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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You get excited because it's only two weeks till the new Tesco's opens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the police are younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your youngest child fills out their UCAS form

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's not old that is sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not old that is sad "

That's a relief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you say, that boy needs a haircut he looks like a girl.

and you cant stand listening to radio 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel my age today, as my knees are arching after a good dance class last night.

May need to start taking Glucosamine for my joints!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

You know you are getting old.......

When you can't do all night, what you used to do all night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think a patterned carpet looks good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not old that is sad "

Yep, agreed... getting excited by paying more than you should for anything is rather sad... but saying that. the Co-OP are guilty as sin of doing the same deed.

Verdict: Old and sad

Sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I qualify for Saga holidays in just over 2 years!

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

when you have seen more christmases than you will see in the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not old that is sad

Yep, agreed... getting excited by paying more than you should for anything is rather sad... but saying that. the Co-OP are guilty as sin of doing the same deed.

Verdict: Old and sad

Sorry OP "

We need a 'bursting into tears' smiley

I'm ginger too. Fml!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ya riding on your daughters flicker thinking holy shit how do you stop this thing yes I (H) did this,this afternoon

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

When the Ladies say you look 'Distinguished'

Wolf

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"That's not old that is sad

Yep, agreed... getting excited by paying more than you should for anything is rather sad... but saying that. the Co-OP are guilty as sin of doing the same deed.

Verdict: Old and sad

Sorry OP

We need a 'bursting into tears' smiley

I'm ginger too. Fml!"

Nothing wrong with gingers. Unless your name happens to be Butch as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell the kids to turn the music volume down!

If it's too loud, you're too old - to quote Aerosmith!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You think a patterned carpet looks good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! "
But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!"

Rumor has it that it rather good for females

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females "
Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when nostalgia ain’t what it used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?"

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ...... What was the question ??

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! "
Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Princess Pussy and I once took some of Patricks viagra - didn't do owt for us

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When you ...... What was the question ?? "
Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

when you go urrgh as your getting into your car

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"when you go urrgh as your getting into your car"
It is actually my car that does that when I get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you think the gorgeous barmaids arnt old enough to serve you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the skin on your face lags behind each-time you move your head while looking in a mirror….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you ...... What was the question ?? Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!"

Tried the chocolate dodgers. You can't beat the jammie ones

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

when you read things about knowing your getting old in case they apply to you

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime "

You said you knew everything

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When you ...... What was the question ?? Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!

Tried the chocolate dodgers. You can't beat the jammie ones "
He did a lot to introduce healthy school dinners, didn't he...;-)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime

You said you knew everything "

I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

You draw your old age pension

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime

You said you knew everything

I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa "

On your knees and thirty Hail Marys

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime

You said you knew everything

I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa

On your knees and thirty Hail Marys "
Sir, with due respect... last time I got on my knees I nearly choked...;-)

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"Princess Pussy and I once took some of Patricks viagra - didn't do owt for us "

It was probably fake lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!

Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?

Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime

You said you knew everything

I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa

On your knees and thirty Hail Marys Sir, with due respect... last time I got on my knees I nearly choked...;-)"

Ok ok I promise not to push quite so hard

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You draw your old age pension"
Some people draw theirs at a younger age though...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you ...... What was the question ?? Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!

Tried the chocolate dodgers. You can't beat the jammie ones He did a lot to introduce healthy school dinners, didn't he...;-)"

He's ok but I prefer marco Pierre

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I started getting mail from Saga when I was 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts. "

What if your farts sound like drum solo's as you are going upstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts.

What if your farts sound like drum solo's as you are going upstairs? "

You're probably Phil Collins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts.

What if your farts sound like drum solo's as you are going upstairs?

You're probably Phil Collins "

... probably Phil something else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when...

.. You're sitting in your cab on the rank, and a horny-looking girl of about 18-19 gets in, 'clocks' your ID badge and says......

"Didn't you go to school with my NAN???????"

Nearest I've come to phoning Digintas, let me tell you.....

Pork

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Princess Pussy and I once took some of Patricks viagra - didn't do owt for us

It was probably fake lol"

Well it seemed to work as it should on Patrick, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you cannot trust a fart.

nothing worse then riding a motorbike knowing youve shit yourself and you can feel it running around your leather pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... when you can't eat after 7pm without Gavisgon on standby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you say, that boy needs a haircut he looks like a girl.

and you cant stand listening to radio 1."

haven't been able to listen to it since moyles left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... when you can't eat after 7pm without Gavisgon on standby. "

oh dear thats not good

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