FabSwingers.com forum: What would you put in..

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

..your lair?

If you were an evil megalomaniac, the sort that would totally fail to kill James Bond in an interesting and entertaining fashion.

Mine would be protected by t-rexs with machine guns.

What would you add to it?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Metal toothed piranhas in my moat of doom

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Massive system of movement-triggered speakers playing Phil Collins. Nothing could get past that!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A full sized mannequin of BoJo.

Nobody's coming anywhere near to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Doctors receptionist.

Job done.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A Doctors receptionist.

Job done. "

You monster!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Massive system of movement-triggered speakers playing Phil Collins. Nothing could get past that!"

Oooh I love Phil Collins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 hot (heat) and bothered and very d*unk young women.

Have you seen them on a Friday and Saturday night in town??

Think about all teeth and claws, not to mention the screeching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give the lair a name instead of a number, to make it more difficult for Busman to find.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The first level would be protected by a children’s soft play area filled with nauseated, over stimulated and highly excitable kids and their associated viscera.

The second level would be angry rhinos with lasers.

The third level would be a very slow lift that plays musak off key.

By the time they reach me, they’ll be broken both physically and emotionally

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

That Princess from Kingsman.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"A Doctors receptionist.

Job done.

You monster! "

And if you pass that level….

….a school dinner lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemma Collins… she would torture the shit out of people!

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"Massive system of movement-triggered speakers playing Phil Collins. Nothing could get past that!

Oooh I love Phil Collins

Ah, damn! You’re in my lair!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The first level would be protected by a children’s soft play area filled with nauseated, over stimulated and highly excitable kids and their associated viscera.

The second level would be angry rhinos with lasers.

The third level would be a very slow lift that plays musak off key.

By the time they reach me, they’ll be broken both physically and emotionally

You've been planning this a long time haven't you

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Classic arcade and pinball machines.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Classic arcade and pinball machines."

Is that for your own entertainment or to distract would-be burglars and spies?

Either way, clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky tv

For the boredom

In between trying to be a dick dastardly type

Mutely in attendance

Plenty of bacon Pringles and prawn

Oh Nora standing guard to the lair

Wo betide any one that comes near

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Maybe go simple and butter the floors

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Massive system of movement-triggered speakers playing Phil Collins. Nothing could get past that!

Oooh I love Phil Collins

Ah, damn! You’re in my lair!

I was going to do my victory dance, but...

# I can't dance, and I can't sing

Cal

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Clowns and Nuns.

Terrifying to all sane people

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