FabSwingers.com forum: Parents fibs....

By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Finding myself with lots of time to spare, (waste), in the last few years, I decided to find out exactly which things my mother told me were true, and which were not.

If you go out with wet hair, you do not get a cold, to be fair though, I don’t have an abundance of the stuff.

If you watch a kettle, it does boil. Amazing but true.

Clean underwear does not stop you from getting run over!

Bing Crosby was not my uncle.

The Ice Cream man actually does sell ice cream, and it is not poisonous.

Sitting on cold walls? Well, she might have been right about that one.

What untruths were you told as a child that stick with you?

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Keep making that face when the wind blows and itll stay like that.

Actually she could have right

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Turning the interior light on in the back of the car at night is not illegal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing steaks and burrying them doesnt cure a wart but it will get you a clip around the noggin for using my last god damned steak

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By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

"Keep making that face when the wind blows and itll stay like that.

Actually she could have right

I do believe I know people this has happened to......

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By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

"Turning the interior light on in the back of the car at night is not illegal! "

All the better for clandestine late night meets in car parks......

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By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

"Rubbing steaks and burrying them doesnt cure a wart but it will get you a clip around the noggin for using my last god damned steak

You had steak!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Doughnuts from the doughnut van do actually taste nice

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By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

"Doughnuts from the doughnut van do actually taste nice"

And are sticky too.....lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your tongue will turn black if you tell a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u eat ice cream after chips the fat will not freeze in your tummy and make u sick .

TCP does nip like mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

Care home

So none

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By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

"Your tongue will turn black if you tell a lie "

I have not heard that one...did it?

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By *ingdongandBelle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

"If u eat ice cream after chips the fat will not freeze in your tummy and make u sick .

TCP does nip like mad "

I can see the logic in the Ice Cream, and it may explain my waistline as a child....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your tongue will turn black if you tell a lie

I have not heard that one...did it?"
oh really! My mother always said it to me

& no I'm an angel see really

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

If you swallow an apple seed it does not start growing in your stomach.

Also muscle does not turn into fat as you get older!

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