FabSwingers.com forum: Penis envy

By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

Freud said deep down all women are jealous of men because they have a penis.

Thoughts ??

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

As the saying goes with one of these can get as many of those as I like! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I've ever mourned my lack of a penis. Having a vagene is awesome! I've had dreams that I've had a penis a couple of times, which was a bit weird.

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t you think some men are jealous they don’t have a ‘vagene’ as it was referred to above ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freud was a weirdo

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Freud was a weirdo"

He also couldn't just order a dong and have it delivered in 3-5 working days.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I have bouts of penis envy! Like when I'm wearing grey sweats I dream of having a semi-on that I can occasionally grip publicly to prove my manliness...

I'm envious of helicopters and boings.. I'd do them all day if I had a cock

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant imagine anyone being jealous of mine - sadly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Freud was on he here he'd be spamming everyone with a dick pic. Totally obsessed with the Mighty Penis.

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I have bouts of penis envy! Like when I'm wearing grey sweats I dream of having a semi-on that I can occasionally grip publicly to prove my manliness...

I'm envious of helicopters and boings.. I'd do them all day if I had a cock

Cherry x"

I need to look up helicopters !

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I have bouts of penis envy! Like when I'm wearing grey sweats I dream of having a semi-on that I can occasionally grip publicly to prove my manliness...

I'm envious of helicopters and boings.. I'd do them all day if I had a cock

Cherry x"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I have bouts of penis envy! Like when I'm wearing grey sweats I dream of having a semi-on that I can occasionally grip publicly to prove my manliness...

I'm envious of helicopters and boings.. I'd do them all day if I had a cock

Cherry x"

If I had a hammer...

I'd hammer in the mornin

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I wish I had a vag so can have multiple orgasms

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By *etsGetItOn24Man
over a year ago

Nearby

"I wish I had a vag so can have multiple orgasms"

I have multiple dry orgasms when my prostate is stimulated. It's the most intense feeling!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I think some of his theories have not stood the test of time.

He may have been talking about the equality between men and women in the society he lived in as a source of penis envy.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I think some of his theories have not stood the test of time.

He may have been talking about the equality between men and women in the society he lived in as a source of penis envy."

Exactly. More a case of "stop treating me as a 2nd class citizen and treat me like a human being"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squashed a ball on my bicycle yesterday trying to avoid somebody and it bloody hurt. That is the downfall of everything dangling, remember that ladies who have penis envy.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yes he also said all men want to kill their fathers and marry their mothers,so....

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I think he had something because he is used as a reference very often in lots of peoples lives !

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

He often skated (badly) on thin ice. It gave him the Freudian slip.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yes. Gimme a penis and I'll fuck everything in sight.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think some of his theories have not stood the test of time.

He may have been talking about the equality between men and women in the society he lived in as a source of penis envy."

Nope. I want a real, live, warm, floppy, rootin' tootin' penis I can stuff in mouths and penetrate arses with

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By *uiet onesCouple
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Freud was a weirdo

He also couldn't just order a dong and have it delivered in 3-5 working days.

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the saying goes with one of these can get as many of those as I like! X

You old romantic you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I had a penis "

Can use mine any time you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I had a penis

Can use mine any time you like

Postcode?

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Been on a few photoshoot where the model has worn a strap-on penis, they say it’s fun but wouldn’t one for real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a vag so can have multiple orgasms"

I don't get those and I do have a vag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of men onhere have penis envy too and they have a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a vag so can have multiple orgasms

I don't get those and I do have a vag."

Quality over quantity...

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By *ihmMan
over a year ago

West Wales

"As the saying goes with one of these can get as many of those as I like! X

Not heard that before, made me giggle!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"If Freud was on he here he'd be spamming everyone with a dick pic. Totally obsessed with the Mighty Penis."

He is more the type to have it as hus display oic and then 700 different angles of it as his public and private gallery. Then he would troll the forums with an extreme viewpoint to psychoanalyse the response to said criticism.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Plenty of men onhere have penis envy too and they have a penis. "

This 10000000%

Sure there are women who are curious what it would be like to have one, just like men would love to experience being female for a day I'm sure.

But male to male penis envy is clear for all to see, in the forums, in clubs and in real life amongst the vanilla population too.

Far more men seem jealous of other guys knobs than women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Freud was on he here he'd be spamming everyone with a dick pic. Totally obsessed with the Mighty Penis.

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Probably more common for men to have this kind of envy.

I'm envious of any guy who is at least average size. I would be able to do so much more with it

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Most women can have a penis anytime thay want

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Thought this would be about the crass record.

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