FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassment at the check out.

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!

When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.

As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.

And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer

I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.

I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!

His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.

I have to say it perked my day up!

Love to scandalize the yoof

What's cheered your day up today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!

When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.

As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.

And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer

I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.

I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!

His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.

I have to say it perked my day up!

Love to scandalize the yoof

What's cheered your day up today?"

The fact that you are clearly keeping a struggling retail outlet in business buying all those condoms there, when you just know you could get a better deal online. Well done you!

Pork

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!

When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.

As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.

And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer

I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.

I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!

His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.

I have to say it perked my day up!

Love to scandalize the yoof

What's cheered your day up today?"

Made me smile - nice one.....

And cheered me up today...nothing as amusing....just got a nasty little re-roofing job out of the way .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone's having a water bomb fight!...lol

18 boxes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

18 boxes

wtf !

If you're having a party balloons are much cheaper

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thats more condoms than the whole of Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is 40 really classed as being an oldie ????....now if it had of been me i could understand ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 17 boxes you must be under the weather get well soon xxx

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?"

£1:49 per pack.

And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?

£1:49 per pack.

And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...

How long are you away for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?

£1:49 per pack.

And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...

You'll never get into Lincolnshire

Well not unless you have a prosthetic 3rd arm to fool the border guards with !

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?

£1:49 per pack.

And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...

How long are you away for?"

A week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really is unfair of you

Just through your thoughtless actions, clearing the local community supply of birth control, there's going to be a baby boom in Sheffield, probably starting with that young couple on their anniversary night

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?

£1:49 per pack.

And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...

How long are you away for?

A week

5-8 shags a day. Hope you bought lube as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you

Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.

I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who buys 17 boxes of condoms lol

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

And just to compliment the condoms there were three sacks of cat litter.

Not sure what fetish that would fit but I'm sure there is one!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"who buys 17 boxes of condoms lol"

I didn't, I bought 18.

Oh and 12 more at the other branch of the same store in Sheffield, but that cleared their shelves and wasn't enough. And they didn't have cat lit.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you

Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.

I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment

Oooooh! Men in uniform!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you

Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.

I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment

Meet Customs Officer Marigold...

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Buying 54 condoms "

Just spotted the flaw in your maths.

They are boxes of 12.

So that's 216.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying 54 condoms

Just spotted the flaw in your maths.

They are boxes of 12.

So that's 216.

It wasn't a flaw in my maths

More a measure of my innocence

Well that and the fact finding use for 54 condoms was hard enough, let alone 216 !

You are, after all, talking to the man who can take 3 condoms on a night out and come back with 4

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Buying 54 condoms

Just spotted the flaw in your maths.

They are boxes of 12.

So that's 216.

It wasn't a flaw in my maths

More a measure of my innocence

Well that and the fact finding use for 54 condoms was hard enough, let alone 216 !

You are, after all, talking to the man who can take 3 condoms on a night out and come back with 4

I believe they are all going to be used for fairly standard purposes.

But not by me - I get mine from the clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!

When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.

As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.

And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer

I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.

I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!

His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.

I have to say it perked my day up!

Love to scandalize the yoof

What's cheered your day up today?"

I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as.....................

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as.....................

Wasn't me.

Wasn't a supermarket

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Condoms are free from pharmacists in Scotland. Well known brands.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as.....................

Wasn't me.

Wasn't a supermarket

Must have been a Bargain away from Home?

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as.....................

Wasn't me.

Wasn't a supermarket

Must have been a Bargain away from Home?"

Indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who buys 17 boxes of condoms lol"

I brought 8 packets of mates skyns when they were on offer. I always do when on buy one get one free. Lol

Cali

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as.....................

Wasn't me.

Wasn't a supermarket

Must have been a Bargain away from Home?

Indeedy

Whatever you do, do not try their Chinesee Chardonnay, well not for drinking lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I was in Ann Summers with my daughter a while ago (she is 30 by the way) and we were looking at vibrators. She was saying which ones she had and was comparing them to the ones I had.

Obvious couple behind us were really embarrassed about our conversation when they heard daughter call me 'mum'. The fella couldn't tear himself away but the woman moved quickly and was hissing at him to join her on the other side of the shop!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Are you going to Africa to promote safe sex or something? Where else would you need to take that many condoms????

