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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! " But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! " Are we talking a twosome, threesome or moresome domestic? | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can " they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! Are we talking a twosome, threesome or moresome domestic?" No a vanilla one by the sounds, she called his mon an interfering old bitch...that did it....went up again and more insults about said dancing... | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! " In the case of my parents, decades | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! " One of mine lasted 12 months... then I divorced her | |||
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"Wow, and when they make up they will keep you awake another 6 hours. " not if i twat em for causing such an uproar.....grrrr | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... Ooooh, a jealousy, "I don't trust you" domestic, not good. Go and ask for a cup of sugar ... and a dance with the guy " No he has funny hair | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! Are we talking a twosome, threesome or moresome domestic?No a vanilla one by the sounds, she called his mon an interfering old bitch...that did it....went up again and more insults about said dancing... " I quite enjoy6 watching a domestic as long as it doesn't interfere with the football. | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... Ooooh, a jealousy, "I don't trust you" domestic, not good. Go and ask for a cup of sugar ... and a dance with the guy No he has funny hair " LMFAO! | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... " If her hubby wasn't happy about her dancing with another guy then she shouldn't have danced with him. He's right to be pissed at her. | |||
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"Well five years together now and we have not had a single domestic and if we can help it we never will " With a bum like that I would think he has a good distraction from starting one. | |||
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"So if said dance with another guy happened on Saturday, why the domestic now?? Pffftt, Have they started throwing things yet? Can you hear anything smashing? " Yes, think the glass coffee table has gone west....and its been simmering apparantly... | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... If her hubby wasn't happy about her dancing with another guy then she shouldn't have danced with him. He's right to be pissed at her." We don't know if he has been dancing around too. That sort of jealousy is never good. We all know that there must be something else going on if this is really blowing up because of dancing with a man in a club. I had my head pushed through a wall because because I stopped to speak to an old male friend from 6th Form when I was with my then boyfriend. The domestic that resulted in him lashing out went on for a few hours and only 'ended' when I knew my place. | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. " il give em til midnight.... | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. " | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. " Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up. | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... If her hubby wasn't happy about her dancing with another guy then she shouldn't have danced with him. He's right to be pissed at her. We don't know if he has been dancing around too. That sort of jealousy is never good. We all know that there must be something else going on if this is really blowing up because of dancing with a man in a club. I had my head pushed through a wall because because I stopped to speak to an old male friend from 6th Form when I was with my then boyfriend. The domestic that resulted in him lashing out went on for a few hours and only 'ended' when I knew my place." xx | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. " | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. il give em til midnight...." How's it progressing? | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up. " Tell them it sounded like gunshots and they will turn up and quickly! | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up. Tell them it sounded like gunshots and they will turn up and quickly! " Some of those armed response guys are sexy as fuck.....with huge weapons | |||
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet. Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up. Tell them it sounded like gunshots and they will turn up and quickly! " Err and how much noise would they be making in their riot vans and screaming sirens turning up! | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... " Sleeping in the car? | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? " Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! " Its pretty cold tonight you could die if not wrapped up. | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! " I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable " How often does she kick him out and does she ever sleep in the car? It seems a little unfair. | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable " Big car or small car? | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable How often does she kick him out and does she ever sleep in the car? It seems a little unfair. " Every week now, and no, only him....she speaks to him like dirt in public, makes me cringe | |||
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car! " *cold* | |||
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again.... Sleeping in the car? Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable Big car or small car?" Blue, old, four door....dont know the make... | |||
