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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to give yourself a stern talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should probably call the property manager to see if they can help that leak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!? "

To the 'SCALLY' Police.? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yourself in the mirror

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Thank you for your input.

Your call/feedback/information is important to us.

You are number 56 in the queue.

Thank you for calling wetpatch hotline.

You jizz we fix

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was it your ?

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Can we see the evidence please.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well, if it helps you sleep Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!? "

And then mummy bear said "who's been fapping in my bed....?"

Winston

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!?

And then mummy bear said "who's been fapping in my bed....?"

Winston "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy for you to sit on my face next time you need to miss behave and I will do my best to prevent the wet patch forming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what toy did you use ? Complain to the manufacturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your alter ego Jordan

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Who else has access to your bed?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!? "

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Write a 'French letter' to the Customer Cervix Department.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who else has access to your bed? "

Yesterday nobody.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

You can talk to me but I’m not sure it’ll do any good

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Have you considered Tena Lady OP?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Who else has access to your bed?

Yesterday nobody. "

Hmmm. Could it be self-inflicted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!? "
what gorgeous sexy feet you have.. xx

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Have you considered Tena Lady OP? "

Oi!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who else has access to your bed?

Yesterday nobody.

Hmmm. Could it be self-inflicted? "

Nooooo, of course not!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've just got into bed for the night and SOMEONE, naming no names, has left a wet patch from a little solo fun!!!! Who do I complain to!? what gorgeous sexy feet you have.. xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a lot of women have bladder problems which would explain this phenomenon, or we can just call it squirting

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Actions have consequences - some good, some not so good.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I heard a lot of women have bladder problems which would explain this phenomenon, or we can just call it squirting "

It wasn't squirting, things just got wet... I know you wouldn't understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard a lot of women have bladder problems which would explain this phenomenon, or we can just call it squirting

It wasn't squirting, things just got wet... I know you wouldn't understand. "

Ohhh...you left a snail trail!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I heard a lot of women have bladder problems which would explain this phenomenon, or we can just call it squirting

It wasn't squirting, things just got wet... I know you wouldn't understand.

Ohhh...you left a snail trail!"

Clunge gunge

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Did you change the sheets or do you have a crusty patch now instead

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you called wankers anonymous?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Did you change the sheets or do you have a crusty patch now instead "

Heyyyy. I had to change them to sleep .

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Did you change the sheets or do you have a crusty patch now instead

Heyyyy. I had to change them to sleep . "

See I would have just put a towel down

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