Also......why pay for them??? Get them free from the gum clinic

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Ha ha just a few more boxes and you can have a Goodyear!!! Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of interest? What size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of going shopping for condoms, lube, rubber gloves, a squash and industrial tape just to see the reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of going shopping for condoms, lube, rubber gloves, a squash and industrial tape just to see the reaction

Don't forget the shovel that should really get them talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of going shopping for condoms, lube, rubber gloves, a squash and industrial tape just to see the reaction

Don't forget the shovel that should really get them talking

Oooo and black bin liners lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought Paying for Condoms was a thing of the past..

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Are you going to Africa to promote safe sex or something? Where else would you need to take that many condoms????

Also......why pay for them??? Get them free from the gum clinic "

I'm going to Ireland where you can't get cheap ones. One of my friends asked me to get some onetime and it's spread so I now take 30 packs of 12 for assorted friends!

I get my own free, but I wouldn't abuse that service by getting them for other people - especially when they live in another country.

They reimburse me and since I don't believe there's anything to be embarrassed by I have no problem buying them - but teenagers next to me at the check out may...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to discard another box at the end of this month, the fourth pack of 12s to be binned, out of a total of 5 packs that I had bought since Aug 2009!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Are you going to Africa to promote safe sex or something? Where else would you need to take that many condoms????

Also......why pay for them??? Get them free from the gum clinic

I'm going to Ireland where you can't get cheap ones. One of my friends asked me to get some onetime and it's spread so I now take 30 packs of 12 for assorted friends!

I get my own free, but I wouldn't abuse that service by getting them for other people - especially when they live in another country.

They reimburse me and since I don't believe there's anything to be embarrassed by I have no problem buying them - but teenagers next to me at the check out may...

Ahhhhhh it makes sense now

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Costs between 15 and 20 euro in boots in Ireland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a 12 pack condoms where i live is 16.99 euros so that's great value what you bought them for.well done for you for helping out some friends.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"a 12 pack condoms where i live is 16.99 euros so that's great value what you bought them for.well done for you for helping out some friends.

If you have friends in the UK who don't embarrass easy ask them to find a Home Bargains (think they're mainly in the north of UK), stock up, ditch the boxes and mail them to you - they're not heavy so very little postage.

Also if you ever make it north of the border I saw a branch in either Omagh or Derry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Costs between 15 and 20 euro in boots in Ireland!

we often post a "jiffy-bag" (how-apt) full of condoms to our friends in ireland..

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Branches in Newton Abbott, Carrickfergus, Omagh, Belfast and Newtown Ards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't have friends in the UK unfortunately.live too far away from the border too as i am in co Kerry so a bit of a pain.the std clinic where i go only give out one or two condoms even though they know what i do so i am afraid have to buy at full whack

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"a 12 pack condoms where i live is 16.99 euros so that's great value what you bought them for.well done for you for helping out some friends.

So ten packs in home bargains is £14.90, ten packs near you is 169.90 euro...

This is why I'm carrying so many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shhhhhh don't want to think how much i spent in the last 2yrs on condoms

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"shhhhhh don't want to think how much i spent in the last 2yrs on condoms

#mumbles...

I can do yer a ten wrap if yer can meet me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love to but wont be able to meet ahhhh banning my head against a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying 54 condoms

Just spotted the flaw in your maths.

They are boxes of 12.

So that's 216.

It wasn't a flaw in my maths

More a measure of my innocence

Well that and the fact finding use for 54 condoms was hard enough, let alone 216 !

You are, after all, talking to the man who can take 3 condoms on a night out and come back with 4

pmsl

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you

Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.

I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment

Yeh I could just imagine her bending down doing squatters rights at the end of the humber bridge...... ooo matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't have friends in the UK unfortunately.live too far away from the border too as i am in co Kerry so a bit of a pain.the std clinic where i go only give out one or two condoms even though they know what i do so i am afraid have to buy at full whack

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Happy to help, plus I'm often in Ireland

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"18 boxes !

Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?"

Hmmmm? Yorkshire! I know bulk by for out of date packets = massive discount!!

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