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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

That is the kind of behaviour up with which you should not put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to wake up. Just wake up.

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By *otally BenettonCouple
over a year ago

shropshire

Is this another one of those fantasy posts?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Record it

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Back away slowly while avoiding all eye contact

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Walk off into the sunset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She means you’re right that you’re wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it in writing

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

Be careful, it's a trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a trap…

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She's after something

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nod your head least you won't be digging a hole for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The World will end in 5 minutes, I’m sure that is one of the tell-tale signs in Revelations

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

There is a glitch in the matrix...normal service will resume shortly

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Run like the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a silence and children situation - you know there’s something wrong you just don’t know what

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Put the kettle on and gather your thoughts.... And check the alexa recordings that you didn't mishear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Enjoy your moment.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

RUN!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a trap, double bluff. You're fucked..

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It's a trap! Back away slowly and hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you die in your dream, you die in real life! X

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

She’s testing you…!

Snort loudly and powerfully..

puff out your chest and walk away nonchalantly.

Say “I know” loudly..

If you’re still here in the morning you’ll have won the battle.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Disagree, tell her "no,you are right"

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Run - she’s after something!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston

She’s testing you…!

Snort loudly and powerfully..

puff out your chest and walk away nonchalantly.

Say “I know” loudly..

If you’re still here in the morning you’ll have won the battle.

She's playing the long game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Just accept that it is the end of days. Prepare for the rapture.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

If you call yourself a twat what else can she say?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Really?…. Sounds like something for the Stories and Fantasies thread to me!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

It’s a trick. Never speak of it again. Infact, never speak again! Good luck my friend. It was good reading you.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ah don't fall for that!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston

If you call yourself a twat what else can she say?"

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Tell her she’s beautiful.. back away slowly palms up no sudden movements and sleep with one eye open .. it’s not over

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw chocolates and alcohol at her

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

If you can see her tits, it's a booby trap!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Own it.

Your reply should be, 'Well realistically, that was never in doubt, was it.'

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Tell her she’s beautiful.. back away slowly palms up no sudden movements and sleep with one eye open .. it’s not over

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Get her to say it again for confirmation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a lottery ticket you must be lucky

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

She is confusing you with someone else.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Give her a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a Kryten and engage "Smug Mode"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Dont gloat, dont use it in future, don't ever remind her

Just tuck it away in your brain and enjoy the memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So may liars and fakes on fab…

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By *weedeldumbCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leeds & Harrogate

Check the car. Especially the rear bumper and lights. And the garage door. And the garden gates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So may liars and fakes on fab…"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's very quiet here......

Winston

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Back away slowly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's very quiet here......

Winston "

She's making you a big boy badge and signing your certificate as proof.

You may keep it under the floorboards.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Also, check in your pillowcase for an Amber, there might be a special gift awaiting

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been a strange night. I've not slept well.

Something is wrong. Very, very wrong.....

I feel............apprehensive.

You know that opening scene from Alien, where its just eery quiet, you know somethings gonna happen? You just don't know what? That.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you agree with her yet? I mean, you’ve not committed yourself and said she’s right, that you are right? Because that could be held against you in the future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you agree with her yet? I mean, you’ve not committed yourself and said she’s right, that you are right? Because that could be held against you in the future.

I just nodded.

I'm not daft, I know the last comment in an argument is actually the first comment in the next argument.

I ain't opening that box.......

Winston

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Simple! Smile and nod, let her think she’s right, if she hasn’t said FINE!! yet, so you should be ok.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you agree with her yet? I mean, you’ve not committed yourself and said she’s right, that you are right? Because that could be held against you in the future.

I just nodded.

I'm not daft, I know the last comment in an argument is actually the first comment in the next argument.

I ain't opening that box.......

Winston "

You’ve build a good defence. You could possibly be able to win the next argument too. But we all know, don’t let her believe you won ‘any’ argument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the credit card statement immediately

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Just out of interest, what were you "right" about? If it's something that you can share.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Check the credit card statement immediately "

I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?

Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check the credit card statement immediately

I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?

Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?

There was a mystery box........

But I've seen Seven so I'm reluctant to open it.

Winston

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It's been a strange night. I've not slept well.

Something is wrong. Very, very wrong.....

I feel............apprehensive.

You know that opening scene from Alien, where its just eery quiet, you know somethings gonna happen? You just don't know what? That.

Winston"

Is there a strangely eerie John Williams film score playing in the background?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Run and hide your in serious danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you do is sit in silence in your favourite chair, with your favourite drink poured in hand and marvel, marvel at the world and how it’s falling apart, marvel about how the norms are crashing down around us, first came Jonny depp, now you Winston, it’s happening, it’s the end of the world young man

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Check the credit card statement immediately

I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?

Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?

There was a mystery box........

But I've seen Seven so I'm reluctant to open it.

Winston "

Is it a hwad shaped box......or a penis shaped one?

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By *un KnightsCouple
over a year ago

South West

Your right is one stage beyond "it's fine"

Be afraid,be very afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for it to all blow over.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It’s a trap! Do the dishes, hoover the house and decorate that room you’ve been putting off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Babe. But you were right.

Now... do not let it happen again.

Lady Astor

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Check the credit card statement immediately

I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?

Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?

Or a shovel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check the credit card statement immediately

I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?

Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?

A pony wouldn't go through the letter box, unless it was choppe........

Noooooo, don't go there.

Winston

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Literally impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel this is a trick and shes brewing for a big argument. Tread very carefully

Claire

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe. But you were right.

Now... do not let it happen again.

Lady Astor "

What did he do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????

Winston "

Having never been in this situation.....like most men...

I'll be fucked if I know what to do.

I'd suggest asking Lady Astor, but being as women very rarely admit they are wrong.... she probably won't know what to do next either.

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