I stole a kilt pin from a shop when I was about 14 as kilt skirts were the fashion, but I felt that guilty that I walked round the block, went back into the shop and dropped it on the floor next to the counter.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I stole a kilt pin from a shop when I was about 14 as kilt skirts were the fashion, but I felt that guilty that I walked round the block, went back into the shop and dropped it on the floor next to the counter.

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was you a school prefect xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I've "stolen" parking a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirate porn magazine because was too embarrassed to stand in line and pay for it at the counter with everyone watching. Was an embarrassing dare from mates on our way home from school (& like an idiot, took on challenge).

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Pirate porn magazine because was too embarrassed to stand in line and pay for it at the counter with everyone watching. Was an embarrassing dare from mates on our way home from school (& like an idiot, took on challenge).

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Lana Lana Lana easily lead xx

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

2 packs of crisp in Alton towers as the queue was huge and I didn’t want to wait in it so I just walked out instead.

Some clothing as a teen.

Make up in boots as a teen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

1888? You don't look that old!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!

Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!

Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness

1888? You don't look that old!

Snapchst filters!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have already confessed.. Many times, you know what nothing changes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole 1ltr sunny delight 1ltr cream soda 4 pocket size skittle bags... Security guard only found one packet of skittles on me so I said I forgot to pay and took the rest

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

was you a school prefect xx

I was, but not at that time. I was a good girl in school , not sure what changed

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By *ingdongandBelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

There were the odd christmas presents when i was young. A blockbusters quiz book for my Mam, mind due she was worse when she sent me with a shovel to nick rose bushes from the park.

The last thing i nicked was a pen last week from a jewelers. They were supposed to be for people who had just had their ears pierced, i pocked one up and clipped it to the inside of my shirt, much to Belles annoyance when we got home.

Whoops!

D x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Pirate porn magazine because was too embarrassed to stand in line and pay for it at the counter with everyone watching......

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I've always wondered what Long John Silver looked like naked.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

The Christmas door wreath from Starbucks on the m54 services for my friend followed by the yell of leg-it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pirate porn magazine because was too embarrassed to stand in line and pay for it at the counter with everyone watching......

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I've always wondered what Long John Silver looked like naked.

Lovely big peg-leg women adored to worship

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"A 1986 Ford Sierra lol"

Was that the crime or the punishment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a £1000 worth of coca cola over a period of about 6 months back in the mid 70's. I was 10yrs old. We used to sell it at the bullring market in Birmingham.

Finally got caught when we smashed a lorry through the wall.

Got a £20 fine..... win win.... apart from the leathering my dad gave me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

From Woolworths alone, cassettes tapes in the double figures, CDs in the double figures. A mobile phone and so much pick n mix

I was a wee shit

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I was 5 and saw a kid playing with a blue matchbox car in a department store. He left it behind and I took it. Felt a bit guilty and then my sister said the police were following us on the way home!

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