FabSwingers.com forum: Shallow or tight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've had the length of girth thread going for a few days now and it's got me wondering.

We've been told there's no point to a long and thin or a short and fat penis, and the ladies want to be fucked not tickled so gents what is it you prefer? - A nice shallow fanny so you get that pleasurable feeling as you bump into the cervix or a lovely tight grip? Maybe it's both? Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You're brave OP... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does any woman enjoy having her cervix rattled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grippy cervix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it?

Mr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about one with teeth?

Pxx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember those tubes you used to wave around as a kid in the 90's that made that "wooooowooo" sound.

That.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the "yoga fanny" magic that can cave in a lead pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors."

Like my Mr then.

Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny is tight.

I asked it to lend me a fiver and it said "fuck off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about one with teeth?

Pxx"

I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"What about one with teeth?

Pxx"

Haha funny film that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love myself a cave of wonders i can get my hand inside feel the sloppy squeeze like im james herriot birthing a cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a cavernous vag so that mid-way through oral, I can say "Oh my God, you're the best I've ever had" and hear it come out of her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors.

Like my Mr then.

Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors.

Like my Mr then.

Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt."

That’s the spirit

If a ladies vaj-gee-gee doesn’t require me to either a) Deck out in full abseiling gear or else b) Attach a six foot plank horizontally across my arse then I ain’t remotely interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about one with teeth?

Pxx

I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm."

It really was.

The teeth really chaffe and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Does every type of cock have to be judged. Variety surely is a good thing. I’m sure long, short, thin, fat cocks can all be used in a way the can be pleasurable

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about one with teeth?

Pxx

I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.

I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available will do (shrugs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does every type of cock have to be judged. Variety surely is a good thing. I’m sure long, short, thin, fat cocks can all be used in a way the can be pleasurable "

Totally agree. It's just after 4 days of reading cock size preferences I thought it about time we asked the question from a different point of view.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What about one with teeth?

Pxx

I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm.

It really was.

The teeth really chaff and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye."

This is so fucking hot.

Please film it and send it to me.

Include the sand removal.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're brave OP... lol"

Just a bit of fun, who could possibly be offended by a bunch of strangers making unkind comments about the wrong shaped genitals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "

P.S. Love the shoes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "

That actually made me snort.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I especially love ones that require me to check down there as a viable location for my missing phone and car keys before I leave….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "

What man could resist sliding his gentleman sausage into your Nana's coat pocket and withdrawing to find a Werther's Original and a chocolate Hob Nob stuck to their bellend?

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

Something baggy I can rattle around in. Like a comfortable old jumper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about one with teeth?

Pxx

I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm.

It really was.

The teeth really chaff and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye.

This is so fucking hot.

Please film it and send it to me.

Include the sand removal.

Thank you.

I have to warm you. The sand removal requires several power tools, safety goggles and a Henry vacuum cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.

I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds.

Spam purse! I'm defo going to use this in my sexy talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.

I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds.

Spam purse! I'm defo going to use this in my sexy talk. "

It's tasty.....and functional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep and tight. Shallow ones are no good for long strokes!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Nothing wrong with being thrifty

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"We've had the length of girth thread going for a few days now and it's got me wondering.

Mr"

Vagina size isn't important, unlike penis size

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

Could always use a Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

Or let someone help?

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

Keyser Soze has a measuring stick

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

Could always use a Sky remote "

Sticky buttons eww

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

Or let someone help?

Pxx"

I'm sure you could

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

Keyser Soze has a measuring stick"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You'd be surprised at how many men come back time and again to fuck my cavernous vag.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "

You had me at biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a girl has a shallow fanny there are usually complaints she has pain during sex. I'd rather a tighter grip and deeper vag, although that tight grip will probably make me cum quicker.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold?

Now I have a rather strange image in my head of a vagina version of a penny pusher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

The correct method is a series of different sized penis shaped moulds - a bit like those things jewellers use to measure your ring size just the other way around.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold?

