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Who hates flies?

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Hate the fuckers, leave a small gap in the window open and they come in.

Open all the doors and windows and the stupid fuckers dont know how to get out.

Was tempted to pick up an electric fly swatter today in lidl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry jumpers gits just irritate you.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Hate the fuckers, leave a small gap in the window open and they come in.

Open all the doors and windows and the stupid fuckers dont know how to get out.

Was tempted to pick up an electric fly swatter today in lidl"

It's quite satisfying when I zap the little buggers with ours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog calls them airbourne raisins, bees are flying sugar puffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog calls them airbourne raisins, bees are flying sugar puffs."

Your dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing that's what he'd call them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zips are OK, Buttons, not so much.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Hate the fuckers, leave a small gap in the window open and they come in.

Open all the doors and windows and the stupid fuckers dont know how to get out.

Was tempted to pick up an electric fly swatter today in lidl"

I did not even know there is an electrick one of those. And yes, very irritating and persistent to the end

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


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Was tempted to pick up an electric fly swatter today in lidl"

i've got one of those- but some of the flies are such excellent pilots, getting them is like trying to find a clitoris in a dark room, using chopsticks while on roller skates

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Our local overpopulation of sparrows nail anything that flies or crawls atm

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