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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?"

Those ain't real....fucking wasps are real

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "

Lived through my greatest fear, and came out the other side in, almost, one piece. All I have to worry about now are the killer spiders in the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?

Those ain't real....fucking wasps are real"

You think serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time are not real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car getting shat on after I’ve just had it cleaned.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?

Those ain't real....fucking wasps are real

You think serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time are not real lol"

And the aliens, don't forget the aliens

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "

Glasses were invented for just such a dilemma

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My greatest fear is saying "ok" when a woman says she's " fine "..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "

I’ve had this grim experience in the dead of night at Soze Manor. The slimy bastards sneak into the kitchen occasionally.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

I’ve had this grim experience in the dead of night at Soze Manor. The slimy bastards sneak into the kitchen occasionally. "

It's gross isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "

Was it Victor Meldrew that came back into the house from the garden. Wearing a dead hedgehog?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden try one in your teapot"

A slug? In your actual teapot? A SLUG! Before or after you'd d*unk the tea ?

When I was 16 and not at all socially confident I ate a small slug that was on a lettuce leaf at my boyfriend's nans house.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

Was it Victor Meldrew that came back into the house from the garden. Wearing a dead hedgehog?"

We watched an episode of One Foot in The Grave the other day. We were laughing our heads off

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "

Hedgehog shit isn’t much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into cobwebs with a spider attached

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

Hedgehog shit isn’t much better "

Try fox for added odour

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

Hedgehog shit isn’t much better

Try fox for added odour "

I was in the scouts. And we learned to recognise the tracks of foxes , badgers , deer , dogs etc. But i can't say i ever took the "I can tell which animal did this crap" badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "

When i was about 3 my mother was watching me in the garden and wondering what i had in my hand, Id picked up a slug and before she could react I ate it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

Hedgehog shit isn’t much better

Try fox for added odour

I was in the scouts. And we learned to recognise the tracks of foxes , badgers , deer , dogs etc. But i can't say i ever took the "I can tell which animal did this crap" badge."

Lol. I'm a bit of an expert but only because of the various calling cards left in our garden. So far no bears...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden

When i was about 3 my mother was watching me in the garden and wondering what i had in my hand, Id picked up a slug and before she could react I ate it.

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tasty

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth

Glasses were invented for just such a dilemma "

I've never seen a wasp wearing glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharting.

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "

This made me lol mine is cotton wool or polystyrene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf spiders with babies on their backs. I found out the hard way by swatting at one.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "

Wasps wouldn't go near diet would they? What with there being no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wolf spiders with babies on their backs. I found out the hard way by swatting at one. "

I just googled that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heights, drowning and zombies.

Falling off a cliff into a swimming pool full of zombies gives me the fear.

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