FabSwingers.com forum: want to try something new sexually. help me out

By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to sit back and wait for the other forumites to respond, or not

Maybe try more than just sticking your tongue out at everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan will help he's quite liberal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan will help he's quite liberal!!

and extremely kinky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be your lucky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan will help he's quite liberal!!

and extremely kinky!!

Weird not kinky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan will help he's quite liberal!!

and extremely kinky!!

Weird not kinky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok on a serious note .... I have a friend, he's called Derek. Bend over and Ile introduce the two of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on a serious note .... I have a friend, he's called Derek. Bend over and Ile introduce the two of you

Will you be quiet !

Firstly, I have already made my presence known, and

Secondly, there's not many here that know my real name is Derek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on a serious note .... I have a friend, he's called Derek. Bend over and Ile introduce the two of you

Will you be quiet !

Firstly, I have already made my presence known, and

Secondly, there's not many here that know my real name is Derek

Oh didn't notice you there

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By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help"

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ok on a serious note .... I have a friend, he's called Derek. Bend over and Ile introduce the two of you

Will you be quiet !

Firstly, I have already made my presence known, and

Secondly, there's not many here that know my real name is Derek

Oh didn't notice you there

Nor me it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on a serious note .... I have a friend, he's called Derek. Bend over and Ile introduce the two of you

Will you be quiet !

Firstly, I have already made my presence known, and

Secondly, there's not many here that know my real name is Derek

Oh didn't notice you there

Nor me it seems

Knew this thread title would get your attention soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

You really want an idea.....

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By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

You really want an idea.....

As long as it's not too weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

You really want an idea.....

As long as it's not too weird

Would depend what you class a weird, my normal might be weird to you, and vice versa.

So maybe easier for you to say what it is you want to try

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By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

You really want an idea.....

As long as it's not too weird

Would depend what you class a weird, my normal might be weird to you, and vice versa.

So maybe easier for you to say what it is you want to try

Well try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever fucked a ginger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Pmsl

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What about a spaceman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Pmsl

Oyyy don't you diss my best chat up line!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Haha

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By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

I'll give that a try

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By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Pmsl

Oyyy don't you diss my best chat up line!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help"

Not for Ryan

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By *unter_hood OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What about a spaceman...

What's that lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Not for Ryan

Not me. I was taught a long time ago never to volunteer

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

The thread title said new, not disgustingly perverted Scarlet...

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

What about webbed feet and hands? There's plenty of that sort of thing in Northallerton, and should be weird enough for anyone.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i reckon its tea bagging or ken dodding he wants to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Pmsl

Oyyy don't you diss my best chat up line!

Sorry Scarlet didn't realise you were flirting

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

sex in the back of a police car lmao , you get free handcuffs and a clean cell with bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

I'll give that a try

Who do you want?

Prince Harry - or his dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Pmsl

Oyyy don't you diss my best chat up line!

Sorry Scarlet didn't realise you were flirting "

That's cos I'm crap at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

The thread title said new, not disgustingly perverted Scarlet...

Ginge minge.....

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Try abstinance, it's the new trend in Monastries...

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

i hv 9,5 inchs strap on dick do u want to try it in ur ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think OP you need to tell us what you have already tried so we can be creative for you;-)

If not my suggestion is:

Try sex not in bed

Risqué I know but hey I am a daredevil

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Figging is fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Figging is fun...."

What about Fig-Rolling ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Put a pipe in your bottom and lure small woodland creatures into the pipe.

I INSIST!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Figging is fun....

What about Fig-Rolling ?

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isnt that what old ladies do when their poo is stuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try going out for real sex instead of sitting in front of a computer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a mini pineapple as a butt plug is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

Pmsl

Oyyy don't you diss my best chat up line!

I might try that when I'm out next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try going out for real sex instead of sitting in front of a computer."

'real sex'? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tried it myself but 'the Spider-Man' move is supposed to be fun.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Figging is fun....

What about Fig-Rolling ?

isnt that what old ladies do when their poo is stuck?"

I thought they were bumbles ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

The thread title said new, not disgustingly perverted Scarlet...

