FabSwingers.com forum: I’m sat on the sofa in my y fronts and a string vest

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And one of my testicles is hanging out

Form a queue ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

He,s a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too "

Well I just knew you would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too

Well I just knew you would be

Kindred spirits

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

The ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not cold? It's quite cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you not cold? It's quite cold. "

I’m red hot darling

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By *aturetemptressWoman
over a year ago

Knutsford

That made my fanny pop out of its g string

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

And what are the other members of your Christian book club meeting wearing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

The left one I don’t know which one of flora’s is hanging out

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

The left one I don’t know which one of flora’s is hanging out

Oh it doesn't matter, both of hers are super handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rab C Nesbit springs to mind

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is it a leather sofa? I hope your stray testicle doesn't get stuck

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Which testicle though?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

And crocs too I hope..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a leather sofa? I hope your stray testicle doesn't get stuck"

It should be fine cos it’s stuck to my leg

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But where's the sky remote?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

It was a bit limited on details, which are always essential.

Yfront colours? How long worn?

Which bollock?

There will be some men who need to emulate this, to gain any hope of getting a reply here. And it'll be recreated in giant posters, like the chiselled guy hauling tyres around.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If you put a knotted hanky on your head you are all set for the beach of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

It was a bit limited on details, which are always essential.

Yfront colours? How long worn?

Which bollock?

There will be some men who need to emulate this, to gain any hope of getting a reply here. And it'll be recreated in giant posters, like the chiselled guy hauling tyres around. "

Y fronts are white with a brown streak

The left testicle which is now stuck to my leg

Not been on long…. Tuesday I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you put a knotted hanky on your head you are all set for the beach of course "

Yep I’ve been to Torquay a few times

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

It was a bit limited on details, which are always essential.

Yfront colours? How long worn?

Which bollock?

There will be some men who need to emulate this, to gain any hope of getting a reply here. And it'll be recreated in giant posters, like the chiselled guy hauling tyres around.

Y fronts are white with a brown streak

The left testicle which is now stuck to my leg

Not been on long…. Tuesday I think "

Careful if you’ve reversed them, the brown go faster stripe may stick..:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one's out?

Paint me a picture here, Jimmy Strayball.

It was a bit limited on details, which are always essential.

Yfront colours? How long worn?

Which bollock?

There will be some men who need to emulate this, to gain any hope of getting a reply here. And it'll be recreated in giant posters, like the chiselled guy hauling tyres around.

Y fronts are white with a brown streak

The left testicle which is now stuck to my leg

Not been on long…. Tuesday I think

Careful if you’ve reversed them, the brown go faster stripe may stick..:"

That’s probably why my testicle has stuck to my leg

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"If you put a knotted hanky on your head you are all set for the beach of course "
Reminds me of giles the guy who did cartoon sketches for the news papers.. where's grandma with her bucket and spade..

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Sing us a song your the Y front man, sing us a song tonight, well it's sad and it's sweet and you knew it complete when you wore a younger mans pants

(Oh he may want them back sometime)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sing us a song your the Y front man, sing us a song tonight, well it's sad and it's sweet and you knew it complete when you wore a younger mans pants

(Oh he may want them back sometime)"

Did your cousin write that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic please I need to see this

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Sing us a song your the Y front man, sing us a song tonight, well it's sad and it's sweet and you knew it complete when you wore a younger mans pants

(Oh he may want them back sometime)

Did your cousin write that? "

Cousin Billy Bob? Might have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sing us a song your the Y front man, sing us a song tonight, well it's sad and it's sweet and you knew it complete when you wore a younger mans pants

(Oh he may want them back sometime)

Did your cousin write that?

Cousin Billy Bob? Might have done "

Haha ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ensure the testicle that is hanging gets nowhere near the remote control, remind it who’s in charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ensure the testicle that is hanging gets nowhere near the remote control, remind it who’s in charge "

Yea the cock

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