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Things to do while laying a loaf

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By *reenonions OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

How many of you do shit like update facebook, look at porn, try and get a meet on fab and so on while warming the throne?

And, do you answer the phone while answering the call of nature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a laptop on my bed...yup...I shit here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the crossword or read my Blizzard soccer book. Rarely wank over porn as my laptop keeps falling on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think anyone spending longer than 5 minutes sat on the shitter..needs 2 get some fibre in there diet

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"i think anyone spending longer than 5 minutes sat on the shitter..needs 2 get some fibre in there diet"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think anyone spending longer than 5 minutes sat on the shitter..needs 2 get some fibre in there diet"

Or plenty of handcream and tissues....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually talk to ther person or people at he side of me about the topic of the day while crimping off a length.

Can't go back in thkse parks though, and the hobby bobbies keep chasing me out of the bus shelters

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought this was about bread. Don't take things into the toilet with you! Germs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal "

What a smart dog! If you had followed through on that you could have trained him to use the toilet and flush after.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Christ....why am i thinking the OP must have shits the size of a family unsliced Bloomer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you do shit like update facebook, look at porn, try and get a meet on fab and so on while warming the throne?

And, do you answer the phone while answering the call of nature!"

Gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal "

Hope you don't let him in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal

Hope you don't let him in the bedroom "

He has seen things that no dog should !

I had to lock him up at first cos he has a tendency to follow me round, but he's used to it now when people pop round.

Just throws himself on the settee with a look that says 'pfft, another 3 minutes on my own'

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland


"Christ....why am i thinking the OP must have shits the size of a family unsliced Bloomer? "

I was thinking along the lines of a French stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal "

pms all mine do is see which one can get down the stairs first while i'm half way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on a laptop on my bed...yup...I shit here too"

What, you shit in bed also?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

breath out

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal

What a smart dog! If you had followed through on that you could have trained him to use the toilet and flush after."

If he had followed through it would have been a totally different post altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After this thread, I am now awaiting receipt of an intro message from someone which starts... "I was just sitting on the bog laying one, saw your profile and wondered......."

What a charming thought....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I was'nt sure when I saw the title

Thought it was about baking

Should have trusted my instincts!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I did take the laptop into the loo once, I was having a laugh and pm'ing in the welsh chatroom, didnt want to miss anything.

Someone did ask why I wasnt responding as quickly, so I told them I was crimping one off.... sparked a very funny debate!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs

He also likes watching me wee, though he did have to be told off once cos whilst I was mid flow, he obviously thought 'what's good for the goose' and cocked his leg against the sink pedestal "

One of our cats does this, but only with me and mostly when no-one else is in the house. I cant believe how off-putting it is having a cat sit and watch you pee, I get "stage fright" lol!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I usually play with the dogs ears

For some reason, he likes coming in with me and plonking himself between my legs "

My CAT does that! Jesus, I can't remember the last time I went to the toilet, washed my hands or had a shower on my own!...

If there's a slight inkling she thinks I'm going to the toilet, she darts ahead of me (almost tripping me up in the process) and will either sit between my legs or jump up on the side of the bath and just watch me...

If I ever shut her out, you'd think she was having a coronary!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think anyone spending longer than 5 minutes sat on the shitter..needs 2 get some fibre in there diet"
10-15 mins for me, espescially if i have chocolate goes through me like the proverbial dose of salts

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Gross"

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