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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Anyone else get em from time to time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paaaarph! All the time

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Describe it please, am not sure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think my brain could do with a good fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell is a brain fart???

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Describe it please, am not sure"
When your brain doesnt seem to work, can come on all of a sudden...or slowly....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Paaaarph! All the time

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Thats a fanny fart

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Describe it please, am not sureWhen your brain doesnt seem to work, can come on all of a sudden...or slowly....

I am going to ponder that a while.. Never heard the expression before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday was a Brain Fart day! I read grouped as groped in front of a load of kids!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Describe it please, am not sureWhen your brain doesnt seem to work, can come on all of a sudden...or slowly....

What about if it lasts all day???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that like when i stick the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Describe it please, am not sureWhen your brain doesnt seem to work, can come on all of a sudden...or slowly....

What about if it lasts all day???

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Then you join my club

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Describe it please, am not sureWhen your brain doesnt seem to work, can come on all of a sudden...or slowly....

What about if it lasts all day???

I think I get that more.. Sometimes takes me ages to get going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paaaarph! All the time

Thats a fanny fart

If it is then I'm the first man ever to have done that!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Would that be like the other day when I sprayed the frying pan with Mr Muscle rather than Frylite??? Gave a rather piquant flavour to the mushrooms in my carbonara

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Would that be like the other day when I sprayed the frying pan with Mr Muscle rather than Frylite??? Gave a rather piquant flavour to the mushrooms in my carbonara

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LMAO...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i think my head is constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think my head is constipated"

How does that work?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I did a three hour exam this morning and could barely remember my name afterwards. Def brain fart moment.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i think my head is constipated

How does that work?

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its full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think my head is constipated

How does that work?

its full of shit"

Lol change your diet and get more greens

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"i think my head is constipated

How does that work?

its full of shit"

Is this where I pop in with my recommendations for colonic irrigation???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my farts come from the tradesman's entrance or exit depending on how you want to look at it and have little to do with my brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happens to me all the time, I put it down to early onset Alzeimers rather than cerebral flactulence

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"happens to me all the time, I put it down to early onset Alzeimers rather than cerebral flactulence

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Now im wondering what mine is down to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex lax cures all they say.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ex lax cures all they say.

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I dont want the shits i just want less flatulence in my ickle brain....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex lax cures all they say.

I dont want the shits i just want less flatulence in my ickle brain....

Maybe vent it, have a small chimney coming out of your head. You could hide it under a hat, although that might make your hair smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex lax cures all they say.

I dont want the shits i just want less flatulence in my ickle brain....

Maybe vent it, have a small chimney coming out of your head. You could hide it under a hat, although that might make your hair smell

I think it would be rather dangerous for a woman to have another hole in her head

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ex lax cures all they say.

I dont want the shits i just want less flatulence in my ickle brain....

Maybe vent it, have a small chimney coming out of your head. You could hide it under a hat, although that might make your hair smell

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No, the anti smokers would beat me up!

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