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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes.

There I said it

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?"

They are a biscuit shaped cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't. But life would be boring if we all liked the same things.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?

They are a biscuit shaped cake "

They are the same shape as Eccles cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big butts and I cannot lie

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?"

Well they aren’t called Jaffa biscuits are they!

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Biscuits go soft when they get old, cakes go hard and dry! So what is a Jaffa Cake?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?

They are a biscuit shaped cake "
or are the cake shaped biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a cake. A biscuit has to have a crunch to it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What a wonko will do to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on holiday and clearly having too much time on my hands. Just dusted off the dictionary.

Biscuit.. N small flat dry sweet or plain cake.

Is it just me or does this make it more complicated

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

They're a cake or at least they are according to the tax man. Whole case about it back in 1991

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?

They are a biscuit shaped cake

They are the same shape as Eccles cakes."

OOOOOOOO

Do like Eccles cakes

And Chorley cake

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By *ffervescent_KissCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I love Jaffa cakes but cant just eat one or two, I tend to eat the packet in one go so don't buy them much

Mrs

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

I like

To move it, move it.

Enjoy that little ear worm.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Biscuits go soft when they get old, cakes go hard and dry! So what is a Jaffa Cake?"

So as I get older, my cock gets harder. Does that make it a cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your opinion are they biscuits or cake?"

His opinion is irrelevant. They are cakes.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North/Blackpool

Jaffa jonuts are the new Jaffa cake

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Jaffa jonuts are the new Jaffa cake "

They are tasty

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Jaffa jonuts are the new Jaffa cake

They are tasty "

But not as good as the original.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Jaffa jonuts are the new Jaffa cake

They are tasty "

Not as tasty as Lidl's jaffa doughnut.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"What a wonko will do to get laid. "

We'd need evidence of jaffa cake enjoyment to believe it though??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a wonko will do to get laid.

We'd need evidence of jaffa cake enjoyment to believe it though??!! "

The one I want doesn't want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavour do you prefer? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What flavour do you prefer? X"

Only tried the Original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What flavour do you prefer? X

Only tried the Original "

Well it's about time you broaden your horizons as you never know what you might like. Xxx

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By *eptimiusMan
over a year ago

East

Jaffa Cakes, cake, biscuit or something else? Why should Jaffa Cakes be named as they are? Well Jaffa comes from Jaffa Oranges, which are named after the Israeli city of Jaffa. But then why should they be called Jaffa Cakes when they look so much like biscuits? In fact whether Jaffa Cakes are cakes, biscuits or something else has been the subject of much controversy in the United Kingdom.

Under UK law no value added tax (VAT) is placed on biscuits or cakes. But critical to the controversial issue of Jaffa Cakes’ name, when a biscuit is covered in chocolate it becomes subject to the standard VAT rate of 17.5%. Mcvities, the market leaders for Jaffa Cakes classed them as cakes, not biscuits, but this classification was challenged by Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise in 1991.

In the end the case ended up in the courts and the court were forced to answer the question of when something should be classed as a cake and when it should be classed as a biscuit. Answering this general question would then lead easily into a decision related to ‘Jaffa Cake, cake or biscuit?’

So what happened? Is a Jaffa Cake a cake? Happily for us Jaffa Cake lovers who would not relish the prospect of having to pay another 17.5% for our Jaffa Cakes, the court ruled in favour of Mcvities. One of the critical aspects of the argument was related to what happens when biscuits or cakes go stale. The court found, as anyone who has forgotten to put the lid on their biscuit tin properly will know, that when biscuits go stale they go softer. But when cakes go stale they go harder. The test was done, and when Jaffa cakes are left exposed to the air they get harder. So Jaffa cakes are definitely cakes and not biscuits. We recommend that you do the test to see for yourself, because unlike disgusting soggy biscuits, when Jaffa cakes go stale the new harder type of Jaffa cake you get is actually still delicious.

Just one more interesting Jaffa Cake fact all about their name: During the court battle between Mcvities and Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise, Mcvities baked a giant Jaffa Cake to prove that Jaffa cakes were really cakes and not biscuits.

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