FabSwingers.com forum: Why do you ladies take ages to have a shower

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Us chaps bish bosh done and dusted 15 mins tops. You ladies 30 45 mins average. Am I right lovely ladies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a lady wank obviously or making use of the water jet from the shower head........

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Having a lady wank obviously or making use of the water jet from the shower head........"
I see xx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Having a lady wank obviously or making use of the water jet from the shower head........"

#AllWomen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there is a chemical reaction between the water and the hair that causes major issues

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They're playing Where's the soap

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I’m in there for about five minutes, the males in the house take far longer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

15mins? I'm in and out in 10!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Because we actually clean things

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"They're playing Where's the soap

Yes it does

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because I have a lot of hair to shampoo twice then conditioner that needs leaving on for a few minutes. My hair takes ages just to rinse. Then I also have to shave half my body surface area before finally getting round to what you guys do in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're playing Where's the soap

Yes it does "

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

We have to exfoliate all over, put on hair conditioner, facial care takes ages too. Then shave, manicure and pedicure. Style hair. Make up...ya get the drift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be in the shower more than 5 minutes, but I am allergic to chlorine so can't.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"They're playing Where's the soap

Yes it does "

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"We have to exfoliate all over, put on hair conditioner, facial care takes ages too. Then shave, manicure and pedicure. Style hair. Make up...ya get the drift?

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that's me told xx

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

If it's just a shower... 5-10 mins if that.

Washing my hair too, 10 mins.

Needing to shave legs? That's a bath job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what I'm doing as to how long I take but I can easily be in and out in 5 mins if I'm not washing my hair or shaving my legs.

Pxx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I like to feel the shower gel soap up on my skin, I like the feel of hot water tingling, I like to thoroughly wash my hair and afterwards I moisturise

A good 20 mins I’d say

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Even washing my hair I'm only in the shower for 10mins at most.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

If I don't have to wash my hair or do any lady gardening then I'm done in less than 4 minutes. Unless you're counting drying off and moisturising time... that's what counts down the clock - self care!!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If it’s a freshen up 10–15 mins but if it’s deep conditioning, hair removal, exfoliating etc yea more like 30-40 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't 5 to 7 mins for me... I conserve water and I'm on a water meter. But I'm clean

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Us chaps bish bosh done and dusted 15 mins tops. You ladies 30 45 mins average. Am I right lovely ladies xx

10 mins maximum!! Then another 10 to clean the hair from the plug hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take ages as well. Need to shampoo, exfoliate the face and body, then moisturise, shave if I need to. Could take me about an hour altogether

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

It's the other way around in our house... He takes bloody ages n reckons I'm not in there long enough... I wash, shave everything and and wash my hair n out... No farting about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I’m about 15 mins takes time to clean everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I’m about 15 mins takes time to clean everywhere

OMG bloody spelling again Mr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 minutes max for me, 5 if I'm not washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in there for about five minutes, the males in the house take far longer "

Same here. The men take waaaay longer just to shower shave and out every hair in place. It’s painful to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking pics

J x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I take about 5 minutes to wash my hair and body. He takes at least 20 as he shaves in there as well. But he also just stands there and ponders. It winds me up as it steams up so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take about 20 mins or so and that includes shaving the legs and lady parts

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By *aronnxxMan
over a year ago

Sefton

To me, having a shower is just one of them things you gotta do. get in, get out , don't hang about. Don't get me started on baths

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

I think the most important thing is that ladies, and gents do shower. Who cares how long it takes? You do what you need to do and get out.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You're wrong OP, as ever stated generalisations tend to be.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

They washing their vulva

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

My showers are about 7 mins.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Guys always take longer than I do, I’ve found.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Because I have a lot of hair to shampoo twice then conditioner that needs leaving on for a few minutes. My hair takes ages just to rinse. Then I also have to shave half my body surface area before finally getting round to what you guys do in the shower. "

Exactly this!!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I used to be a 8 minute shower guy. Then I decided to shave my legs and now I’m half an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha - well, I (F - female half of this couple) have longish hair and it takes me ages to wash it, use conditioner, I shave my legs etc, use body scrub…and perhaps have a bit of fun with myself too

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"We have to exfoliate all over, put on hair conditioner, facial care takes ages too. Then shave, manicure and pedicure. Style hair. Make up...ya get the drift?

that's me told xx

Haha and I love the quote from Dolly Parton that says "you have no idea how much time, money and effort it takes to look this cheap!"

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Cleanliness is next to godliness before naughtiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally speaking, as I only shave the fluff once a month (cos I have mostly no hair on me anyway) .. I’m quite quick , so it can be like 10 mins in the morning and I’m pretty much done

(I get bored easy)

I do scrub everyday tho!! If I wash my hair then the process is longer, I do have a hair mask for 20-30 mins before jumping in the shower and then… remove the mask, shampoo and scrub. Probably takes me 20 mins or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I’m about 15 mins takes time to clean everywhere

OMG bloody spelling again Mr lol "

Wow. The man might not be spelling right but hes clean. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos we play with the nozzle

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't spend 30 to 45 minutes in the shower.

If I'm shaving my legs I do it in the bath, which takes longer.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Shaving everything!

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