FabSwingers.com forum: Secrets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a secret?

Care to get off your chest??

It is Friday after all, wine day!!

I'll start, hey my name's **** (I mean, I've not had enough wine to divulge that!!) and I do actually like sex. Like really enjoy it, I'm a total sex fiend.

Oh, my name's also Dave. Hey

You go....

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My name isn't Phil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave? I bet you have a massive wang too? Another secret.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I wouldn’t know where to start!!!! I have loads, is this like confession? I mean, will it go any further?

I’ve had wine already and picked a spot on my face so much I look like I’ve had a stroke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t know where to start!!!! I have loads, is this like confession? I mean, will it go any further?

I’ve had wine already and picked a spot on my face so much I look like I’ve had a stroke! "

I promise it'll go no further. You can trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dave? I bet you have a massive wang too? Another secret.

9inches baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name isn't Phil."

Well now I feel a fool

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m just here to be a nosy bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave? I bet you have a massive wang too? Another secret.

9inches baby"

I’m calling BS.

I think you need to put it next to my ‘tape measure’ to check that it’s not fab inches you’re measuring by.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I always carry a Sharpie in case I need to correct the grammar on toilet graffiti

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I always carry a Sharpie in case I need to correct the grammar on toilet graffiti"

That is an awesome plan, putting one in my handbag now

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.

On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always carry a Sharpie in case I need to correct the grammar on toilet graffiti"

What kind of establishments are you visiting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.

On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive

Over sharing definitely ends in tears.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him

Dave's an arsehole, I'm doing you a favour!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I might have had a glass of wine.

A large one.

I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.

Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have secrets that I’ll take to my grave!

They were told in confidence and will stay that way!

Not to air on a forum ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might have had a glass of wine.

A large one.

I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.

Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh."

There is no shame in wine.

The twerking, that's debatable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have secrets that I’ll take to my grave!

They were told in confidence and will stay that way!

Not to air on a forum ha ha. "

Well that's no fun.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I Have a secret, I'm on Fabswingers, don't tell my mum.

She thinks I'm a good little boy

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Over sharing definitely ends in tears. "

It can do, or being stalked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have had a glass of wine.

A large one.

I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.

Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.

There is no shame in wine.

The twerking, that's debatable. "

T'werk, that's where we go in Yorkshire

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I Have a secret, I'm on Fabswingers, don't tell my mum.

She thinks I'm a good little boy"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can keep secrets though. Don't care for gossip.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

My ‘fox’ tattoo is actually a vixen and I didn’t really get it to remind me to be strong, persistent and adaptable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might have had a glass of wine.

A large one.

I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.

Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.

There is no shame in wine.

The twerking, that's debatable.

T'werk, that's where we go in Yorkshire "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I Have a secret, I'm on Fabswingers, don't tell my mum.

She thinks I'm a good little boy"

Some secrets should be kept a secret...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"My ‘fox’ tattoo is actually a vixen and I didn’t really get it to remind me to be strong, persistent and adaptable

For research purposes only

. I have studied your pictures closely and I see no fox tattoo. I’m going to take another good look

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I actually work for Sydney University....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually work for Sydney University...."

Lol. Very clever

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

Make it bread and wine and we have a deal. "

Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"My ‘fox’ tattoo is actually a vixen and I didn’t really get it to remind me to be strong, persistent and adaptable

For research purposes only

. I have studied your pictures closely and I see no fox tattoo. I’m going to take another good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.

On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive

Agreed

Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any secrets I’m an open book.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I don’t have any secrets I’m an open book."

It sounds a Gibson standard all have open book headstock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.

On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive

Agreed

Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually.. "

This is a safe space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.

Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper

If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I always carry a Sharpie in case I need to correct the grammar on toilet graffiti

What kind of establishments are you visiting?

All the classy ones - I'm just committed to arresting the general decline in literacy in society

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhhhh

Names on profile

Real name

I’m kinky twat

Like big hairy vag

Think that’s it

Oh I talk to much

And I’m big pain in ass

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually..