Now I have a rather strange image in my head of a vagina version of a penny pusher

Haha I was thinking more along the lines of a slot machine and the sound of a pocket full of change jingling

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ideally, what you want is one that starts out all roomy and swampy and then contracts gradually - bit like the garbage compactor in Star Wars.

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Like a little mouse's earhole

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ideally, what you want is one that starts out all roomy and swampy and then contracts gradually - bit like the garbage compactor in Star Wars."

Anusol as lube.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I like a cavernous vag so that mid-way through oral, I can say "Oh my God, you're the best I've ever had" and hear it come out of her mouth

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Alternatively, you can hear your own echo.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Anything without an echo would be fine thanks.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I like them big enough so I can wear the lady in question like a hat.

Especially in winter when my ears get cold.

Also helps if they don't shave for a week or six so it's like wearing one of those fur trapper hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location:

floppy-flappy-snatch

I'm not sharing the postcode

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"Does any woman enjoy having her cervix rattled?

Only the ones still new to sex or who've popped out a nursery of kids so there's no grip left in them to feel

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower. "

I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .

So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.

I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .

So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be

I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really dose amaze me that on a swingers site

Most people don’t know how a woman’s antonym works

Deeps can’t be helped as that’s different for ever individual woman

As far as tightness gose it’s a complete myth

The vigina is elastic

Some off it is down to nartual size just like cocks

Woman have a different nartual “thighness” but that shouldn’t matter

The myth part

The more aroused a woman is the “looser” she will feel” sorry guys but the hard truth is if she’s tight your not doing something right

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.

All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard

As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah!

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.

All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard

As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah! "

This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me shallow is very hot makes me cum much quicker then deep fuck

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.

All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard

As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah!

This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world

although donating a pussy may be frowned upon lol

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.

All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard

As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah!

This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world

although donating a pussy may be frowned upon lol"

I can't see Bob complaining tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine drilling a hole for a Rawl plug and it’s too small and not deep enough, you then get your hammer out to try and bang it in.

It just smashes the shit out of the plastic plug right? ….. I like that tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is

You use my ‘depth gauge’.

If you know you know.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location:

floppy-flappy-snatch

I'm not sharing the postcode

I just tested that.

Either W3W has given you the wrong words or you've made a typo, it was actually floppy.floppy.snitch and you're in Alaska.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it?

Mr"

No kink shaming

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.

I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .

So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be

The cervix can be as little as 3 inches in... So that's just not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends how horny you are too, you can have the deepest pussy but if you are stimulated correctly it becomes engorged and less length/girth is needed for stimulation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement.

Perfect, come and have a go on my kidney disturber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement.

Perfect, come and have a go on my kidney disturber.

Fold it in half then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement.

"
echo echo cho cho ho o o o . .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location:

floppy-flappy-snatch

I'm not sharing the postcode

I just tested that.

Either W3W has given you the wrong words or you've made a typo, it was actually floppy.floppy.snitch and you're in Alaska.

I'm in Spain but my vag is in Alaska

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I really don't care as long as its as wet as an otters pocket x

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By *ayyorksMan
over a year ago

Halifax yorkshire

Love a shallow one ... makes me believe i have a big cock

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You ever seen the Amercian Dad episode where Roger climbs inside Stans arsehole?

I wanna do a full body lubed up slip n side vag entrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.

I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .

So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be

You know where our cervix sits changes throughout our cycle right? Sometimes its lower, sometimes its higher, when it’s low I can touch mine with my forefinger. You’re chatting absolute nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever seen the Amercian Dad episode where Roger climbs inside Stans arsehole?

I wanna do a full body lubed up slip n side vag entrance."
oh hell yeah

like a goldmember siloette

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By *orkshire JohnMan
over a year ago

keighley/Bradford

"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold?

OR Marshmallows....

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