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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A sock with a hole in it.

1. A budget willy warmer.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Pasty warming sleeve....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Putting on your foot.

If it had two holes:

1. A bandage

2. A wrist warmer

3. A draught excluder for a letter box

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

a condom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coat for a snake

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Air conditioned mitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bored obi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh! "

Very sharp soxy!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh! "

Didnt think of that soxy durr

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

Very sharp soxy!! "

Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

Very sharp soxy!!

Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in"

Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You bored obi? "

Me ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

Very sharp soxy!!

Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in

Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol "

Alright you super sharp geniuses!!

An extra sodding hole - in the toe - that shouldn't be there!

Now carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

Very sharp soxy!!

Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in"

But surely a sock with two holes is called a leg-warmer and come-on man, thats highly-camp for a geezer… init .. eh…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mask for a Unicorn planning a bank robbery.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

Very sharp soxy!!

Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in

Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol "

Mate please, no need to do that to ya cap. If ya like me, it takes ages for my cap to sit right on my head, last thing you wanna do is have to re set it.

Instead I'll set you a maths question:

If it takes 2 men 2 hours to dig 1 hole.

How long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mask for a Unicorn planning a bank robbery. "

What if it's a thick sock? How would the unicorn see?

Might end up trying to rob the florists next door by mistake?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A sock with a hole in it.

1. A budget willy warmer."

I wish.

I use the lil finger off an old pair of fingerless gloves for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mask for a Unicorn planning a bank robbery.

What if it's a thick sock? How would the unicorn see?

Might end up trying to rob the florists next door by mistake? "

It's a blind unicorn (obviously) and uses it's proprioceptive powers and the services of one of Fairyland's excellent Guide Jockey's. (Highly Recommended 3 Stars - One of the three myopic mice).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sock with a hole in it.

1. A budget willy warmer.

I wish.

I use the lil finger off an old pair of fingerless gloves for that"

Do fingerless gloves have fingers? I'm confused and going for a lie down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a condom... "

With a hole in it??

Hmmm I can see another trip to the clinic coming up

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A sock with a hole in it.

1. A budget willy warmer.

I wish.

I use the lil finger off an old pair of fingerless gloves for that

Do fingerless gloves have fingers? I'm confused and going for a lie down! "

Good point, technically they are 'Fingertipless' gloves.

You go and chill out mate, leave us lot to come up with idea's so you can keep ya broken sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!

Very sharp soxy!!

Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in

Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol

Alright you super sharp geniuses!!

An extra sodding hole - in the toe - that shouldn't be there!

Now carry on! "

Turn it inside out, then the hole will be on the outside

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"a condom...

With a hole in it??

Hmmm I can see another trip to the clinic coming up "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a condom...

With a hole in it??

Hmmm I can see another trip to the clinic coming up

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... "

YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS

Next you'll be saying cling film is a good substitute for a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balaclava for a one eyed theif.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Balaclava for a one eyed theif."

With an incredibly long thin head!

Thought of another!

A miniature wind sock! Hung outside the window so I can gauge how many items of clothing to put on before going for my first cig of the day!

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