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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got back from town, put kettle on, fed the toitoise, got some rich tea biscuits to dunk, sat down dunked said biscuit, came out dry, forgot to make my cuppa

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Bless you. Fancy a drink? Hahahahhahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich tea are always a dodgy biscuit to dunk anyway,one second to Long of a dunk and u find yourself fishing out half a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bless you. Fancy a drink? Hahahahhahhaha"

Hahaha,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse!

You could have put water in the kettle, stuck it on a gas hob - and then wondered why it melted/exploded minutes later.

Like my nan once did. Wish someone would have told her it was electric!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rich tea are always a dodgy biscuit to dunk anyway,one second to Long of a dunk and u find yourself fishing out half a biscuit

Speaking of dunking,,,, ,don’t ya just love e4's spluttercup advert!

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

See post, you know when your getting old lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sorry, is 'fed the tortoise' a euphemism for wanking here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ouch,!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, is 'fed the tortoise' a euphemism for wanking here?"

Hahaha, dont think trev and dennis would enjoy seeing me do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just dropped a whole cup of just made tea all over my bed and me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just dropped a whole cup of just made tea all over my bed and me

Ouch, hope you havent burnt yourself, on top of feeling sick, just top off a crap day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could have been worse!

You could have put water in the kettle, stuck it on a gas hob - and then wondered why it melted/exploded minutes later.

Like my nan once did. Wish someone would have told her it was electric!

and u lot reckon I'm dangerous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just dropped a whole cup of just made tea all over my bed and me

Ouch, hope you havent burnt yourself, on top of feeling sick, just top off a crap day"

Not too badly thankfully, and thank you...yes indeed. i am going to attempt to make another one!

Wish me luck

Hope you are enjoying culpa by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just dropped a whole cup of just made tea all over my bed and me

Ouch, hope you havent burnt yourself, on top of feeling sick, just top off a crap day

Not too badly thankfully, and thank you...yes indeed. i am going to attempt to make another one!

Wish me luck

Hope you are enjoying culpa by now

Just biiked kettle, now where did I put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The important thing is you fed the tortoise ....

But shouldn't it be hibernating by now ?

Put mine in the cellar four weeks ago .....

Remember never to dunk your tortoise in your tea ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The important thing is you fed the tortoise ....

But shouldn't it be hibernating by now ?

Put mine in the cellar four weeks ago .....

Remember never to dunk your tortoise in your tea ....

They dont hibernate so active all year. Emm never tried to dunk em but if they wake me st stupid o clock I msy try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week I made a brew but then put my brew in the fridge and went and sat down with the milk

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I once pured boiling water onto cereal and filled a ready to be made coffee up with cold milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last week I made a brew but then put my brew in the fridge and went and sat down with the milk

Not just me that does daft things

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