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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Best / worst chat up lines you have either tried or heard ? Any new ones ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hi, my name is Andy but you can call me tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M: Did it hurt?

W: When I fell from heaven? Blush.

M: No, when you got hit with the ugly stick.

Doesn't always work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAF "

Spoke facts, only facts and nothing but facts

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Hi, my name is Andy but you can call me tonight."

I assume you didn’t take him up on the offer ?

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"M: Did it hurt?

W: When I fell from heaven? Blush.

M: No, when you got hit with the ugly stick.

Doesn't always work... "

Funny!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Hi, my name is Andy but you can call me tonight.

I assume you didn’t take him up on the offer ?"

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used this when I was a naive 18 year old when started going out.

You may only peel a banana once, but to me you're always appealing.

I cringe when I think of those days..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sup _____

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used this when I was a naive 18 year old when started going out.

You may only peel a banana once, but to me you're always appealing.

I cringe when I think of those days.. "

My toes are curling for you! haha

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I have a new one that I am going to try and I heard this one and I thought that it was really fun, so will use it, it goes like this "Hey. I have meatballs in the oven"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam, might you permit me to lay between thy luscious thighs whilst making undulating motions with my arse?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my phone, ring your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If those legs aren't doing anything at the end of the evening, can I take them home as a pair of earings?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Here's my phone, ring your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight "

...why??? ..he might want to join in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my phone, ring your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight

...why??? ..he might want to join in! "

Well in that case phone him and tell him to put the wine in the fridge and get 3 glasses ready

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Best / worst chat up lines you have either tried or heard ? Any new ones ? "

This is a bit of a visual one as well as words. You know the way you curl your index finger to tell somebody to come to you? Well, you do that with your little finger. When the woman comes over you say "If I can make you come with my little finger imagine what I can do with the rest of my body"

Come and sit on my knee and I will show you my Indian rope trick.

Come and sit on my knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find a seat, can I sit on ya face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name homework because I should be doing you and I'm not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea about chat up lines

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I can't find a seat, can I sit on ya face."

Yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t spell fantasy… I keep imagining U and I in it…

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