Ginge minge.....

I saw a post the other day that said gingers should never have a landing strip because it looks like a fish finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi! Best you all stop ragging on the gingers!

Or I shall line all of you up and do the sort of vile things to you that only a 6'6 tranny in thigh boots is capable of!

No lube neither

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oi! Best you all stop ragging on the gingers!

Or I shall line all of you up and do the sort of vile things to you that only a 6'6 tranny in thigh boots is capable of!

No lube neither

tootles back under the table whistling very quietly

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

The thread title said new, not disgustingly perverted Scarlet...

Ginge minge.....

I saw a post the other day that said gingers should never have a landing strip because it looks like a fish finger

When I first confessed to being naturally a ginge, amongst the heavy flak I received was a suggestion to rename myself "TangoFlaps" - and I was pouring my heart out, having been given a lock of hair cut from me as a baby so it was the first time in *coughs* 39 years I'd had to confront the truth...forumites can be cruel sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi! Best you all stop ragging on the gingers!

Or I shall line all of you up and do the sort of vile things to you that only a 6'6 tranny in thigh boots is capable of!

No lube neither

Can I watch?! You don't need to do Daz, Taz or Tangoflaps. They have had their fishfinger punishment already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You brought the whole subject up Missy, you're at the front of the line!

Look at yourselves, you made tangoflaps sad

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have you ever fucked a ginger?

The thread title said new, not disgustingly perverted Scarlet...

Ginge minge.....

I saw a post the other day that said gingers should never have a landing strip because it looks like a fish finger

Caz I can imagine you would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase 'You know when you've been Tangoed'

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

is it always collar and cuff ginger or is that just a myth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP,If you looking for a new adventure, You could perhaps take your lead from the thread about guys wearing their partners stockings during sex!……

Well as long as you ain’t already got that tee-shirt.. ahem….. cough-cough….

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"is it always collar and cuff ginger or is that just a myth ?"

All I will say on the subject is that as a teenager, I was given the nickname Golden Brown (which is actually preferable to TangoFlaps or FantaPubes) and it had bugger all to do with heroin. That is my final word on the subject, I am now off to the home for the terminally ginger...

Much love to all...StrawberryBlondeCaz

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

How about shagging in M&S changing rooms?

Getting sucked off with a Dyson?

Have sex in a graveyard?

Alternate between always saying 'yes' for an hour to then always saying 'no' during sex and see what happens....

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

coming in your own face!

try it - its a liberation!

lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"coming in your own face!

try it - its a liberation!

lol

It's a mess!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

the guy needs inspiring - mess is good sexually - wouldnt ya say

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"the guy needs inspiring - mess is good sexually - wouldnt ya say

Yep...the wetter the better! I love getting hot wet and sticky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it always collar and cuff ginger or is that just a myth ?

Much love to all...StrawberryBlondeCaz

Sorry Ms Strawberry but there's just no way you're a ginge. Gingers are mingers. Maybe you actually found some old tangerine rind and mistook it for a lock of baby hair.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Using a mini pineapple as a butt plug is good

It's only acceptable if you're working up to a full sized one.

Sideways

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Using a mini pineapple as a butt plug is good

It's only acceptable if you're working up to a full sized one.

Sideways

Getting it in is the easy bit....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

OP if you're hoping to impress the forum with the breadth of your experience you picked the wrong jaded, debauched pack of sexual reprobates to play with.

Try mumsnet

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Surely that would depend on what the "something new" is you want to try out, before anyone would volunteer to help

Give me an idea...... and I'll tell you if it's something new

OP if you're hoping to impress the forum with the breadth of your experience you picked the wrong jaded, debauched pack of sexual reprobates to play with.

Try mumsnet

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"is it always collar and cuff ginger or is that just a myth ?

Much love to all...StrawberryBlondeCaz

Sorry Ms Strawberry but there's just no way you're a ginge. Gingers are mingers. Maybe you actually found some old tangerine rind and mistook it for a lock of baby hair.

I have to disagree there. I know a couple of fit gingers

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