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"Indeed hello and be aware the forums are not as mad or scary as they look... " It's just some of the people on them | |||
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"I not a newbie as such, but i love reading the forums xx" Welcome Shaz | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy " My arse | |||
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!' Come and say hi! We don't bite (much) Don't listen to her, she's a cannibal and she not only wants to bite you, she wants to EAT you. We're animals in here. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. " Oh and now you will scare them all away!! And I am soooo hungry | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse " Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me | |||
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!' Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)" Uh oh ! It's feeding time at the zoo The spiders are hungry and looking for new flies to fall into their web | |||
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"I not a newbie as such, but i love reading the forums xx" Welcome shaz, you should join in... It can be quite fun | |||
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!' Come and say hi! We don't bite (much) Don't listen to her, she's a cannibal and she not only wants to bite you, she wants to EAT you. We're animals in here. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. " | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me " Have you had a bang on the head lol | |||
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"Hi I've only just started to use the forums Seem like great fun" Welcome Harry.... They are fun! And hopefully you will join in the banter! | |||
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"Hi I've only just started to use the forums Seem like great fun" Good to see you Harry. Dip your feet in the disinfectant as you come in | |||
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"Juliewonders and Soxy are not shy btw... they are a little confused as to the meaning of shy. They believe it means very sexy... and that they are! " haha Coco-your-nuts …… haha,,,,, see what I did there,,,,,, Coconut shy….!. pffft.... Oh... I'm just to good! | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me Have you had a bang on the head lol" Nope but wish someone would bang me | |||
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"Juliewonders and Soxy are not shy btw... they are a little confused as to the meaning of shy. They believe it means very sexy... and that they are! " Scandalous I learnt it all from you | |||
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"Hi I've only just started to use the forums Seem like great fun" Hello and welcome | |||
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"Ah the fresh smell of a forum new comer. The light still burning brightly in their eyes with a sense of fun, excitement and expectation of what might lie ahead. We will soon harvest your souls and you will be dried out husks like us. Gabba gabba one of us, one of us, we accept you, one of us." We are all Funky in disguise | |||
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!' Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)" | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me Have you had a bang on the head lol Nope but wish someone would bang me " Your'e meant to be ill | |||
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"I'm new here.... Is it safe? " Not now it's not. EVERYBODY IN !!!!! | |||
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"I'm new here.... Is it safe? Not now it's not. EVERYBODY IN !!!!! " FROFF or the chicken gets it..... | |||
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"Hi I've only just started to use the forums Seem like great fun Hello and welcome " Thanks | |||
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"Hi I've only just started to use the forums Seem like great fun Good to see you Harry. Dip your feet in the disinfectant as you come in " Hahaha | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me Have you had a bang on the head lol Nope but wish someone would bang me Your'e meant to be ill " Might make me feel better However it would be a good impression of lying like a sack of spuds | |||
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"Hi I've only just started to use the forums Seem like great fun Welcome Harry.... They are fun! And hopefully you will join in the banter! " Thanks ... Definitively looking forward to the banter | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me Have you had a bang on the head lol Nope but wish someone would bang me Your'e meant to be ill Might make me feel better However it would be a good impression of lying like a sack of spuds" Ok what have you done with Julie? | |||
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"Hi everyone..... " Hiya | |||
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"Yay, I can now post in the forums. " With a name like that you'll fit right in ! | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint " Take no notice of those silly signs, come on in, make yourself at home!! Might have to wipe your feet on the way out mind | |||
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"Hello and welcome to everyone I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new And feeling shy My arse Oh my how scary are you Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me Have you had a bang on the head lol Nope but wish someone would bang me Your'e meant to be ill Might make me feel better However it would be a good impression of lying like a sack of spuds Ok what have you done with Julie? " I have morphed | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. " Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... | |||
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" I have morphed " You need to go to confession! | |||
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"If your new and havent posted before or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!' Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)" ..... now is not a good time to tell them we eat our young is it? ..... okay back to the we do not bite you stand. | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... " Padded suite | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... " Who rattled your cage?? | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... Padded suite " Your padded because of the sweets! | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... Who rattled your cage?? " You can FROFF as well!!!!! | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... Padded suite Your padded because of the sweets! " Mine is sweets. Yours is lard. Fat arse | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... Who rattled your cage?? You can FROFF as well!!!!! " | |||
