FabSwingers.com forum: Help!!

By *ice But Very Naughty OP Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

Her ladyship has man flu.

Please send cure suggestions.

Best suggestion gets a Cornetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn’t need a cure, she needs a priest.

Or cock pic’s.

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

A Cornetto May do the job. Best get 2, I can collect mine later.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Boobs make a lot of people feel better. Try to find some boobs for her.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Boobs make a lot of people feel better. Try to find some boobs for her. "

Boobs make me feel better so it must be true

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Do whatever she does when you have man flu, OP.

Just with more cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot toddy!!

And hair strokes ….

And shit movies which hold the attention a little but not enough to not fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling let me give you some suggestions...

Cock - it is medicinal and contains magic cream

Chocolate & cake - will give my body fuel to fight off the cold, and I am an emotional eater ... enough said.

Torso pics - will lift my spirits and help me to forget about feeling poorly

Stilettos and stockings - will do the same as above.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darling let me give you some suggestions...

Cock - it is medicinal and contains magic cream

Chocolate & cake - will give my body fuel to fight off the cold, and I am an emotional eater ... enough said.

Torso pics - will lift my spirits and help me to forget about feeling poorly

Stilettos and stockings - will do the same as above.

NBVN x

Profile pic changed just for you

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Darling let me give you some suggestions...

Cock - it is medicinal and contains magic cream

Chocolate & cake - will give my body fuel to fight off the cold, and I am an emotional eater ... enough said.

Torso pics - will lift my spirits and help me to forget about feeling poorly

Stilettos and stockings - will do the same as above.

NBVN x

Get well soon mrs! You have a top bloke looking after you

I have a torso but no six pack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darling let me give you some suggestions...

Cock - it is medicinal and contains magic cream

Chocolate & cake - will give my body fuel to fight off the cold, and I am an emotional eater ... enough said.

Torso pics - will lift my spirits and help me to forget about feeling poorly

Stilettos and stockings - will do the same as above.

NBVN x

Profile pic changed just for you

I feel better already... see the power of the torso

.... thank you so much

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darling let me give you some suggestions...

Cock - it is medicinal and contains magic cream

Chocolate & cake - will give my body fuel to fight off the cold, and I am an emotional eater ... enough said.

Torso pics - will lift my spirits and help me to forget about feeling poorly

Stilettos and stockings - will do the same as above.

NBVN x

Get well soon mrs! You have a top bloke looking after you

I have a torso but no six pack!

Thank you too, so kind of you.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have torso pics, I’m fat! But you can have a shower pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have torso pics, I’m fat! But you can have a shower pic.

Ooh thank you

NBVN x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I have nothing to offer except wishing you a speedy recovery x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would’ve offered 2 cornettos but …they’ve gone

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By *eptimiusMan
over a year ago

East

Pine needle tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nothing to offer except wishing you a speedy recovery x"

Shut the front door! You are the man with loads of chocolates and sweeties in your pics. What do you mean you haven't anything to offer?!

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I would’ve offered 2 cornettos but …they’ve gone

Now that's just cruel, it's akin to Bullseye 'look at what you could have won'

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pine needle tea"

I have never heard of this

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pine needles are high in vitamin c I think.

I would recommend whisky, honey, lemon and hot water. Really you could do away with the honey, lemon and hot water

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"I have nothing to offer except wishing you a speedy recovery x

Shut the front door! You are the man with loads of chocolates and sweeties in your pics. What do you mean you haven't anything to offer?!

NBVN x"

Ah yes those

I’m happy to courier some over to you now with a big slice of carrot cake. Vegetables are good for man flu I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As its her id offer help but im not good at sick people

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg

This. But instead of a box, chocolate cake.

Guaranteed man flu cure.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women just get on with it. Only men cry when they get ill.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Her ladyship has man flu.

Please send cure suggestions.

Best suggestion gets a Cornetto

Mr"

Man flu? God knows. Last 2 times I've been ill was the Rona last year and viral meningitis in 2010.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg

This. But instead of a box, chocolate cake.

Guaranteed man flu cure.

You're welcome. "

I loved that ... thanks

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nothing to offer except wishing you a speedy recovery x

Shut the front door! You are the man with loads of chocolates and sweeties in your pics. What do you mean you haven't anything to offer?!

NBVN x

Ah yes those

I’m happy to courier some over to you now with a big slice of carrot cake. Vegetables are good for man flu I think

Oh yes please

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pine needles are high in vitamin c I think.

I would recommend whisky, honey, lemon and hot water. Really you could do away with the honey, lemon and hot water

I like that, thanks

NBVN x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its her id offer help but im not good at sick people "

It's just a head cold, I am really not mega poorly.... so you'll be OK helping me

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

He is currently on the naughty step otherwise he would be replying

NBVN x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

He is currently on the naughty step otherwise he would be replying

NBVN x"

For some reason I can quite imagine you doing that

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

It’s a scientific fact that there is nothing worse than manflu F! (Or did I read it in the Sunday sport years ago!)

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

It’s a scientific fact that there is nothing worse than manflu F! (Or did I read it in the Sunday sport years ago!)

Would you like to wager a bet on that? Because I'm sure I'm can come up with something

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

It’s a scientific fact that there is nothing worse than manflu F! (Or did I read it in the Sunday sport years ago!)

Would you like to wager a bet on that? Because I'm sure I'm can come up with something

You’re on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

He is currently on the naughty step otherwise he would be replying

NBVN x"

Forum naughty step? Or Lemsip

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I had it three weeks ago. It was nasty! Day & Night Nurse or the equivalent (much cheaper) own brand product and sleep helped me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a feeling you'll be suffering from something worse than man flu OP

He is currently on the naughty step otherwise he would be replying

NBVN x

Forum naughty step? Or Lemsip"

Forum naughty step

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had it three weeks ago. It was nasty! Day & Night Nurse or the equivalent (much cheaper) own brand product and sleep helped me."

Thankfully I am doing fine with paracetamol & torso's atm but thanks for this recommendation

NBVN x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm very sad that Mr NBVN won't be giving me a cornetto.

All that effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very sad that Mr NBVN won't be giving me a cornetto.

All that effort."

He'll be sending you a cornetto if he hasn't already

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel better soon x

And try a warm milk with a touch of sugar before bed, it’ll help you sleep and tends to help with man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel better soon x

And try a warm milk with a touch of sugar before bed, it’ll help you sleep and tends to help with man flu"

Omg yes, I

hot milk & sugar

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see you’re still with us. When Mr announced it was man flu, I feared the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good to see you’re still with us. When Mr announced it was man flu, I feared the worst. "

Thanks lovely man, I was concerned too when he diagnosed me with man flu... it couldn't have been man flu, I have seen how it grabs hold of men and takes them to the brink.... oh no wait a moment I am describing edging

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut her head off before it falls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut her head off before it falls off "

"Off with her head" ... aww no Wonko

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut her head off before it falls off

"Off with her head" ... aww no Wonko

NBVN x"

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