FabSwingers.com forum: What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone do in a kitchen?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.

But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.

I've never seen anyone do that before or since.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to drop off a parcel at a Neighbours house and he answered the door, he was wearing a butchers apron covered in blood and on the kitchen table was a deer torso splayed open - 'I'll drop some venison round when it's ready' - 'No thanks Tony, I'm suddenly this minute decided to be a vegan'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.

But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.

I've never seen anyone do that before or since.

How about you?

That is quite a normal thing. You're not losing anything nutritious, and it's one way of ensuring there is no growing medium left on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of house parties in my younger days means I’ve seen a lot of strange things in kitchens.

Someone eating cat food, someone smoking a teabag, someone painting his balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw my mum hammer a nail into the wall with a van of hairspray over the top of the cooker while cooking dinner. She'd bought a new picture that day and could t wait for my dad to get home from work do get her the hammer.

Me and my sister were sat in the same room waiting for our dinner. I was probably 8 so she'd have been 5 or 6.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.

But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.

I've never seen anyone do that before or since.

How about you?

I peel mushrooms.

Who knows what's left on the surface of the mushroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.

But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.

I've never seen anyone do that before or since.

How about you?

My ex mother in law used to peel mushrooms too, never understood it.

Strangest thing in my kitchen is when Eros cooks with his clothes on and denies me perving rights

Pxx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

In home economics we were taught to peel the mushrooms. It took me years to realise it wasn't 100% necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have butchered a few pigs and venison

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Pet lambs in the range cooker

My dad used to cook what he called the 100 year old soup - it was neverending, always simmering away on the range cooker, constantly being added to as it was consumed but never finished - well, eventually he got bored with it, but it took months and months (delicious, might I add, and no, none of us got ill from it)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Put pineapple on a pizza..

Like, wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I butchered a deer in mine. Some people may find that weird but it's fairly normal for me.

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By *oneytMan
over a year ago

Guildford

A friend from here stayed over and she asked me to wank in her porridge.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"In home economics we were taught to peel the mushrooms. It took me years to realise it wasn't 100% necessary. "

I'd genuinely never heard of it before. I just couldn't understand why he was wasting half of every mushroom.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.

But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.

I've never seen anyone do that before or since.

How about you?

My ex mother in law used to peel mushrooms too, never understood it.

Strangest thing in my kitchen is when Eros cooks with his clothes on and denies me perving rights

Pxx"

I always peel mushrooms & don’t use the stalks either. I was told to peel them by a farmer’s daughter - she said they were grown in sh!t

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend peeing in the sink. He was d*unk though

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Not the strangest, but when I was about 7 or 8 my mum accidentally set the kitchen on fire, luckily it didn't spread to the rest of the house, and we lived close to a fire station so they were there quickly, but I remember standing in the soot blackened kitchen with water running down the walls and dripping from the ceiling with my mum, and my mum saying to me really calmly, don't tell your dad when he gets home, he might not notice

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I saw some weirdo make a salad, eat the salad and enjoy the salad,. Wtf don't you have any normal food that you have to eat garnish. So strange

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A lot of house parties in my younger days means I’ve seen a lot of strange things in kitchens.

Someone eating cat food, someone smoking a teabag, someone painting his balls."

That "someone" sounds like fun. How long did it take for your balls to go back to their normal colour?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Probably the large family down the road. They’d have a box of cream cakes on the side and kittens roaming around peeing everywhere. Nobody cleaned it up as nobody cleaned the rest of the house. Burglars would have left it tidier.

We’d be watching telly and it was ‘fancy a cake?’

No thanks!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Lady Astor puts the milk in before the hot water.

*shudders......

**wakes up early...."would you like a cup of tea?"

No thanks my love, you have a lay in, I'll make it......

Winston

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

At a wild party when we were teenagers. Someone poured most of the contents of a bottle of wine into a goldfish bowl. The poor single goldfish was dead next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend from here stayed over and she asked me to wank in her porridge."

Some people like it salty.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's the weirdest thing I've seen someone do in a kitchen?

Shit in a washing machine and put it on a spin cycle.

It was at a student house party nearly 30 years ago. No idea whose house it was, the place was full of random strangers and had been gatecrashed by some of the SW London locals who did a pretty good job of trashing the entire place.

I went into the kitchen in search of beer, witnessed the washing machine incident......and left pronto.

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