FabSwingers.com forum: What's one thing you should never say to someone from Manchester

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Liverpool are a better team

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

They sadly only missed out by a few miles from gods own Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oasis are shit

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Liverpool are a better team"

isn't mentioning ANYTHING about football likely to be at best a 50/50 problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manchester? Isn't that in Yorkshire?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I love your scouse accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool is a better city

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Does it really always rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liverpool are a better team"
well they are ynwa

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By *rigger50Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Ask Manchester people (Mancs) why they don't like scousers (Liverpool people) it's nothing to do with the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will pass this one to Elfie

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Tranmere Rovers are a better team"

FIFY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you support Man U?

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

You fookin wool

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Manchester is the 3rd city, get over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will pass this one to Elfie

You sure you from Manchester ya dont sound manc

Just coz ya from Manchester ya think ya well hard innit

My mates from manc (wigan) sound proper manc u sure u from Manchester

List is endless bein a ex manc

But saying that seen as though I was born in bred in manchester I used to get the following

You can't be a true manc ya half cockney

At and of day I am me if people have perceptions of what is a true manc or true owt else they can do t'other thing n I'll happily hold door open as the f right off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you support Man U?"

R u red or blue

Personally I'd rather clean a bog with a toothbrush than watch either

Worker at both pubs that r City n United based n still couldn't care less pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you support Man U?

R u red or blue

Personally I'd rather clean a bog with a toothbrush than watch either

Worker at both pubs that r City n United based n still couldn't care less pmsl"

I’m yet to meet an actual red from Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo bloody true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N must say if another team was playing against either team I would cheer the other team on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L'pool didn't win BPL man shity did. Meantime Inbetween time love the scouse accent and I have more Beatles songs than Oasis

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Do you support Man U?

R u red or blue

Personally I'd rather clean a bog with a toothbrush than watch either

Worker at both pubs that r City n United based n still couldn't care less pmsl

I’m yet to meet an actual red from Manchester."

Hello

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Shouldn’t that be personchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you support Man U?

R u red or blue

Personally I'd rather clean a bog with a toothbrush than watch either

Worker at both pubs that r City n United based n still couldn't care less pmsl

I’m yet to meet an actual red from Manchester.

Hello

Hello x2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you support Man U?

R u red or blue

Personally I'd rather clean a bog with a toothbrush than watch either

Worker at both pubs that r City n United based n still couldn't care less pmsl

I’m yet to meet an actual red from Manchester.

Hello

Hello x2"

Hello x3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t met any of you so my point still stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am from London

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is there a pie and mash shop near 'ere mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy chip muffin with either curry or gravy

Not something that as a .and has ever passed my lips but a lot of mancs go crazy for it

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Best and Law were overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hate it if the local chippy said we’re out of gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rainchester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would hate it if the local chippy said we’re out of gravy "

Might just have nightmares over that

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

You not wearing a coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would hate it if the local chippy said we’re out of gravy

Might just have nightmares over that

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I do have nightmares over that ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m supporting LFC

I’m moving to Liverpool

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Jesus this thread was a painful read

I feel traumatised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it raining again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White rose

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Stop being so jealous of London

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Oasis are shit"

This is true to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronaldo is shit

Only brought in to boost

Shit sales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ronaldo is shit

Only brought in to boost

Shit sales

Sorry fradulan slip

Shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blur were the better band

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Malcolm glazer is a sound bloke and to piss the blue half of pep is a flop and city are still in the shadow of United

(runs and hides )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus this thread was a painful read

I feel traumatised "

Same here. Trying my best not to take all the comments to heart ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshiiiiiiiiiine

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Jesus this thread was a painful read

I feel traumatised

Same here. Trying my best not to take all the comments to heart ahaha "

It hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t met any of you so my point still stands

Treat Mrs to a weekend away. Trench coat and heels weather at the moment

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Are you from Dudley?"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Best not mention moss side, or the munich disaster.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Can you speak English?

lol

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By *y gameMan
over a year ago

open wide

Where is it?..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

United are great aren’t they?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Shouldn’t that be personchester "

You need to look into the origins of the name Manchester

And you'll see just how non male they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus this thread was a painful read

I feel traumatised

Same here. Trying my best not to take all the comments to heart ahaha

It hurts

Manc’s unite!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus this thread was a painful read

I feel traumatised

Same here. Trying my best not to take all the comments to heart ahaha

It hurts

Manc’s unite!!!

Only if its a MFFF

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

Is that a scouse accent,?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I would hate it if the local chippy said we’re out of gravy "

Though he's from Bolton, reminds me of the Peter Kay sketch where he goes to chippy down sarf..

And say "thou not nowt moist"

Didn't do mushy peas

Didn't do curry sauce

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

So Where's this hill that's shaped like a tit that gave your town its name..?

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By *lbethereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Liverpool are a better team"
think that would be fine, it’s not near true as the last 5 years show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salfords in Manchester

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By *lbethereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cheesy chip muffin with either curry or gravy

Not something that as a .and has ever passed my lips but a lot of mancs go crazy for it"

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By *lbethereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ll have to look out for that lol

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By *urvybeckiWoman
over a year ago

Enfield

Your address

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Blur was better.

Does it rain in Manchester or sometimes does the soonsheeeeaaaayyyyyyyyynn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ive just moved in next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eebagoom

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

What’s footie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manchester. That's near Liverpool, isn't it?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Birmingham is our nation's second city.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, get under this umbrella …

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

No face, no case

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You'd all benefit from elocution lessons and to progress from the industrial revolution era mindset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

List Man United starting line up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liverpool are a better team"

Only because its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liverpool are a better team

Only because its true

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By *addyscurvesCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Ribena is better than vimto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liverpool are a better team

Only because its true

Ynwa

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Manchester? That's part of Salford, isn't it?

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

You're Manchester born and bred? Hey, gimme six!

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Manchester people are so well balanced, with a chip on each shoulder.

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Do any of the pubs around here serve Fuller's London Pride?

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