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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Tip for today!

It’s a nice day, the Grand Prix is on, and although the TV coverage is very good, make it more realistic and feel as though you are actually there, by standing on a motorway bridge and watching on a tablet.

All other tips are welcome

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Very useful.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Avoid long queues for the beach. Sit in your back garden, feet in a bowl of salt water. Make food, sprinkle liberally with sand and allow a seagull to steal it. Get an ice cream from the freezer and charge yourself a fiver

Think of the petrol you'll save.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save yourself a fab membership by sitting in a park wearing a sign saying I’m not interested convince me I’m wrong.

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Avoid long queues for the beach. Sit in your back garden, feet in a bowl of salt water. Make food, sprinkle liberally with sand and allow a seagull to steal it. Get an ice cream from the freezer and charge yourself a fiver

Think of the petrol you'll save."

I have the feeling that my summer holiday dilemma is solve this year. Thank you.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Avoid disappointment by stop sending FAF messages and have a wank instead.

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Save yourself a fab membership by sitting in a park wearing a sign saying I’m not interested convince me I’m wrong.

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But think of all the willy pictures you will miss out on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save yourself a fab membership by sitting in a park wearing a sign saying I’m not interested convince me I’m wrong.

But think of all the willy pictures you will miss out on? "

I’m working on the assumption they have them on their phones

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

In Winter keep warm at home by putting on some extra clothes and playing a video of a burning log fire on your TV.

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Avoid disappointment by stop sending FAF messages and have a wank instead. "

I am sure many Fab members are ahead of the curve on this one, thank you for the galleries......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any tips for someone who doesn't have a garden? x

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Save yourself a fab membership by sitting in a park wearing a sign saying I’m not interested convince me I’m wrong.

But think of all the willy pictures you will miss out on?

I’m working on the assumption they have them on their phones "

Good point.....

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"In Winter keep warm at home by putting on some extra clothes and playing a video of a burning log fire on your TV."

I can afford the electric for the telly, but Belle and I have a box of matches we are sharing at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In work

Plenty of sun cream

Don’t walk round with fly open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips for someone who doesn't have a garden? x"

Sit in someone else’s garden. When challenged tell them that dined you were buried under the lawn 20 years ago you’ve not been able to move on to the light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save yourself a fab membership by sitting in a park wearing a sign saying I’m not interested convince me I’m wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips for someone who doesn't have a garden? x

Sit in someone else’s garden. When challenged tell them that dined you were buried under the lawn 20 years ago you’ve not been able to move on to the light. "

Love it!

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Any tips for someone who doesn't have a garden? x"

I am glad you asked...If you want that authentic British summer garden experience inside your house, (and who doesn't?) then open the fridge, turn on the shower, open a bag of manure and put an open jar of jam by the window, to set the ambiance, Add a sprinkle of East Enders at full volume for neighbor effects and finally sit in the saggiest, most uncomfortable chair you can find whilst complaining about the insects, noise and cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips for someone who doesn't have a garden? x

I am glad you asked...If you want that authentic British summer garden experience inside your house, (and who doesn't?) then open the fridge, turn on the shower, open a bag of manure and put an open jar of jam by the window, to set the ambiance, Add a sprinkle of East Enders at full volume for neighbor effects and finally sit in the saggiest, most uncomfortable chair you can find whilst complaining about the insects, noise and cold. "

Haha. Best answer ever

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Get your Brussel Sprouts simmering in October so they're deliciously soft and mushy for Christmas Dinner. But if you can't be bothered cooking at all, just turn up at random Office Parties throughout December and tell them you're from Head Office.

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By *he Wrangler and Belle OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"Get your Brussel Sprouts simmering in October so they're deliciously soft and mushy for Christmas Dinner. But if you can't be bothered cooking at all, just turn up at random Office Parties throughout December and tell them you're from Head Office."

Ooooo, I like this one.....

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