This is a safe space. "

On a publicly viewable forum

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm just committed to arresting the general decline in literacy in society

May I join you

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.

Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper

If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine? "

Are you kind enough to buy the screw driver to open the wine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually..

This is a safe space.

On a publicly viewable forum

Exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually..

This is a safe space.

On a publicly viewable forum

Exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.

Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper

If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine?

Are you kind enough to buy the screw driver to open the wine ?

Screw top wine.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years

Sounds good to me.

I forgot about the bread and water only

Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.

Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper

If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine?

Are you kind enough to buy the screw driver to open the wine ?

Screw top wine.

Deal

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I might have had a glass of wine.

A large one.

I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.

Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.

There is no shame in wine.

The twerking, that's debatable.

T'werk, that's where we go in Yorkshire "

Ha! Very good Bella, very good indeed.

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

"I always carry a Sharpie in case I need to correct the grammar on toilet graffiti"

I always carry a sharpie because I'm a theatre technician!

My secret? I live in a caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret is that I think Dave is a another version of Essex Tom. An online persona created for a bit of fun. In Tom's case the real person isn't as stupid as they pretend to be - no one is that thick. In Daves case they're nowhere near as morose as they pretend to be. No one can be that negative and still make people laugh.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm just committed to arresting the general decline in literacy in society

May I join you

Actually, I do need someone to cover the women's facilities...

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him

Dave's an arsehole, I'm doing you a favour! "

I know that why I'm fucking his arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I secretly lust over someone ….

I secretly do actually love a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told little johnny a secret,he kept it till his dying moment tikk h grabbed me and told me in my ear....

"The Indians are Gnownnads"

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve got a secret but I’m not sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My secret is that I think Dave is a another version of Essex Tom. An online persona created for a bit of fun. In Tom's case the real person isn't as stupid as they pretend to be - no one is that thick. In Daves case they're nowhere near as morose as they pretend to be. No one can be that negative and still make people laugh.

Mr"

You'd be surprised how miserable Dave really is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I secretly lust over someone ….

I secretly do actually love a penis

Me too. Sssshhhh though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a secret but I’m not sharing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually a scouser down south

And nobody understands my accent or humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I secretly lust over someone ….

I secretly do actually love a penis

Me too. Sssshhhh though. "

Your secret is safe with me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Do you have a secret?

.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey

You go....

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I knew it! Hi Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a secret?

.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey

You go....

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I knew it! Hi Wonko!"

It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Do you have a secret?

.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey

You go....

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I knew it! Hi Wonko!

It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played. "

Too much wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a secret?

.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey

You go....

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I knew it! Hi Wonko!

It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.

Too much wine?"

Never have too much wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have many"

Juicy?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Do you have a secret?

.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey

You go....

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I knew it! Hi Wonko!

It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.

Too much wine?

Never have too much wine"

Even when you pass out?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I drink lemonade...

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him

I'm Dave, but seeing as I'm outside your age group, never mind up outside yourlocality, I can be sure that I'm not the lucky Dave. Best of luck to Dave's everywhere, and if you happen to be a Dave, drop the lady a message, it might just be your lucky day.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I have a secret and I don’t mind sharing. I actually don’t like sex, I’m only here for daily gossip and dietary advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him

Oi that's me

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Does it have to be my secret or can it be someone else's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a secret?

.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey

You go....

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I knew it! Hi Wonko!

It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.

Too much wine?

Never have too much wine

Even when you pass out?"

Never happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have many

Juicy?"
well i didnt want to talk ball funk tonight but if you insist

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I secretly lust over someone ….

I secretly do actually love a penis

Yes but in which orifice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep looking at a picture over and over and its making my winky tingly

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I told my friend last week I’ll never go to confession again. So secrets remain secret

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret is I do a bit of acting. And own a Welsh football team.

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