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Name thy mower

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…well not literally, but if you so wish to give it a name or even christen it, then by eeee by gum, more power to you say I

What I actually wish to glean however is, what mower do you use good folks?

How do you rate it’s performance?

(Fuck me - I have descended to the very bowels of banality here, right?)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Well! This isn't what I thought I thought I'd missed out on an obscure euphemism.

My mower us named Mr N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well erm i got the lawn kind and it cuts the grass

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Well! This isn't what I thought I thought I'd missed out on an obscure euphemism.

My mower us named Mr N "

It could be a new one for intimate sculpting.

Hmmm….it would give a whole new lean on the old song, ‘One man went to mow…..’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Well erm i got the lawn kind and it cuts the grass"

Does it stripe? Oooo I must have a stripper* (*did I spell that correctly…?)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I myself always opt for Hayter’s with an integral roller.

Fine machines *fap, fap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mountfield SP555 V Petrol mower. Self propelled.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A Mountfield SP555 V Petrol mower. Self propelled."

One can’t beat a petrol drive

And that divine initial smell when one pulls on the starter motor…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol mountfield self propelled it's called skunk??

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
over a year ago

surrey

Mowy mc'mowface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Mountfield SP555 V Petrol mower. Self propelled.

One can’t beat a petrol drive

And that divine initial smell when one pulls on the starter motor….. "

I love that smell! Not in a sexy way though, not like you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flymo Farah.

It's pretty quick.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Patrick. Well someone had to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr mow it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mo Molawn

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Me I’m just a lawn mower you can tell me by the way I walk…

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