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car! *cold* " I know, id offer to bring him a coffee out, but dont wanna start em off again or embarrass him. | |||
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car! *cold* I know, id offer to bring him a coffee out, but dont wanna start em off again or embarrass him. " He has been kicking off I wouldn't go near he might take it out on you. | |||
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car! *cold* I know, id offer to bring him a coffee out, but dont wanna start em off again or embarrass him. He has been kicking off I wouldn't go near he might take it out on you. " Hadnt thought of that..... | |||
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"Well a women has to have the last word.. " Oh no she doesn't! | |||
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"Well a women has to have the last word.. Oh no she doesn't!" They do you know | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. " Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. " Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? " yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him " Can I come round and give him a poke? | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him Can I come round and give him a poke? " He might not like a poke | |||
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"No make up sex yet??" hes sleeping int car | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him Can I come round and give him a poke? He might not like a poke " No most men like a poke on the sly | |||
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"No make up sex yet??hes sleeping int car " Poor man...THat is why he need a secret GF... | |||
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"I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out" Thought I recognised those nipples | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... " ffs ...danced ..imagine if hed wanted a shag !! | |||
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs! But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... ffs ...danced ..imagine if hed wanted a shag !!" Pistols at dawn no doubt | |||
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"In our house: 12 seconds max... Me: "have you cleaned the toilet yet?" Him: "no, not yet, the footys on" Me: "sod the footy, clean the bog ffs!" Him: "do I have to?" Me: "do you value your bollox?" Him: ...."I'm cleaning the toilet darling" Me: *smug as fook* " If Siren said that to me the row would last 2 seconds and go along the lines of: "Fuck off." | |||
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"In our house: 12 seconds max... Me: "have you cleaned the toilet yet?" Him: "no, not yet, the footys on" Me: "sod the footy, clean the bog ffs!" Him: "do I have to?" Me: "do you value your bollox?" Him: ...."I'm cleaning the toilet darling" Me: *smug as fook* If Siren said that to me the row would last 2 seconds and go along the lines of: "Fuck off."" Good on Siren | |||
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"So if said dance with another guy happened on Saturday, why the domestic now?? Pffftt, Have they started throwing things yet? Can you hear anything smashing? Yes, think the glass coffee table has gone west....and its been simmering apparantly... " I'm just curious: how big is the pan if they've been simmering the coffee table? | |||
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"@Dogger! Anyway, its always been my experience that a domestic will go on looooong after the man has thought it ended. It might be a week, or a year, but you'll be arguing about something else entirely and all of a sudden a 5 year old domestic will resurface from her elephantine brain. " True, women NEVER forget anything. Me and my missus had a little spat recently over money, out of the blue she mentioned about something that happened at our wedding reception - 15 YEARS AGO!! That was the chief bridesmaid managed to get me into a corner of the room and snogged me plus groped me at the same time, wifey said that I did nothing to stop it and encouraged the chief bridesmaid even more (true, I was enjoying it )Cue her slamming the front door on her way out. Mind you I didn't manage to get to shag the chief bridesmaid that evening. That came a month later!!! | |||
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. " Dont do that he may get confused and think its a dogging request | |||
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"Women do have the last word and savvy men will realise this and be quiet. Most men learn through previous mistakes ie, never answer the question 'do I look fat in this dress' truthfully if you are just about to go out. If you say yes she will be another 2 hours and it will end up in you buying her a new dress on the upcoming weekend, and she will say its your fault for saying the word yes. its ok for men to ogle a sexy woman if they admit that a certain part of her is not as good as their partners ie' that woman is gorgeous, she is stunning.... but she hasn't got a cute nose like you have darling. If you ogle a woman and go on about how gorgeous she is and do not pay your partner a compliment, this will end up in her sulking and used against you for the next 20 years. My OH made a small mistake on Saturday night at a swinging club. A woman he fancied came into the dance area and she was everything he likes in a woman, blonde, big boobed, round bum, curves galore, about a size 16/18. He kept looking and kept saying how nice she was. I agreed because she was. After a little while she went out and I said to him,“ come on let's go and see if we can find that lady and see if she wants to play with you”. His reply was 'noooo that woman is way out of my league'...... Obviously meaning I'm not. Men!!! Fed up with their honesty at times " Brilliant!! | |||
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