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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Prison vs. work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they're called managers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

I've been offered a job for triple the salary

Senior management

But we're a family. Please stay for less pay

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Prison vs. work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they're called managers."

True, but prison is also a denial of civil liberties. They can't choose where they can go of an evening or weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prison vs. work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they're called managers."

Another one to have me chuckling the day away.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Prison vs. work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they're called managers.

True, but prison is also a denial of civil liberties. They can't choose where they can go of an evening or weekend."

Totally.

The isolation and lack of freedom, surrounded by others in the same situation. The monotony of life, for weeks and months.

Not remotely comparable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds as though you need a new job!

If your work isn’t stimulating, challenging and fun then yes you may as well go to jail for the day.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Prison vs. work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they're called managers.

Another one to have me chuckling the day away. "

Glad someone saw that side

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