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dude!! seriously!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone actually read profiles???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

usually the people who after riding home on top of a unicorn and chatting on a mobile with Lord Lucan, they always read the whole profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A what?? What's a profile, is it that wordy bit near the mail button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The purpose of which would be ?????

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I do yes!

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Read a profile .......... is that what the words for .......... thought they were adverts before the pictures lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone actually read profiles??? "

Depends how long they are - I'm not here to read essays or legal clauses - to be honest, it's the pics that get my attention - the written content of the profile is an after thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they all read the same after a while

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Is that the bunch of words I have to scroll past to get to the photos?

I wish they'd just get rid of that completely. It'd save everyone lots of time.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Is that the bunch of words I have to scroll past to get to the photos?

I wish they'd just get rid of that completely. It'd save everyone lots of time."

There are words????

Try the mobile site, pics come before the bumph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would appear not .............. errr wot was the question again

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Is that the bunch of words I have to scroll past to get to the photos?

I wish they'd just get rid of that completely. It'd save everyone lots of time.

There are words????

Try the mobile site, pics come before the bumph "

tut tut !! .. only if u click on them u perv !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if everyone in life moaned like they do on Fab.....

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You see an billboard advert for a new computer. There are pictures at the top and a detailed technical description at the bottom.

You walk into a store wanting to buy the computer and ask a staff member to tell you a bit about it.

The staff member angrily snaps at you: "Go back and read the billboard ad properly and stop wasting my time!!!!"

You leave the store never to return and tell most of your friends to avoid the place. You buy your computer somewhere else where the staff are friendlier.

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A Fab profile is just an advert. Everybody calm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a rather long and disturbing profile about sex and violence.

It was only half way through that I realised that I had clicked off the link and was now reading the screenplay for American Psycho.

You can understand my hesitation on all future profile _iewings.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Does anyone actually read profiles??? "

It depends, sometimes I do but if the punctuation is poor, I give in half way through.

Just basic stuff like capital letters so thats its easier to read, that kind of thing.

Cough Cough

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I once read a rather long and disturbing profile about sex and violence.

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Thats bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine if everyone in life moaned like they do on Fab.....

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You see an billboard advert for a new computer. There are pictures at the top and a detailed technical description at the bottom.

You walk into a store wanting to buy the computer and ask a staff member to tell you a bit about it.

The staff member angrily snaps at you: "Go back and read the billboard ad properly and stop wasting my time!!!!"

You leave the store never to return and tell most of your friends to avoid the place. You buy your computer somewhere else where the staff are friendlier.

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A Fab profile is just an advert. Everybody calm down. "

Very true!

Even if some are way more irritating than that 'Go Compare' twat!

I've just had a genius idea - i'm off to Dragons Den !

A comparison site for profiles!!

Oh and another one!!!

A 'new laywers for you' company to pursue expense claim refunds for those stood up on meets that have suffered the hardship of fuel accomodation expenses!

After all - where there's blame - there's a claim!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"usually the people who after riding home on top of a unicorn and chatting on a mobile with Lord Lucan, they always read the whole profile"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"usually the people who after riding home on top of a unicorn and chatting on a mobile with Lord Lucan, they always read the whole profile "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dude I don't even read threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude I don't even read threads! "
oooooo what other cool smileys can you do???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many read profiles in our oppinion. Our description and Sydney university warning are bollox and are never mentioned. They make me smile though.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Dude I don't even read threads! oooooo what other cool smileys can you do???"

I can do all of the secret smilies!

We need a troll face smiley I think.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

if a picture paints a thousand words,... What's the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone actually read profiles??? "

well it wasnt a single guy this time at least!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude I don't even read threads! oooooo what other cool smileys can you do???

I can do all of the secret smilies!

We need a troll face smiley I think."
wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see profiles as the patter that goes along with an initial meeting - akin to how you'd chat in a pub, so I always read them (even the long boring ones like ours) to the end.

I think you can tell a lot from the words people use and how they use them (or don't) even more so than their pictures.

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By *weetcheekstooWoman
over a year ago

southampton


"Does anyone actually read profiles??? "

sometimes if i have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone actually read profiles??? "

Some do, some don't and some just oggle the pictures.

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