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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I’m (cough) approaching that age where I’m over the majority of age preferences I thought I’d better up my game. So…

Chat up lines. Best you’ve got. Funniest. Worst. I need inspiration. I want a large one works at the bar but it’s just for white wine.

Help a queen out day. It’s today.

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford


"As I’m (cough) approaching that age where I’m over the majority of age preferences I thought I’d better up my game. So…

Chat up lines. Best you’ve got. Funniest. Worst. I need inspiration. I want a large one works at the bar but it’s just for white wine.

Help a queen out day. It’s today. "

Do you come here often, or did you spill your drink on the floor?

I know, I will get my coat

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Shit! I am 50 in just over a month and haven't even thought of this!

I have only ever used one chat up line... "How do you feel about much older women?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like diamonds and other precious stones?

Yes I do.

Well you're in luck, because my cock is a gem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As I’m (cough) approaching that age where I’m over the majority of age preferences I thought I’d better up my game. So…

Chat up lines. Best you’ve got. Funniest. Worst. I need inspiration. I want a large one works at the bar but it’s just for white wine.

Help a queen out day. It’s today.

Do you come here often, or did you spill your drink on the floor?

I know, I will get my coat "

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Shit! I am 50 in just over a month and haven't even thought of this!

I have only ever used one chat up line... "How do you feel about much older women?" "

And what was the response ?

I know what I would have said

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Shit! I am 50 in just over a month and haven't even thought of this!

I have only ever used one chat up line... "How do you feel about much older women?"

And what was the response ?

I know what I would have said "

It has worked well on more than one occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my snogs are 8/10, can I have a second opinion?

*I’ll get my coat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Major cheese alert*

"Did you hurt yourself as you fell from heaven? "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Shit! I am 50 in just over a month and haven't even thought of this!

I have only ever used one chat up line... "How do you feel about much older women?" "

Don't worry you will be fine.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I think my snogs are 8/10, can I have a second opinion?

*I’ll get my coat. "

That's cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my snogs are 8/10, can I have a second opinion?

*I’ll get my coat. "

That has actually worked on me before, maybe it’s my turn to try it

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm just here for inspo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here for inspo..."

You aren't the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my snogs are 8/10, can I have a second opinion?

*I’ll get my coat.

That has actually worked on me before, maybe it’s my turn to try it "

Feel like that would work on everyone you say it to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my snogs are 8/10, can I have a second opinion?

*I’ll get my coat.

That has actually worked on me before, maybe it’s my turn to try it "

I’ve never tried this. I might have to give it a whirl one day.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Alright darling..You don't look bad for a geezer dressed up as a woman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright darling..You don't look bad for a geezer dressed up as a woman.. "

I love it when men use that line on me.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m not wearing any socks

I have the matching pants too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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