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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Gotta send a message first

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A number one or a number two?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret?"
that's where you are going wrong, should have been next to a can of linx Africa or a sky remove

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But was it next to a can of monster energy drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gotta send a message first "

Come on, what do you take me for, an amateur? Always a hi ffs, first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A number one or a number two?"

Hey, I'm suffistamacated, number 2 obviously

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

If that picture didn’t immediately get a reaction then nothing will.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "

Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret?"

Have you tried calling the woman a slut and mentioned “destroying her pussy with your hard cock”?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "

.

And here we have lesson one on how to commit fabicide

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret?"

I'd definitely have replied if I'd seen that!

Ah too late now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "

Try the Tate, or the louvre, much better class of bird there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say this’ll head south fast but it kinda started there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret?

I'd definitely have replied if I'd seen that!

Ah too late now "

What no, bbbut it's andrex triple quilted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

.

And here we have lesson one on how to commit fabicide "

One hell of a first forum post though!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
ouch, is that your "I'm a twat" role play character

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "

I'm holding out fur a hero

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Have you tried logging off and logging back in again?

Try pressing CTRL-ALT-DEL. That sometimes helps.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?"

I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?

I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready"

when might I expect it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait I’m 5’ 6” does this mean no dick below 6’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once so a midget dancing with little Johnny.little johnny was a cowboy,cowboys dont like snakes in their boots.

Not the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think ladys are getting my messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!"

Yes, they are here. The "Top tier" men ;-p

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By *eef monster munchMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’d say this’ll head south fast but it kinda started there "

Top comment ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never sent any lady’s messages

Or dick pics that’s for bedroom

Just think of it like club

Drinks loud music

Send a message

See where you go from there

You get polite move on move on

Not interested

You get slap round chops told to fuck off

Move on quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think ladys are getting my messages lol"

I wish I was getting your messages

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Gotta send a message first

Come on, what do you take me for, an amateur? Always a hi ffs, first "

Doh

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!

Yes, they are here. The "Top tier" men ;-p

"

Oh, do tell more? I must be in the running with being way below average!!

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!"

How dare you! I have modelled things for many a radio show

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!

How dare you! I have modelled things for many a radio show "

Ah, I stand corrected. I bet you are fab at radio modelling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But was it next to a can of monster energy drink?"

What about a toilet brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Forum conversation thread is awesome. Literally so random. Haha

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?

I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready"

Did you do 3 Rights then

3 Lefts.

Or in Pairs ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I find they are usually washing their hair.....so cannot reply.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In london. Surrey lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?

I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready

Did you do 3 Rights then

3 Lefts.

Or in Pairs ? "

•

You get nothing for a pair. 'not in this game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted one earlier with the remnants of a brown trout in the lavvie.

It was difficult to resist. But somehow I managed

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I’ve found messaging …. “Can I tongue punch you in your fart box followed by stabbing your herring hole with my sprog cannon”

Is normally a sure fire winner….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spotted one earlier with the remnants of a brown trout in the lavvie.

It was difficult to resist. But somehow I managed "

Sorry about that I'm learning every day. Today, flush, always flush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve found messaging …. “Can I tongue punch you in your fart box followed by stabbing your herring hole with my sprog cannon”

Is normally a sure fire winner…. "

You're a wordsmith sir, such eloquent approach

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I’ve found messaging …. “Can I tongue punch you in your fart box followed by stabbing your herring hole with my sprog cannon”

Is normally a sure fire winner…. "

..this would work for me...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "

Got to be honest I kinda agree with him.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret?

I'd definitely have replied if I'd seen that!

Ah too late now

What no, bbbut it's andrex triple quilted "

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

Got to be honest I kinda agree with him. "

Yes, but even if that were true, that most below average women are looking for a 6 foot male adonis. That kind of comment won't endear him to the below average women he presumably hopes to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.

C'mon,

What's the secret? that's where you are going wrong, should have been next to a can of linx Africa or a sky remove "

Got to be a old remote with the back missing and sticky tape holding the batteries in

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

No Mr shein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves

Got to be honest I kinda agree with him. "

Is there anything wrong with that though? If you're a "5" can you only aim for "5's"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How on Earth would you calculate a fab average? Or more to the point, why?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh come now, we had a brilliantly whacky convo the other day

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