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'Ladies': Wardrobe Malfunction!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Ladìes, Binariës, Whatevëries and Inclúsivities....

You're going out for a most splendid evening. You've had two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair. But you can only 'fix' one.

What would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hair. Put trainers on and be cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the summer a time when women of the world walk the streets in tight fitting clothes believe unaware we can see everything or maybe aware knowing that its making me have to shuffle the boys about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair…idc about shoes one thing I cannot stand is being able to feel a knot in my hair against my head. Sensory overload to the max

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't know Nerolatte. Was going to say hair but my hair always gets bigger. You have reminded me to check my consultation time for getting it less big so thanks ex-husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix your shoes to your hair, two birds with one stone

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Neither. Guys only tend to look at and talk to my boobs anyway so it wouldn't be noticed...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I love the summer a time when women of the world walk the streets in tight fitting clothes believe unaware we can see everything or maybe aware knowing that its making me have to shuffle the boys about "

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I'm going to assume that you wear Manolo Blahnik high heels then!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"My hair "

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Obviously!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair

I can go barefoot

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Ladìes, Binariës, Whatevëries and Inclúsivities....

You're going out for a most splendid evening. You've had two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair. But you can only 'fix' one.

What would it be?"

Hair! No contest

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hair. Put trainers on and be cool "

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You would still have to wear your 'compromised' shoes. That's the caveat.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shoes.

I'll put on a hat

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Shoes.

I'll put on a hat"

Oooh,smart

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My shoes. If I can't walk properly it won't matter what my hair looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladìes, Binariës, Whatevëries and Inclúsivities....

You're going out for a most splendid evening. You've had two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair. But you can only 'fix' one.

What would it be?"

Hair generally people talk to your face not your shoes.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

My shoes.

My hair is always fabulous.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Shoes.

I'll put on a hat

Oooh,smart "

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She's such a goddamn smarty-pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd whip out the clippers for a quick no.4, get rid of the hair malfunction and put on some amazing shoes.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don't know Nerolatte. Was going to say hair but my hair always gets bigger. You have reminded me to check my consultation time for getting it less big so thanks ex-husband. "

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Charming! You rarely cut your hair when we were married!

I'm going to shack up with Nelly_G. I like her hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without knowing what type of malfunction, I’m gonna say shoes.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hair seems to be the preferred option. I'm still nonplussed.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Hair. Put trainers on and be cool

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You would still have to wear your 'compromised' shoes. That's the caveat."

That's quite a big caveat.

But I take my shoes off most of the time anyway, so I'd just go barefoot

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Shoes cos walking is useful.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hair. Put trainers on and be cool

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You would still have to wear your 'compromised' shoes. That's the caveat.

That's quite a big caveat.

But I take my shoes off most of the time anyway, so I'd just go barefoot "

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I'd whip out the clippers for a quick no.4, get rid of the hair malfunction and put on some amazing shoes."

Noooo don't crop! You just need a good hair grip! Then you can have both!

I'll save shoes anyday!

Hair malfunction, I just bunch up and clip... Men have said that's my "just-been-fucked look" and they're not wrong...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd whip out the clippers for a quick no.4, get rid of the hair malfunction and put on some amazing shoes.

Noooo don't crop! You just need a good hair grip! Then you can have both!

I'll save shoes anyday!

Hair malfunction, I just bunch up and clip... Men have said that's my "just-been-fucked look" and they're not wrong...!"

It's really short anyway at the mo and I'm not a stranger to a buzz cut.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think I should do another one of these, but this time for the men.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Shoes for sure. My hair is permanently malfunctioning so I've given up trying to control it.

K

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Let's be honest shoes are inevitable to fail.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Let's be honest shoes are inevitable to fail."

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Those poor soles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's be honest shoes are inevitable to fail.

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Those poor soles! "

Ohh noo Nero, the shoes caught our attention which made us have a look at your profile pics. You know what they say about men with large shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously my hair x

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Hair, most people ignore your feet

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hair! Our recent trip to a club, the sole came off my shoe as I got into the cab Still had a great night though!

Mrs TMN x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hair! Our recent trip to a club, the sole came off my shoe as I got into the cab Still had a great night though!

Mrs TMN x"

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You've just given credence to this thread!

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