FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Menopause madness

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So all you lovely ladies of a certain age, what have you done recently which made you laugh due to your fog brain?

I have just realised I've been all round aldi and asda this morning with my top on back to front I'm highly amused though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not menopausal but do have terrible brain fog and I threw the rest of my drink into the washing basket instead of the bin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School run.

Did the drop off.

Pulled into driveway, looking forward to my coffee.

Looked in the mirror.

Child no2 still there.

Completely forgot about her....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

I have to check, double check, and triple check my schedule for the day...500 times a day. Sometimes I feel like the lead character in that movie Momento.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've worn my shoes on the wrong feet though tbf they look very alike

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"School run.

Did the drop off.

Pulled into driveway, looking forward to my coffee.

Looked in the mirror.

Child no2 still there.

Completely forgot about her...."

Oof... hopefully said child thinks they are your favorite and your letting them have a skip day and not the fact that you forget they exist for a bit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not menopausal but do have terrible brain fog and I threw the rest of my drink into the washing basket instead of the bin "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"School run.

Did the drop off.

Pulled into driveway, looking forward to my coffee.

Looked in the mirror.

Child no2 still there.

Completely forgot about her...."

Cracker

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to check, double check, and triple check my schedule for the day...500 times a day. Sometimes I feel like the lead character in that movie Momento. "

Oh I'm right with u there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've worn my shoes on the wrong feet though tbf they look very alike"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Made myself a cup of herbal tea and put it right next to the cup of herbal tea I'd made myself 2 minutes before.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Made myself a cup of herbal tea and put it right next to the cup of herbal tea I'd made myself 2 minutes before."

Ahhh... double fisted...the only way to enjoy a cuppa.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made myself a cup of herbal tea and put it right next to the cup of herbal tea I'd made myself 2 minutes before."

It's even better when you go to reheat it and find the other cuppa in the microwave from the day before.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Completely forgot the names of my workmates, they took the mickey out of me for aaaages

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"School run.

Did the drop off.

Pulled into driveway, looking forward to my coffee.

Looked in the mirror.

Child no2 still there.

Completely forgot about her....

Oof... hopefully said child thinks they are your favorite and your letting them have a skip day and not the fact that you forget they exist for a bit. "

She got an earful for not telling me I had forgot about her

"Sorry I'm late Miss.....Mum forgot I was in the car ..."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've put my washing in the bin instead of the washing machine. I go to the shop when come back think I didn't remember buying all that chocolate. I have to write down everything I need to that day but I forget to write it down

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Made myself a cup of herbal tea and put it right next to the cup of herbal tea I'd made myself 2 minutes before.

It's even better when you go to reheat it and find the other cuppa in the microwave from the day before."

When I go to the microwave to reheat one of them, I often find the baked beans from dinner yesterday that I forgot to put to on the plates!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I tried to open my locker with the remote control from my car on Wednesday.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A friend of mine regularly arrived at work wearing odd shoes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Left the car engine running with air con on, in the street outside the house for several hours (it’s one of those remote keys with a button to start the engine)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have started making lists

Just need to remember where I put the list, probably in the fridge where I found the sugar on Tuesday

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made myself a cup of herbal tea and put it right next to the cup of herbal tea I'd made myself 2 minutes before."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving these, so good to know I'm not alone in my madness

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I go to the microwave to reheat one of them, I often find the baked beans from dinner yesterday that I forgot to put to on the plates!"

Hah, you're clearly a far more adventurous microwaver than I, I haven't warmed beans in there since the great eruption of 04, when I redecorated the interior with of it with a bold, textural if somewhat gloopy finish.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I have started making lists

Just need to remember where I put the list, probably in the fridge where I found the sugar on Tuesday "

Anything missing in our house is generally in the fridge.

I’ve become very scatterbrained & it’s scary at times

J x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top