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here. It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it. Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... Padded suite Your padded because of the sweets! Mine is sweets. Yours is lard. Fat arse " I've missed this!! Lol | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi" Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? " Be a brave person to taste the spotted dick... | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? " Ooh cake! Is that open to us as well as the newbies? And is it chocolate? | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? Ooh cake! Is that open to us as well as the newbies? And is it chocolate? " Of course it's chocolate cake, is there any other type of cake?? Sorry obi, it's for newbies only | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? Ooh cake! Is that open to us as well as the newbies? And is it chocolate? Of course it's chocolate cake, is there any other type of cake?? Sorry obi, it's for newbies only " Just off to change my status update to "having a cull of my friends list!" - brb! | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? Ooh cake! Is that open to us as well as the newbies? And is it chocolate? Of course it's chocolate cake, is there any other type of cake?? Sorry obi, it's for newbies only Just off to change my status update to "having a cull of my friends list!" - brb! " Mmmmmwwwwaaaah | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? " You bring the cake I'll produce the custard x | |||
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? You bring the cake I'll produce the custard x " If it's yellow and lumpy, I'll get you an appointment at the clap clinic... Welcome all you newbies and lurkers, hope to hear lots more from you, just jump in and post away | |||
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"Hiii everyone..not new to the site but must admit to laughing at the forums on a daily basis! oh...and maybe perving at most of you a fair few times too Thanks for the chance to join in..think I might like it here x" your not alone there! we usually here giggling along also, and perving | |||
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"See..you made me go and perv at you now! (nice profile btw x )" thanks, yours too! xxx | |||
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"... that's when I hoped we'd stumbled across like-minded pervy folk." Nah - none of them in here..... Actually, the forums are a bit like a Fabs version of The Archers - only on here it's an everyday story of Pervy Folk.... | |||
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"Thank you Ryan...but i do believe i am in fact the captain of said vessel! now..on your knees and scrub the decks..preferably topless..mmm.. " Haha Ryan, being dom'd already Though not like he'll mind | |||
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"Thank you Ryan...but i do believe i am in fact the captain of said vessel! now..on your knees and scrub the decks..preferably topless..mmm.. " Ha ha Ryan, think you may have met your match | |||
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"Thank you Ryan...but i do believe i am in fact the captain of said vessel! now..on your knees and scrub the decks..preferably topless..mmm.. Ha ha Ryan, think you may have met your match " Doubt it, but I will play along along it sounds exciting Yes Cap'n right away | |||
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"Told you it was exciting i squeezed two alongs in there lol" Stuttering in the excitement lol | |||
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"Told you it was exciting i squeezed two alongs in there lol Stuttering in the excitement lol " m-m-m-m-master Bates reporting for duty | |||
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"OOoooohhh newbie here too can someone please bite me? " If I must! Bend over and assume the position! | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T" Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now " Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge | |||
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"I've been on here a while now but very rarely use these forums so I guess I'm still a newbie " Well hello MrT, welcome to the forums ! | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge " Does it have to be soggy?! I'd sooner make it that way myself | |||
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"I've been on here a while now but very rarely use these forums so I guess I'm still a newbie Well hello MrT, welcome to the forums !" Why thank you | |||
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"Indeed hello and be aware the forums are not as mad or scary as they look... It's just some of the people on them " | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge Does it have to be soggy?! I'd sooner make it that way myself " Unfortunately that's how they come in here. For the dry variety, may I suggest the sister site Fab Convents | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge " Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"? | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?" Ooo can I play I never loose!! | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?" Eww! I'll be back in a minute, I need to vomit lol | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"? Ooo can I play I never loose!! " Go for it Dave, I will just in the corner and keep score | |||
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?" Do you want one to dunk? | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews" An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board " there is indeed an inter_iew and back room casting scenario..the bad news is youve drawn fabio | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board there is indeed an inter_iew and back room casting scenario..the bad news is youve drawn fabio " classic | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board " It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board there is indeed an inter_iew and back room casting scenario..the bad news is youve drawn fabio " Haha that made me chuckle! | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? " Errmm a pleasant guy who's looking for light hearted fun | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? " Do we all have to sit for an inter_iew? I shall go and prepare a powerpoint... | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? Do we all have to sit for an inter_iew? I shall go and prepare a powerpoint..." Nope! Your in | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? " I have scrabble and twister ? Can I join?? | |||
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he can i be in on the inter_iews An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? Do we all have to sit for an inter_iew? I shall go and prepare a powerpoint... Nope! Your in " Yay! Does this mean I have to flop a left testicle out and perform a variety of odd handshakes to sundry folk at the next meeting? | |||
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