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"Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it? Mr" | |||
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"What about one with teeth? Pxx" I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm. | |||
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"What about one with teeth? Pxx" Haha funny film that | |||
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"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors. Like my Mr then. Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt." | |||
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"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors. Like my Mr then. Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt." That’s the spirit If a ladies vaj-gee-gee doesn’t require me to either a) Deck out in full abseiling gear or else b) Attach a six foot plank horizontally across my arse then I ain’t remotely interested | |||
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"What about one with teeth? Pxx I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm." It really was. The teeth really chaffe and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye. | |||
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"What about one with teeth? Pxx I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm." Mr | |||
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"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight. " I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds. | |||
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"Does every type of cock have to be judged. Variety surely is a good thing. I’m sure long, short, thin, fat cocks can all be used in a way the can be pleasurable " Totally agree. It's just after 4 days of reading cock size preferences I thought it about time we asked the question from a different point of view. Mr | |||
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"What about one with teeth? Pxx I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm. It really was. The teeth really chaff and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye." This is so fucking hot. Please film it and send it to me. Include the sand removal. Thank you. | |||
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"You're brave OP... lol" Just a bit of fun, who could possibly be offended by a bunch of strangers making unkind comments about the wrong shaped genitals? Mr | |||
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. " P.S. Love the shoes... | |||
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. " That actually made me snort. Mr | |||
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. " What man could resist sliding his gentleman sausage into your Nana's coat pocket and withdrawing to find a Werther's Original and a chocolate Hob Nob stuck to their bellend? | |||
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"What about one with teeth? Pxx I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm. It really was. The teeth really chaff and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye. This is so fucking hot. Please film it and send it to me. Include the sand removal. Thank you. " I have to warm you. The sand removal requires several power tools, safety goggles and a Henry vacuum cleaner. | |||
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"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight. I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds. " Spam purse! I'm defo going to use this in my sexy talk. | |||
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"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight. I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds. Spam purse! I'm defo going to use this in my sexy talk. " It's tasty.....and functional. | |||
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"We've had the length of girth thread going for a few days now and it's got me wondering. We've been told there's no point to a long and thin or a short and fat penis, and the ladies want to be fucked not tickled so gents what is it you prefer? - A nice shallow fanny so you get that pleasurable feeling as you bump into the cervix or a lovely tight grip? Maybe it's both? Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it? Mr" Vagina size isn't important, unlike penis size | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is " Could always use a Sky remote | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is " Or let someone help? Pxx | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is " Keyser Soze has a measuring stick | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is Could always use a Sky remote " Sticky buttons eww | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is Or let someone help? Pxx" I'm sure you could | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is Keyser Soze has a measuring stick" | |||
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. " You had me at biscuit! | |||
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"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold? " Now I have a rather strange image in my head of a vagina version of a penny pusher | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is " The correct method is a series of different sized penis shaped moulds - a bit like those things jewellers use to measure your ring size just the other way around. Mr | |||
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"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold? Now I have a rather strange image in my head of a vagina version of a penny pusher " Haha I was thinking more along the lines of a slot machine and the sound of a pocket full of change jingling | |||
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"Ideally, what you want is one that starts out all roomy and swampy and then contracts gradually - bit like the garbage compactor in Star Wars." Anusol as lube. | |||
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"I like a cavernous vag so that mid-way through oral, I can say "Oh my God, you're the best I've ever had" and hear it come out of her mouth " • Alternatively, you can hear your own echo. | |||
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. " | |||
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"Does any woman enjoy having her cervix rattled? " Only the ones still new to sex or who've popped out a nursery of kids so there's no grip left in them to feel | |||
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower. " I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on . So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be | |||
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower. I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on . So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be " I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far | |||
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"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum. All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah! " This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world | |||
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"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum. All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah! This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world " although donating a pussy may be frowned upon lol | |||
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"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum. All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah! This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world although donating a pussy may be frowned upon lol" I can't see Bob complaining tbf | |||
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" Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is " You use my ‘depth gauge’. If you know you know. | |||
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"Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location: floppy-flappy-snatch I'm not sharing the postcode " I just tested that. Either W3W has given you the wrong words or you've made a typo, it was actually floppy.floppy.snitch and you're in Alaska. A | |||
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"Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it? Mr" No kink shaming | |||
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower. I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on . So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far" The cervix can be as little as 3 inches in... So that's just not true | |||
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"My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement. " Perfect, come and have a go on my kidney disturber. | |||
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"My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement. Perfect, come and have a go on my kidney disturber. " Fold it in half then. | |||
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"My cavernous vag is rumbling with excitement. " echo echo cho cho ho o o o . . | |||
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"Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location: floppy-flappy-snatch I'm not sharing the postcode I just tested that. Either W3W has given you the wrong words or you've made a typo, it was actually floppy.floppy.snitch and you're in Alaska. A " I'm in Spain but my vag is in Alaska | |||
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower. I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on . So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far" You know where our cervix sits changes throughout our cycle right? Sometimes its lower, sometimes its higher, when it’s low I can touch mine with my forefinger. You’re chatting absolute nonsense | |||
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"You ever seen the Amercian Dad episode where Roger climbs inside Stans arsehole? I wanna do a full body lubed up slip n side vag entrance." oh hell yeah like a goldmember siloette | |||
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"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold? " OR Marshmallows.... | |||
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