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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Do you think that spider has to go or me?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm the one to put them out - thanks to my children, otherwise they'd stay as they are (regardless of size), as will I

Mrs

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

I seen 1 today in my garden that made me jump, and I'm not remotely afraid of spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conkers are good for deterring spiders

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Conkers are good for deterring spiders"

Throwing them?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

There's some big bastards around Portsmouth as I've recently discovered...... They bite aswell!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Conkers are good for deterring spiders"

Sadly an old wives tale, it doesn't work. Supposedly there is something in them spiders don't like..

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"There's some big bastards around Portsmouth as I've recently discovered...... They bite aswell!! "

I lived in Southampton. Early 90s I found these little black things with huge fangs. Tube web spiders . Then spreading from ports due to imports of wood from the canaries previous century. Then came the false widows…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's some big bastards around Portsmouth as I've recently discovered...... They bite aswell!!

I lived in Southampton. Early 90s I found these little black things with huge fangs. Tube web spiders . Then spreading from ports due to imports of wood from the canaries previous century. Then came the false widows… "

Are you Essex Tom in disguise?

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"There's some big bastards around Portsmouth as I've recently discovered...... They bite aswell!!

I lived in Southampton. Early 90s I found these little black things with huge fangs. Tube web spiders . Then spreading from ports due to imports of wood from the canaries previous century. Then came the false widows…

Are you Essex Tom in disguise?"

Nope. Just a messenger..

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By *y gameMan
over a year ago

open wide

Size, if the son of bitch is bigger than me I'm out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's some big bastards around Portsmouth as I've recently discovered...... They bite aswell!!

I lived in Southampton. Early 90s I found these little black things with huge fangs. Tube web spiders . Then spreading from ports due to imports of wood from the canaries previous century. Then came the false widows…

Are you Essex Tom in disguise?

Nope. Just a messenger.."

The son of Tom?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Conkers are good for deterring spiders

Sadly an old wives tale, it doesn't work. Supposedly there is something in them spiders don't like..

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It's the shells they don't like. They keep breaking their fangs on them.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

They don't really bother me too much but then we don't have them in Torquay

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Any size because once one has made itself comfortable the rest follow No room in the Inn

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Any bigger than a small dog and I ask them to leave.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Conkers are good for deterring spiders"

Not actually proven.

C

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Is a spider was the same size as an average man it would be able to run 80 mph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a spider was the same size as an average man it would be able to run 80 mph."

Ffs you'd need a motor and a 6ft 5000 pint class to catch that fucker

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Any size as I say they have 8 legs I have 2 fuck that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 foot 8 and a half inch!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Our local overpopulation of sparrows are currently nailing every spider they can find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our local overpopulation of sparrows are currently nailing every spider they can find "

Maybe spiders and bugs are spreading bird flu as a revenge/payback strategy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs and cats are quite useful to clear the spiders on the floor inside the house, in the garden the birds do their best as long as I remember to cut the grass.

If the spider is on the ceiling as long as the wife doesn't see it, it's free to live. Otherwise the Dyson comes out and it ends up in the toilet.

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