FabSwingers.com forum: After sex

By *KG12 OP Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I phone and tell all my mates about it while in the cab home.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I look for my next Grope On Offer.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Probably start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle usually

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably start again "

Sounds like a lotta work.

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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

I wash my hand and clean the desk

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are we talking sex where there's someone else there, or..........

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Lots of cuddles and just like you op tea and cake, usually lemon drizzle.

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By *KG12 OP Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

"Are we talking sex where there's someone else there, or..........

A"
either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upload my performance to Myfitnesspal to check out how I did.

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By *KG12 OP Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

"Upload my performance to Myfitnesspal to check out how I did. "

brilliant

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Shout 'NEXT!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them close the door on the way out

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I'll let you know after I've experienced great sex

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Snuggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log on to a website and humble brag to the members there

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I used to be a high 5 kinda gal.

Now I run to the leccy meter to see how much damage my wand has done.

Oh the good ole days when sex was a 2 person event and I wasn't all bitter and twisted.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Fall asleep as i be so knackered lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Sex with another person - cuddle and kiss (maybe go again)

Rampant self abuse - usually wonder what I'm doing with my life haha!!

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Cuddle then chocolate. The only way to end great sex

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I tend to just bliss out and lie there for ages. Am I doing it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to just bliss out and lie there for ages. Am I doing it wrong?

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cold shower for you

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

Cuddles and whispered intimacies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually a great way to tire me out to go straight to sleep

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I tend to just bliss out and lie there for ages. Am I doing it wrong?

cold shower for you

Why would I need that after sex?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Probably start again

Sounds like a lotta work.

If you consider it work…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my wig off.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Roll over. Fart. Go to sleep.

She's a lucky girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get out my tick sheet and score our performance appropriately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends how long we been going and who im with

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By *damsmith12233Man
over a year ago

leicester

"Cuddle then chocolate. The only way to end great sex"
amen to this!! Room temperature chocolate or from the fridge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle, spoonage.

Maybe have my coffee while it’s still warm

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I put the sock down

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Look for more of the same - I'm a greedy bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get out my tick sheet and score our performance appropriately "

Thrusts per minute

Depth level achieved

Ecstasy moans Db level

Total thrusts

Time elapsed

Squirts yes/no

Reload time

Total rounds scored

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Upload the video to xHamster.

LvM

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Upload the video to xHamster.

LvM"

Link it or gtfo, bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually change the channel on tv

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By *aughtyPeepzMan
over a year ago

London

I go again and again like a duracell bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, where's the honesty.

You grab the sex towel and do the waddle of shame to the loo, wondering how this was so hot barely 60 seconds ago and how wet wipes just aren't good enough.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Chat, listen to music and cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle, have a laugh, usually spoon then start again.

I really enjoy the bit just before you start again, you both know what going to happen and you are both being playful and teasing each other, then you start kissing, long slow passion kisses that build into chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

Go to sleep!!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What does everyone do after great sex??"

Not have it again for a few years.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Upload the video to xHamster.

LvM

Link it or gtfo, bro

I mean, it's shot female POV style, so if you still wanna see me gurning away...

LvM

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Check the condom held up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove my nipple in their mouth and hope I fall asleep with them suckling

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

If it was great sex, then either me or her hubby will be on cleanup duty licking and sucking and getting things ready for the next round to start

if it's "really great sex" Then she will be covered in both our cum from multiple loads in and on her! And we will be working together kissing and stroking and licking ever drop of cum off of her, before we all jump in the shower together

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

Find the dry patch and relax "no I'm not asleep I'm just closing my eyes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump in the shower, quick motorboat, then back on the grind

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Upload the video to xHamster.

LvM

Link it or gtfo, bro

I mean, it's shot female POV style, so if you still wanna see me gurning away...

LvM"

That's what I'm here for, I know what I'm about

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

[Removed by poster at 11/07/22 15:51:54]

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Lay back n let my heart slowdown or rub whatever is starting to cramp up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the time of day, maybe a coffee and a bacon butties or maybe just go to sleep

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Depends on the time of day, maybe a coffee and a bacon butties or maybe just go to sleep "

Had me at bacon butties. What time of day is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we usually get a drink and cuddle.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Wipe my cock on her curtains then go the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to perform some interpretive dance to represent how I felt about their performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe my cock on her curtains then go the pub "

Her beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get straight onto Tripadvisor and knock a star off for something picky and/or pedantic

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I don't wait for the end, I knock hard on the wall and tell them to shut TF up, I'm trying to sleep.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cuddle and chat until round two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a massive queef and shout squeaker

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"What does everyone do after great sex??

Not have it again for a few years."

My favourite answer

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Kinda lay there until my legs begin to work properly again (and my hips reset) and Mr's soldier is stood to attention again....

Or a drink then cuddles ready for sleepy time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

That’s why you have a mattress protector lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shower, top up make-up and start all over again. Sometimes skip the shower and continue to get all sticky

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Oh I don't wait for the end, I knock hard on the wall and tell them to shut TF up, I'm trying to sleep.

Best answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold glass of water near an open window….. if you’ve not done it before I strongly recommend

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Wipe my cock on her curtains then go the pub

Her beef curtains? "

Are there any other types of curtains?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Keep a tight grip on her hips and order "Stay there....let me keep hold of you!!!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

I usually just put the body back in the grave and go on my way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finish the autopsy and assure myself that one error of judgement doesn't make me a bad vet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get out my tick sheet and score our performance appropriately

Thrusts per minute

Depth level achieved

Ecstasy moans Db level

Total thrusts

Time elapsed

Squirts yes/no

Reload time

Total rounds scored"

Number of Positions executed

Number of New swear words created

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Forget the sex (and it's not usually difficult). I come into my own during the post-coital debrief.

I provide an extensive critique of my partner's performance, complete with graphs, pie charts and touch maps.

Or, if we've recorded it, I provide a detailed voiceover commentary.

I usually finish by writing a testimonial for use on internet review sites.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

That’s why you have a mattress protector lol"

The only ones that could protect ours are the plastic ones covered in terry towelling and God do they make you boil.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

That’s why you have a mattress protector lol"

Sadly we're too active, they tear easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up and leave for home!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Cuddle then tea.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Fall asleep as i be so knackered lol"

I can't help reading this in a West-Country accent.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Normally get on with work stuff / watch a film / play some Xbox or Goto the gym

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