FabSwingers.com forum: Flamin' cockatoo!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why did I think it was such a good idea to teach my Triton cockatoo to speak?!

Its 4am and all I can here from my cosy bed is "Jeeeemmm, Jeeeemmm, I want one!!!" (meaning some breakfast) " dvd on, dvd on, dvd on"

This will now go on until A. I get up and take her some cornflakes or B.I put her dvd on or C. It gets light enough for her to spot the dogs lying on the sofa and she will then mither the living daylights out of them with "come here doggy" ( cue dropping nuts, small toys etc on there heads) followed by "OUT!!" which has my poor pooches running to and from the cage for her entertainment

Hmmmm. . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not good, may gag and bound it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmm Rusty, I take it you've never been bitten by a cockatoo?

This bird can shell walnuts with her beak in seconds

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

this made me smile, how cute

When my parents had one when I was a kid, all it did was swear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this made me smile, how cute

When my parents had one when I was a kid, all it did was swear!"

Mine doesn't swear as I dont, however she does have a vocabulary of about 150 words and phrases which she uses in the correct context. As far as I know Triton's are one of the few parrots that can do this.

She is very entertaining but extremely hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm Rusty, I take it you've never been bitten by a cockatoo?

This bird can shell walnuts with her beak in seconds

Hmmm ok

taser gun comes to mind then

Lol can you not teach it the time so it knows its too dam early

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

I can fix your problem with a little friend of mine.

It's a Remington .22 long,

Pop!

End of..,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a thread about cocktails or cock tales

Then again, I thought it was going to be about a rampant session of sordidness and filth, but alas, no woman has been rogered by two giant cocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be a thread about cocktails or cock tales

Then again, I thought it was going to be about a rampant session of sordidness and filth, but alas, no woman has been rogered by two giant cocks

Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the thread title I'd thought you'd come up with the ideal solution

Mind you, then it would be a Norwegian Blue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest locking the bird in a room in front of Jeremy Kyle!!

The results would be priceless!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"this made me smile, how cute

When my parents had one when I was a kid, all it did was swear!

She is very entertaining but extremely hard work

I have 5 parrots..The citron doesnt talk just clucks and says she is beautiful.. ( not many feathers so scraggy)

The greys are excellant talkers ..Stringing sentences together also. Very clever birds the boy sounds exactly like my OH,the girls like me.

Mine are quiet as a mouse till they know you up then they will call for breakfast..No swearing in this house either . love 'em they soo funny .

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